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I think it would have been very different if Lily and Carpet had been making the beast with two backs when Freddie and Elizabeth sauntered in. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 12h

Lily is posh, her parents spent a small fortune on her education. There's no way on god's green earth she would have said "would of". #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 12h

Rosie isn't Freddie's niece, she's his first cousin's daughter. First cousin once removed? I'm no good at this #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 12h

Rosie wants to arrive on horseback? I hope they're not thinking some sort of pony? It'll need a strong back. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 12h

Dan? Stick with Harrison, Harrison. Shortened to Carpet, of course. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 12h

Eeek, well this is awkward! But not as awkward as Elizabeth getting down and dirty with Roy in that tent at LoxFest that time. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 15h

I'm catching up with #TheArchersPodcast, I'm only on episode 95 from Rex shacked up with Alice, and Bert gave Martha a sip of beer. Don't @ me. #TheArchers

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Faragists rely on the narrative of "men on boats" creating a de facto Fifth Column in the UK to feed their agenda and to stir up hostility and to win votes and ultimately power. Suckers fall for it. Media boosts it. We've been here so many times before and you'd think we'd all wise up but hey ho

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They always say they're never doing it again then look at Ivy Horrobin, scattering baybees left, right and centre for years. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lights out? No shag? Or shag with the lights out? #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alan's remit is Christmas and Easter, I'm not used to all this Alan at off-peak times. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ruth's mother died nice and peacefully too. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Let me be really clear count: Angela Rayner on #R4bh #BroadcastingHouse 1.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brad, some people just aren't meant to drive. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How nice of Helen to humblebrag to her low paid employee about the half term treat she's spending north of a month of Tracy's wages on. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Baby Grundy's hooves are bound to scrape on the way out, poor Amber. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I still think it a bit weird that they revoiced Carol for six months just to finish her off. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This Geoff Norcott has a huge point about getting men to access healthcare earlier. But what a fucking heteronormative set! All the football references, doing man things, man places, bruv, bruv. C'mon, not all of us fit in that box. #r4comedy

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I hate it when people try to make others feel bad for something. But a kids-free wedding is pointless, might as well let the little fuckers run amock and ruin everything. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Natasha, EVERYONE in Ambridge is a relative. #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm a whole week behind. Is it worth it, catching up? #TheArchers

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hate it when people, especially someone like Jim Al-Khalili just did in the introduction to this episode of The Life Scientific, uses a phrase like "it must be good genes" as a throwaway comment to compliment someone. It smacks of eugenics.

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Matthew 🚜 @gingabeans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The big question on everybody's lips - will #r4today get through a morning without having someone from Reform as their main guest?

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shadwell @shadwell-ntt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lool. You called it! #thearchers

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Xanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"You were carrying on with her HERE?? In the Sid Perks memorial shower??" #TheArchers

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Imagine having more money than you could ever need and instead of using it to tackle poverty or disease you give it to a bunch of entitled grifters who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

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