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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

He likes to do activities which ngl is one of my favorite traits in a person

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

GRIPS IT GOOD he’s not gonna half-ass gripping that pigeon

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

He loves bones so much! Also mysterious powders! Can’t get enough of em!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The problem is Tharn wouldn’t believe him because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Did you read Raven scholar, I liked that one

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Just said “Oh my god! Ding Rong!” out loud like I’d left the stove on I momentarily forgot about Ding Rong which is just as bad Remember when he got to defuse a bomb for a work project as a little treat and he was SO HAPPY Love when a little guy is weird and LOVES to be a weird little guy

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

It’s a testament to complete and utter commitment to the bit, if they swerved for a moment it would be so cringe

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Really enjoying S2 of OPLA Katey Segal continues to be cordially invited to get it

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The John Mulaney “We’re not so different, you and I” bit only instead of a small child it’s college student Pran BadBuddy talking to his dad “For example, you own a shop, and I have all these fucking markers”

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Project Open Arms is the real deal - if you’re trans and considering fleeing to the pacific northwest from a red state, they have a lot of great resources.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Everyone at GMMTV gets a turn making them do it again

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think this could be the show where I finally retain the information of which one’s Aou and which one’s Boom

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I explained that I only want to go to space if I can be the space fish and they got that “It’s an enormous fish that swims through space, it’s in 5 seconds of 1 episode of Star Trek and I love it” is something a 9-year-old can get behind

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yesterday I was singing my little song about the space fish (It’s called “Nonstop Cool Vibes in Space”) and discovered I’ve never told my kid about the space fish They were surprised I want to be the space fish bc it’s well known that I don’t want to go to space

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

If you told me this was an episode of the show I just forgot I’d believe you

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Hot damn I love a giant ugly brown sweater

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. Mouth 2. Thigh 3. Heat 4. Breath 5. Wrist

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. Black bear 2. Armadillo 3. Sea otter 4. Ball python 5. Penguin

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Top 5 things in your house that you like

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Fic tropes to write: 1. Fake dating/sex pollen/only 1 bed/any form of “what if we HAD to kiss, for REASONS” 2. OT3 3. Big friend group 4. Dubcon/noncon 5. Getting together/first kiss/first time together

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ways to unwind: 1. Read a book especially in the sunshine 2. TV 3. Crafty thing 4. Singing, I love to sing 5. Fancy cocktail/nice dinner/lil treat

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Top 5 songs to listen to on a road trip

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I tried to read it with my kid and it was a little too talky for them but I think in a couple more years they’re going to really love it!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

4. Star Trek: The Next Generation, the first fanfic I ever read was TNG fic 5. Batman Forever, source of my Nicole Kidman-induced bisexual awakening Put these together for a very accurate picture of exactly how old I am lol

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. The Last Unicorn (movie), which I watched recently and still SLAPS, they don’t make em like that anymore 2. The Little Mermaid, both this one & Last Unicorn were movies my parents had to make a rule I could only watch once a DAY 3. The Hero and the Crown, first book that ate my brain

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I had a potted sword fern for a long time that I named Wen Kexing because it was the most Extra plant I’ve ever had, ALL the light ALL the water ALL the attention other plants we don’t know them Gave him to a friend when I moved and he’s still living his best life

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The Wheel of Time show wasn’t perfect but it did really capture Elayne’s insatiable desire to make a spectacle of herself in public Born to be a theater kid, forced to be the Daughter-Heir of Andor

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. Stargazer lily 2. Sword fern 3. Hyacinth 4. Pothos 5. Haworthia/zebra plant

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. Phone charger 2. Fancy little dish with cough drops in it 3. Lube 4. Alarm clock 5. Little glass lamp

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

1. Delice de bourgogne 2. Rogue Creamery oregonzola 3. Huntsman double gloucester with stilton 4. Ro-tel dip 5. Manchego of any kind but tbh I’m partial to the one you get in a giant triangle at Costco

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ooooo 1. Baguette with some nice triple cream Brie 2. Mixed nuts with potato chips mixed in 3. Ripe tomato with salt 4. Big bag of cherries 5. Veggies and dip, any veggies (except bell peppers) and any dip

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Me too it’s one of my favorite books foods and movies

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

From ANY media, wow! OK hmm: 1. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji from The Untamed 2. Sean and White from Not Me 3. Ruth and Idgie from Fried Green Tomatoes (book or movie) 4. Tom Paris & Harry Kim from Star Trek: Voyager 5. The two aunts in Practical Magic

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Top 5 paintings (by other people)

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Ooh I want to play! Ask me my top 5 anything!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

In some ways, Home Alone is an object lesson in the perils of the sunk cost fallacy.

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Fortunately I woke up before any bees appeared

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Not to mention that Helen not being from Troy is a pretty major plot point They went and got her from somewhere else, that was a pretty major thing that happened

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

PTO is part of your compensation package and if you don’t use it you’re letting your work pay you less Are you going to let your work STEAL from you or are you getting some mfing CONCERT TICKETS???

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

They don’t bite very much at all!

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My human child does this all the time

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Giraffeter @giraffeter.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Spouse: What’s so funny? Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?” Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey! Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian. Spouse: OH DAMN!

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