Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 08/10/2026bro you can totally lie about esoteric wisdoms on your resume, everyone does it. plus they’re not even allowed to ask about your secret societies legally. 02110
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the ministry of flinta has decided that all he/him pronouns shall be subject to a vibe check before entry. glory to arstotszka. 060
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026resident evil (2026) was exactly what a video game adaptation movie is supposed to be. i hope the zelda makers are taking notes 020
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 02/10/2026watching my wife play elden ring on our big ass tv (85 inch) and i keep asking her where patches is and then she shows me patches so i start asking her where the moonlight treat sword is instead 160
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sitting down for odysee (2026) with a notebook angrily scribbling down everything nolan diverged from in the canon like a dsa member on holiday in cuba 010
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 29/09/2026do you think estrogen could have saved elliott smith? i mean i know he got stabbed but would the extra padding have helped? 001
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026okay sweatie, just don’t come scrying to me when your soulless abomination gets run over by a speeding knight errand trying to impress some jezebel 🙄 030
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you know that it will live to see 60 to 180 moons less on average than indoor homunculi right? it’s literally animal cruelty to expose it to the diseases, traffic and heroes which a healthy indoor homunculus would safe from. you know that right?? 043
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026unfriendly reminder that your “outdoor” homunculus devastates the environment by hunting endangered wisps and gnomes seemingly for fun. its literally an invasive species. and spreading disease. i bet you didnt get it neutered either so when it unavoidably turns feral itll start breeding like crazy 174
Reposted by Agnesrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my homonculus biting members of the public shouldn't be of any concern it's up to date on its vaccinations 0183
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gen z boy SHOCKS medieaval knight order by perfectly utilising the iframes on a dodge roll 092
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they should invent a cigarette that makes everyone but me hiccup then 110
Reposted by Agnescassogreen 🍎 ⛧ carrion 🥩 @dammit-larry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comJerma Jerma985Alt: jerma ripping off his shirt to reveal lesbian 2259
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 26/09/2026they should invent a cigarette that doesn’t make you hiccup 250
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i will write about this in my upcoming czechsploitation novel 010
Reposted by Agnesbeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/05/2026What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)? 15752153
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 15/09/2026as decreed by the treaty of verdun, the netherlands occupy the nothernmost part of central europe. eastern europe starts at the meuse and east of the elbe is something different altogether 000
Reposted by Agnesrat @ratgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dude turn on the town crier, doesn't matter which square. they enclosed the fucking commons 1278
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i need nordrhein westfalen for their cheap ciggies please 020
Reposted by AgnesStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026 115030
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 07/09/2026a beautiful woman trying to lure you back to bed when you have to leave for work is a modern type of siren 081
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026women love being punched in the stomach right up until it actually happens 120
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026had another dream about solving mazes. my mousification is accele rat ing 020
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 03/09/2026incredible video, made me remember why i fell in love with history :> 010
Reposted by AgnesBrain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hi, I made a video essay about renaissance cartography and its relationship to english magic. also face reveal hi www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3f4...youtube.comA Map of HeavenYouTube video by C.T. Kelly 732397
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 01/09/2026touching your glottis was a complex and nuanced experience which confounds me to this day 020
Agnes @girllover.bsky.social · 01/09/2026if your CO touches your slob you’re allowed to frag him. no court martial either 051
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