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gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed

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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the sun is shining, the air is cool enough for jackets, and my brother is texting me to ask whether it would be weird of him to have a mariachi band at his wedding if his partner isn't mexican
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026
The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984
the WHY CHEAP ART? manifesto
PEOPLE have been THINKING too long that
ART is a PRIVILEGE of the MUSEMS & the
RICH.   ART IS NOT BUSINESS !
It does not belong to banks & fancy investors
ART IS FOOD . You cant EAT it BUT it FEEDS
you. ART has to be CHEAP & available to
EVERYBODY. It needs to be EVERYWHERE
because it is INSIDE of the WORLD.
ART SOOTHES PAIN !
Art wakes up sleepers !
ART FIGHTS AGAINST WAR & STUPDITY ! 
ART SINGS HALLELUJA!
ART IS FOR KITCHENS!
ART IS LIKE GOOD BREAD!
Art is like green trees!
Art is like white clouds in blue sky!
ART IS CHEAP!
HURRAH!
Bread & Puppet Glover, Vermont, 1984
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that was right when I was trying to decide how hard I wanted to commit to the gender, so he'd be stunned and a little defensive and then I'd tenderly, empathetically bully him into getting a consult booked while he's still on his parents' health insurance
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the problem with me is I'm very chatty but I don't talk to people first and also I have resting doesn't wanna be interrupted face. a vicious cycle. just come up to me and ask me about axolotls or something it'll go so normal I promise
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
applied to help out at a local furry con cause my main volunteer gig is dormant this year and I don't know why I was surprised that furries r us takes applications as jira tickets
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one day someone will make an edit of all jojo's male-stripper characters across various series, set to "Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too" from crazy ex girlfriend, and I will finally know peace
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
also not to do the thing where every gmmtv show with one member of a ship is contractually obligated to bring the other half in for a cameo but I hope evil vigilante reporter off got to fuck black not me at least once. I think it could happen
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
objectively it's very funny that they have to keep doing all the little dap-up backslaps through the various camera angles of the Big Finale Hug so nobody mistakes mr kill for a full bl but I think that's still more prolonged physical contact than the end of 2gether, so,
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the thing about burnout syndrome is sooner or later jira's going to realize he can force koh and pheem to fuck "for artistic reference"
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
still making my way what did you eat yesterday? and look, shiro's actor is fucking gorgeous. we know that already. that's the hottest 50 year old man in any room he's in but he is, in fact, clearly 50. in no world would I be shocked to hear this information
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
when some people hear my age they say I'm a millennial. some people say I'm gen z. when my boss, who employs me, hears how old I am, he says I'm aging out of being a twink
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
still on the what did you eat yesterday? rewatch binge and I definitely didn't catch the first time that the First Gay Couple Hang chosen restaurant was not just a pizza place but a homosexual pizza place specifically
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sorry for not posting more. I walked 10 miles with my shirt off today trying to undo a stupid tan line and acquired an even stupider sunburn line
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A chef approaches a table where 3 food judges are waiting to be served. Before setting down the plates he tells them, "Judges, I'm in no mood for constructive feedback. Praise or nothing."
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Peryton → Howl @furrysexcomics.ca · 04/08/2026
blake the husky
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
one of my favorite bits of What Did You Eat Yesterday? is when after a full season of shiro engaging in silent warfare with the heartless bargain-store cashier, kenji goes, they're closing? oh no!! their cashier is so nice, she always told me about the best deals
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fact check: Pfizer has been approved as well as novovax. Looks like they’ll all be shipping “within days” Up to 60% of Americans will likely qualify Here is the HELLA LONG list of “preexisting conditions” which includes stuff like depression or simply being physically inactive.
cdc.gov
Underlying Conditions and the Higher Risk for Severe COVID-19
Learn risk factors for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and actions to take.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
once again I am the only person in my entire office working on a friday afternoon
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just once in my life I want to hold a pigeon. to cradle it. they're the perfect size for being held
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the thing about akk eclipse is I can't think of any other bl boy who needs a daddy as bad as he does
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
dreaming about making enough money to have a laundry service and get a cleaner in, like, once a month
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
if a hospital in the us is run as a nonprofit they have to have financial assistance. and depending on your circumstances, that financial assistance can be *very* good check their policies before you go and you can save a huge amount of money
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snow @ssnowsball.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My Love on the Wall. Ding Wenjie. ????
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
picturing shane and ilya making a very poor attempt at hooking up with another couple. frozen on the couch refusing to make eye contact and when the host goes "uh, can I get you a beer?" to shane ilya says No You Cannot at slightly too high of a volume and pulls a ginger ale out of his coat pocket
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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“I don’t want to take it away from someone who really needs it.” I promise you, you’re not! You are helping establish demand for canes, shower chairs, accessibility programs, etc. This helps them be more widely available and cheaper. You can just get yourself something that improves your life.
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if you think that doctor needs to know you're trans and they are not your endo, your gyno, testing for STIs, putting a catheter in, or about to prescribe you something you KNOW interacts with your medications: no the fuck they don't
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
in the long run I think the only successful way to get ilya to stop smoking will be how pissy shane gets about it when he sucks his dick
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
watching mr kill and it's frying me that mr genius cop's first real hunch seems to be "the dude I know is prescribed anxiety meds was real anxious when the cops came to his place of work"
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
10 years ago today
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Lisa DeBruine @debruine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
filling out my adult summer reading sheet for the library like shit I only read 2 books this summer and then, all at once, realizing my brain failed to understand ebooks are also reading
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
having an idea that sticks in my head enough I might actually try to write it insteat of chatficcing it, but I barely ever write these days so what if I never hash it out in dms Or have an actual finished piece, but then if I give up and just chatfic it I wouldn't have the juice to write it properly
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Panda 🐼 @asiandramapanda.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you didn't get to see #Shine when it aired, it's now on Netflix, so hopefully it'll reach a wider audience. It's beautiful and heartbreaking, but also has a lot of hope and love. Some scenes that are hard to watch and one in particular that wrecked me. www.netflix.com/us/title/829...
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Watch Shine | Netflix
In 1969 Bangkok, idealistic economist Trin meets carefree musician Tanwa amid political unrest, sparking a forbidden romance that tests their beliefs.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026
just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
last time I was in new york I didn't realize I was walking past adobe's headquarters until I noticed which logo the woman next to me had carefully framed in her phone camera next to her raised middle finger
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
guess who has two thumbs and finally started Payback
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the single funniest thing about me and thee in my personal opinion isn't any of the performances or even pond's little antennae-bang but the wobbly balance they constantly walk in trying to keep phuwin desirable while the character is supposed to dress so utterly swagless
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me: -slightly broken umbrella -liter of unsweetened coconut water -2-5 n95 masks -horsehair shoe brush -can of dace with black beans -a single individual serving kitkat in a flavor you'll never be able to find again
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sometimes you search a completely innocuous word in your text history and remember all at once that you could never run for elected office
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the social event starts at the time specified on the invitation and when I am inevitably there 40 minutes before the actual hangout starts, well! might as well help make some salad
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
mok being like you can be as big of a lesbian as you like OFF the clock when you are not ENDANGERING YOUR BOSS is frying me
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
who will be the brave soul to edit the dog and a plane fanvid to "Mutt" by leon thomas
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Lee Mandelo @leemandelo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seven more days until the big move, so I'm doing one last bump for the "help Lee get out of Kentucky and settle in Chicago!" fundraiser 🫡 I'm so grateful for everyone's help boosting and donating, and can't express how much of a difference it all makes www.gofundme.com/f/help-lee-m...
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Donate to Help Lee Move to Chicago!, organized by Lee Mandelo
Hi everyone! I'm Lee Mandelo, a gay trans writer, scholar, and editor whose work you might recog… Lee Mandelo needs your support for Help Lee Move to Chicago!
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a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have an ancient cpr cert so I delude myself into thinking I'd be tolerable, he'd be hot garbage
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