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And now Fallon has just provided a recap 😆 #TheArchers

Have they just shagged??? Fallon and Grant??? #TheArchers

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Harrison and Lily already sound a lot more fun than Harrison and Fallon. #TheArchers

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Fallon, last time you jumped into a campervan and drove off into the sunset, you fucked Jazzer. #TheArchers

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Beth and Steph! Silently in the ballroom? #TheArchers

Well this is awkward. "At home with Fallon and Carpet" - a new #TheArchers spin-off.

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Sales manager at George's Amber's dad's car showroom, who turned up at The Bull once and made a play for Fallon. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 16h

Oooh an awkward birthday! Harrison, who arrested Freddie, and is now shagging Lily, who likes older men, will be at his step cousin's aunt's bloke's partay. #TheArchers

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Ruth Archer is now talking about the Cross Incontinents on #POTW. They're always cross.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 16h

I've heard her do stuff on the World Service as well, I think the Ruth Archer voice is the made up one. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 16h

Oooh noooooooo Ruth Archer is doing this week's Pick Of The Week on R4 right now, pretending to be someone called Felicity Finch. #TheArchers

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Poor angry little Daniel Thomas ( Danny Tommo). Let’s stop him feeling lonely in his prison cell this Christmas by sending him an RNLI Seasons Greetings card. They can be purchased from shop.rnli.org/pages/christ... His address is below.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's coming back to me. Brian's taken Home Farm out of the partnership, meaning he has full control plus it's his to decide what to do with when he dies. Meaning Adam (you're not even my son) and the rest get nothing. So Xander's his grandson but Adam's no relation? #TheArchers

Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've missed shouty Brian. I can't even remember what this is about. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A car should be able to win, against a bollard protecting a pedestrian area?

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I just kept thinking, the driver's gonna get out and look at the damage before moving their vehicle again, right? They're never going to just keep driving? Oh, they're just going to stay in their seat.

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November 2014, according to t'internet. #TheArchers

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It was a different time, it was 40c there. I needed a holiday to get over that holiday.

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I was listening to the episode of The Archers Podcast earlier after Tony got trampled by Otto the bull and airlifted to hospital. It could have been so different for Natasha. Incidentally, the air ambulance doctor was Anna Tregorran. #TheArchers

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It was for the eclipse in August so literally months! #TheArchers

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And there'll be insurance as well as the setting up costs, in case (heaven forbid) something goes wrong. Imagine a doggy breakout and some more sheep got savaged! #TheArchers

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I was in transit somewhere, probably. #TheArchers

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"Nobody puts Baeuh-bee in the corner". #TheArchers

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Sounds even more hassle than the beaver fencing. #TheArchers

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Increased traffic passing the tea room, or passing your event barn advertising board such a bad idea, Philippa? #TheArchers

Have we heard a peep out of Emmer yet? #TheArchers

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Remember Nocasha marketing the twins for cash? Even for products they morally objected to? #TheArchers

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Have we had a post natal depression storyline yet? #TheArchers

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Amber's doing very well walking, given what's just happened to her Downstairs. #TheArchers

Good evening from me in Kazakhstan to you in Ambridge. #TheArchers

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When you live in Ambridge, that's pretty much all children. #TheArchers

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LoLo childminding party on the LoLo roof? #TheArchers