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girlyalias99.bsky.social

@girlyalias99.bsky.social
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Retired Felon-Whisperer, Retired Professional Dominatrix (mutually-exclusive). Bleeding heart liberal Forensic Social Worker in San Francisco. Life is short, buy the shoes!

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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 3h
Thanks, but link doesn’t open for me.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 4h
This deplorable motherf*cker. I feel sick hearing this. Not surprised though.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 6h
I don’t like these people
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 22h
Q: “What do you see is the number one issue for American voters in the midterms?” Trump: “I don’t know exactly.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
Trump ignores a question about "what did mean when you said 'let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego?'"
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love this grandma!
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President of the United States inviting Iran to "take out" two major American cities should receive as much coverage as a President of the United States having a bad debate.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Impeach his demented ass 👇
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ugh. Makes me feel sick.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
* Chef’s Kiss *
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um, hope it’s not a “Russia if you’re listening” type message to Iran.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He needs to go. Yesterday.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a big secret crush on him! #swoon
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear MI6 - please leak the files asap.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FWIW - in forensic note taking, “SI” indicates Suicidal Ideation. Just saying.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/10/2026
Plague outbreak in Russia from a lab. We MUST ban all commercial flights to and from Russia NOW
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Memorable Presidential Quotes In History From FDR: "The only thing we have to fear... is fear itself." From JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." From our Vulgarian-In-Chief:
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where is Mark Meadows?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s boycotting Walmart because they’re selling Obama jackets. Ohana is the Hawaiian word for family. He’s one of the people who didn’t know there’s a “B” in dumb.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Frank Figliuzzi @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An FBI agent about Election Day: “I’m either going to be sick that day or they are going to have to fire me” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Is There Anything Kash Patel Won’t Do for Trump Before the Midterms?
“The president wants indictments. He wants people in handcuffs.”
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no doubt.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My newsletter is up. Eric Schmitt should be mocked and John Roberts should be hounded and I will not be persuaded otherwise. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Eric Schmitt Deserves to Be Mocked Forever
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent relives the senator’s glorious face plant. Plus: whyt John Roberts’s also deserves our mockery.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Makes perfect sense!
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over 4,000 Texans showed up for James Talarico in Ken Paxton's home county 👀
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s going to use nukes before it’s all over. People need to wake up
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This made me smile.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
LOL -- Trump tries to shout out Ted Cruz in Texas and *not a single person applauds* for him. Not one!
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about Cucks, Pete?
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or that.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does anyone know why MI6 hasn’t leaked the files?
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I kinda wish the troops would execute a mass AWOL.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think if they held an anonymous vote, he’d be impeached or 25th-d And ousted. Finally!
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s a total mensch!
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very good!
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You win. 🏆
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just snort-laughed!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's inconceivable to me how someone who lost in a free & fair election can incite an angry mob to attack his own government, (the very definition of treason) & be allowed to run for any office ever again.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel seen!
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh. They are all so annoying.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.” So very well said.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deplorable. In every way.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Badges are the barnacles on the ruptured hull of a sinking ship.” If you don’t follow noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ,, you really should! He has a way with words. His account is blocked for replying and quoting, so I hope he knows how appreciated he is!
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Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social)
NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack https://linktr.ee/NoelCaslerComedy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=8fc21144-7ec4-4c40-94ca-b6170fa44c5e•fi...
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We must abolish ICE because the real culprit is the personality type that would be drawn to join such an organization in the first place. Trump exploited the ignorant & the awful among us. Badges are the barnacles on the ruptured hull of a sinking ship.
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girlyalias99.bsky.social @girlyalias99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know, but a girl can dream!
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