a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the sun is shining, the air is cool enough for jackets, and my brother is texting me to ask whether it would be weird of him to have a mariachi band at his wedding if his partner isn't mexican 2110
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984 6570260
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that was right when I was trying to decide how hard I wanted to commit to the gender, so he'd be stunned and a little defensive and then I'd tenderly, empathetically bully him into getting a consult booked while he's still on his parents' health insurance 190
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the problem with me is I'm very chatty but I don't talk to people first and also I have resting doesn't wanna be interrupted face. a vicious cycle. just come up to me and ask me about axolotls or something it'll go so normal I promise 2160
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026applied to help out at a local furry con cause my main volunteer gig is dormant this year and I don't know why I was surprised that furries r us takes applications as jira tickets 180
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one day someone will make an edit of all jojo's male-stripper characters across various series, set to "Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too" from crazy ex girlfriend, and I will finally know peace 090
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026also not to do the thing where every gmmtv show with one member of a ship is contractually obligated to bring the other half in for a cameo but I hope evil vigilante reporter off got to fuck black not me at least once. I think it could happen 393
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026objectively it's very funny that they have to keep doing all the little dap-up backslaps through the various camera angles of the Big Finale Hug so nobody mistakes mr kill for a full bl but I think that's still more prolonged physical contact than the end of 2gether, so, 281
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the thing about burnout syndrome is sooner or later jira's going to realize he can force koh and pheem to fuck "for artistic reference" 2153
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunk🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes 4368592057
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026still making my way what did you eat yesterday? and look, shiro's actor is fucking gorgeous. we know that already. that's the hottest 50 year old man in any room he's in but he is, in fact, clearly 50. in no world would I be shocked to hear this information 040
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026when some people hear my age they say I'm a millennial. some people say I'm gen z. when my boss, who employs me, hears how old I am, he says I'm aging out of being a twink 2190
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026still on the what did you eat yesterday? rewatch binge and I definitely didn't catch the first time that the First Gay Couple Hang chosen restaurant was not just a pizza place but a homosexual pizza place specifically 170
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sorry for not posting more. I walked 10 miles with my shirt off today trying to undo a stupid tan line and acquired an even stupider sunburn line 2120
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026one of my favorite bits of What Did You Eat Yesterday? is when after a full season of shiro engaging in silent warfare with the heartless bargain-store cashier, kenji goes, they're closing? oh no!! their cashier is so nice, she always told me about the best deals 160
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fact check: Pfizer has been approved as well as novovax. Looks like they’ll all be shipping “within days” Up to 60% of Americans will likely qualify Here is the HELLA LONG list of “preexisting conditions” which includes stuff like depression or simply being physically inactive.cdc.govUnderlying Conditions and the Higher Risk for Severe COVID-19Learn risk factors for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and actions to take. 11454158
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165572898
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026once again I am the only person in my entire office working on a friday afternoon 070
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026just once in my life I want to hold a pigeon. to cradle it. they're the perfect size for being held 8262
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the thing about akk eclipse is I can't think of any other bl boy who needs a daddy as bad as he does 1144
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026dreaming about making enough money to have a laundry service and get a cleaner in, like, once a month 0111
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if a hospital in the us is run as a nonprofit they have to have financial assistance. and depending on your circumstances, that financial assistance can be *very* good check their policies before you go and you can save a huge amount of money 1150
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunksnow @ssnowsball.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My Love on the Wall. Ding Wenjie. ???? 110524
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026picturing shane and ilya making a very poor attempt at hooking up with another couple. frozen on the couch refusing to make eye contact and when the host goes "uh, can I get you a beer?" to shane ilya says No You Cannot at slightly too high of a volume and pulls a ginger ale out of his coat pocket 2141
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkA Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“I don’t want to take it away from someone who really needs it.” I promise you, you’re not! You are helping establish demand for canes, shower chairs, accessibility programs, etc. This helps them be more widely available and cheaper. You can just get yourself something that improves your life. 213132
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026if you think that doctor needs to know you're trans and they are not your endo, your gyno, testing for STIs, putting a catheter in, or about to prescribe you something you KNOW interacts with your medications: no the fuck they don't 0120
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026in the long run I think the only successful way to get ilya to stop smoking will be how pissy shane gets about it when he sucks his dick 190
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026watching mr kill and it's frying me that mr genius cop's first real hunch seems to be "the dude I know is prescribed anxiety meds was real anxious when the cops came to his place of work" 280
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkUSSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s 1336691284
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/08/202610 years ago today 212098355
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkLisa DeBruine @debruine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-... 16431350
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026filling out my adult summer reading sheet for the library like shit I only read 2 books this summer and then, all at once, realizing my brain failed to understand ebooks are also reading 1170
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026having an idea that sticks in my head enough I might actually try to write it insteat of chatficcing it, but I barely ever write these days so what if I never hash it out in dms Or have an actual finished piece, but then if I give up and just chatfic it I wouldn't have the juice to write it properly 290
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkPanda 🐼 @asiandramapanda.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If you didn't get to see #Shine when it aired, it's now on Netflix, so hopefully it'll reach a wider audience. It's beautiful and heartbreaking, but also has a lot of hope and love. Some scenes that are hard to watch and one in particular that wrecked me. www.netflix.com/us/title/829...netflix.comWatch Shine | NetflixIn 1969 Bangkok, idealistic economist Trin meets carefree musician Tanwa amid political unrest, sparking a forbidden romance that tests their beliefs. 44630
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026just said this on another post but it bears repeating: the thing about continuing to give money to any jk rowling properties or the nyt is not that they’re shitty about trans people, which they are. it is that both of these entities MATERIALLY CONTRIBUTE to the legal challenges to trans rights 92441799
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunke.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream 5469992641
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026last time I was in new york I didn't realize I was walking past adobe's headquarters until I noticed which logo the woman next to me had carefully framed in her phone camera next to her raised middle finger 080
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/02/2024This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen 1454675795
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026guess who has two thumbs and finally started Payback 3173
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026the single funniest thing about me and thee in my personal opinion isn't any of the performances or even pond's little antennae-bang but the wobbly balance they constantly walk in trying to keep phuwin desirable while the character is supposed to dress so utterly swagless 261
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Loot that drops after defeating me: -slightly broken umbrella -liter of unsweetened coconut water -2-5 n95 masks -horsehair shoe brush -can of dace with black beans -a single individual serving kitkat in a flavor you'll never be able to find again 0130
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026sometimes you search a completely innocuous word in your text history and remember all at once that you could never run for elected office 1150
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the social event starts at the time specified on the invitation and when I am inevitably there 40 minutes before the actual hangout starts, well! might as well help make some salad 0120
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026mok being like you can be as big of a lesbian as you like OFF the clock when you are not ENDANGERING YOUR BOSS is frying me 020
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026who will be the brave soul to edit the dog and a plane fanvid to "Mutt" by leon thomas 030
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkLee Mandelo @leemandelo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Seven more days until the big move, so I'm doing one last bump for the "help Lee get out of Kentucky and settle in Chicago!" fundraiser 🫡 I'm so grateful for everyone's help boosting and donating, and can't express how much of a difference it all makes www.gofundme.com/f/help-lee-m...gofundme.comDonate to Help Lee Move to Chicago!, organized by Lee MandeloHi everyone! I'm Lee Mandelo, a gay trans writer, scholar, and editor whose work you might recog… Lee Mandelo needs your support for Help Lee Move to Chicago! 39494
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have an ancient cpr cert so I delude myself into thinking I'd be tolerable, he'd be hot garbage 080