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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Just said “Oh my god! Ding Rong!” out loud like I’d left the stove on I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Really enjoying S2 of OPLA Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The John Mulaney “We’re not so different, you and I” bit only instead of a small child it’s college student Pran BadBuddy talking to his dad “For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Project Open Arms is the real deal - if you’re trans and considering fleeing to the pacific northwest from a red state, they have a lot of great resources.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think this could be the show where I finally retain the information of which one’s Aou and which one’s Boom

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yesterday I was singing my little song about the space fish (It’s called “Nonstop Cool Vibes in Space”) and discovered I’ve never told my kid about the space fish They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Wheel of Time show wasn’t perfect but it did really capture Elayne’s insatiable desire to make a spectacle of herself in public Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ooh I want to play! Ask me my top 5 anything!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

In some ways, Home Alone is an object lesson in the perils of the sunk cost fallacy.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Spouse: What’s so funny? Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?” Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey! Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian. Spouse: OH DAMN!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Mid-annual White Christmas watch and trying to think which of my blorbos would work in a White Christmas AU Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Two nights ago I just had some cough syrup and I couldn’t sleep because I was coughing too much so last night I took the Quil and now I’m on the bus to work still so deep in the Quil I feel like I can’t read Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Oh my god you guys remember Nie Zonghui What. A. Guy.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Lost my thimble so made one out of painter’s tape

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

We are still doing this in case you were wondering

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

We are watching stranger things S5 and I’m pleased to report that my efforts to get Spouse to call it “eeby deeby” instead of the Upside Down appear to have stuck

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

This is also a great way to meet other people who care about the same things you do! Love seeing someone at a trans rights vigil and being like “Oh hey! We met yelling at the school board, how’s it going?”

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Thank you @themountaingoats.bsky.social for a phenomenal show last night and especially for playing Sax Rohmer #1, one of my all-time favorite songs and a “hear it live” bucket list item for me. Still replete with happiness 9 hours later.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Hello I’m going to try to be on here more, I missed y’all.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I sang “She wears snerp snorps, I wear sneep snerps, she’s cheer captain and I’ve got my sneep snerps” to myself one time 10 years ago and the words instantly replaced the actual words to the song for me forever

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Spouse: Wait, who is that? Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger. Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again? Me: The guy with the mustache. Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???

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Jo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say… My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS! The wenis is a DANCE! Everybody is a GENIUS, Who knows it in ADVANCE! Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS! The wenis is a DANCE…

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing

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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”

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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I saw some Captive Prince fan art and was thinking about it taking place in Fantasy France. Then I thought “Frantasy,” and that’s what I’m calling it now Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Aw man, remember wangxian_fan? I hope they’re doing good

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I hope all the football players at the Super Bowl were excited to get to share the field briefly with Greatest Living American Athlete Serena Williams

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other. “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.” I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I am once again marveling at how my parent managed to never let us know what an enormous goddamn hassle snow days and summer camps are.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Absolutely wild to be reading Kushiel’s Dart for the first time after having read so many Kushiel’s Dart AUs It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Great news everyone I found a new-to-me cover of “Teardrop” that works with my The Heart Killers playlist Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

We are watching The Fall Guy which Spouse previously watched on a plane [I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing] Me: I love this song Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Waiting at the vet and the TV is playing this A&E reality show that appears to just be… footage of car accidents This is so unpleasant

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine

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