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Matthew 🚜

@gingabeans.bsky.social
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time. Proud recipient of £278.94. Who fancies a quick blow up Lakey Hill? 🚜 📍 London and Ambridge

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a bit more sexy than Tony Archer though, in both Kazakh and Russian. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The mention of Tony reminded me of this on a building opposite this hotel. #NuTony #OldTony #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good evening from me in Kazakhstan to you in Ambridge. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pressure cookers can go wrong too. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Later, from my room in the Morar Hotel. I had a great view.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And 2021 from Morar. I love this part of the world.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually, I found it! It's not so bad after all, although phone cameras weren't so good back then. 2015 from Eigg.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
13 years later and my face is stuck like that. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think you'll find these are the real threat to security, making normal people uncomfortable who are just going about their business. Not those nice lads in balaclavas who are protecting women and girls. #juststopoil
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Or this Dom, but they were last seen cosying up with Nigel Farage. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I reckon Bill will let George go soon too. I think I once read when I was unemployed that you couldn't claim job seeker's allowance if you'd been sacked for misconduct, so I just looked it up. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I innocently looked for a "Nigel aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggh" gif and these were the search results. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Actually that's not true. Snake on my Nokia 5110 circa 1998! #r4today #gta6
Someone playing a game of Snake on a Nokia 3310.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last computer game I played: Pong. #r4today #gta6
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I give you "The Plough" roundabout in Hemel Hempstead. There's a similar one in Felpersham. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
BUT THE @telegraph.co.uk INSISTS REWILDING IS MAKING ALL THE FIRES WORSE NO?
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Christ on a bike:
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Suella Braverman, the architect of the Rwanda deportation programme. Number of people forcibly removed to Kigali: none. Cost: £ millions. #wato
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
From the other side with the sun behind it. It was very much alive - that inflated, fringed bubble was swaying.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They're stunning though. #BBCPM
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I forgot to attach the picture of the #LovelyCheese. I think Jenny would have approved.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've been in northern Spain where certain events rather eclipsed things including #TheArchers Rewinding to Lynda losing her shit about Monty getting arrested.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Robert and Lynda need to get Monty one of these muzzles. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This popped up on me Facebook feed, a comment on a post about a BBC promo video 'What has the BBC ever done for me?'. Possibly this user does not have a neutral opinion. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's @chrisworthing.bsky.social and some pastries 😋 #Worthing #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Omg he was only 47 in 1986! Mind you, Ron Moody was only 44 in "Oliver!".
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Literally two minutes later on my Facebook.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I had to have a look at December 1987 temperatures in London. It doesn't look like it snowed. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I had a little ziplining this morning.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm still knackered but it was worth it. Now at Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe/Zambia. 🇿🇼🇿🇲
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Anne-Marie sounded like Celia Imrie as Miss Babs in Acorn Antiques. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You wouldn't have said that if you'd seen me sitting on the floor at Gatwick yesterday for 8 hours trying to circumnavigate the after effects of a cancelled flight and a missed connection and buying a new flight out of my own money via Dubai for a grand. I bet this never happened to Jenny.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New follower, Pro-Trump, pro-tits out, loves God and Jesus. And barking up the wrong tree.
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I've come to see Nollie and Sepo, as Kate can't be arsed. Hello from Jo'burg 🇿🇦 #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hello from Shanghai where I've just listened to Friday's episode of #TheArchers, in which Debbie and Adam both asked to be left the Home Farm land. Brian's Domesday statement about their parentage was an interesting turn. 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Coming to you live from Yerevan, Armenia - twinned with Borchester, Borsetshire 🇬🇧🇦🇲 Lake Sevan: #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Good evening from Gyumri Գյումրի in Armenia, where I am ever thankful for BBC Sounds 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲 #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hello, I've been in Rome and I've got a little behind, any quick updates? #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I looked Montbéliardes up recently, they look like this. Tony's probably look less happy, putting up with him all day. #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Are we sitting comfortably? Hello from the Amirsoy ski area in eastern Uzbekistan 👋🏻🇺🇿🚡⛷️ #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today:
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oops forgot to attach image 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oops I missed the start because your clocks have gone forward and mine haven't. Hello from Tashkent 🇺🇿 #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Some of this today in Samarkand 💃🏻
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hello from Samarkand again! #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Delicious!
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Tuning in for #TheArchers from Samarkand 🇺🇿
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hello from Samarqand, just in time for #TheArchers
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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Minced beef and onions inside. They call them samsa, samosas. Very rich pastry. Absolutely amazing, I wish I'd ordered more for my handbag.
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