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Vergoldet Fledermaus

@gildedbat.bsky.social
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#Musicologist. #Medievalist. Feminist killjoy. Chaotic good. ⬛️⬜️🟩⬜️⬛️ Rambling, politics, talking about movies, making of stuff, rage, ᕕ( ಠUಠ)ᕗ I know kung fu.

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 12/07/2026
My coauthor Jay Falk's postdoctoral fellowship was terminated by the Trump administration for documenting the hummingbird example in this paper.
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Operational biological sex definitions applied to hummingbirds (Bleiweiss 1992; Bleiweiss 1999; Bleiweiss 2001; Diamant et al. 2021; Falk et al. 2022; Falk et al. 2021) where sex is operationally defined by binary plumage phenotypes in the field. Each row depicts a wild individual hummingbird with morphological traits (beak length, plumage coloration), behavioural traits (territoriality) and their unobserved gamete type. This example illustrates how the same individual can be operationally defined as one sex in the field (based on external phenotypes) but classified as a different sex based on their gametes (which cannot be easily observed in the field), highlighting how definitional choices shape scientific reporting of sex.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 15/05/2026
this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened
a big old bear, paws on the base of the camera
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This Wall Street Journal headline might be the thing that breaks me
• LIVE
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Mentalist Guessed
Karoline Leavitt's Baby Name Seconds Before
Shooting
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@372pages.bsky.social finished the current reading assignment days ago, not sure how to pass time until the next episode. Guess I'll try befriending the backyard critters.
A girl with long blond hair in a ponytail lies on the ground, propped on her forearms. The camera is looking straight on at her from ground level, over a cluster of marbles. She is looking at the marbles with a look of focus and preparing to shoot one. Several chipmunks have been badly Photoshopped into the field of marbles.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Again, I listened to this show. In this very program Tucker says he'd vote for Trump right now.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
ooh wait, let me update that
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@372pages.bsky.social NASA said the astronauts trained for the fly by with an Inflatable Moon Globe, so looks like you've got some frantic incognito googling to do tonight.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/03/2026
how it started/how it's going
pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like facessame pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@372pages.bsky.social I've just had the best idea. Someone on the Discord mentioned gutenberg.org and was duly corrected to guntenberg. That's it. We need a 372 archive called Project Guntenberg. I bet we can get TENS of people to upload their old fanfic!
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Thank you. I probably took it the best of everyone but it's not exactly an easy experience. On the up side, it has helped to highlight how many amazing people I have in my life, which is a big change from the last time I had any crisis.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
ugh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
But all week I've been thinking about how I need this outlet again, and I miss my pocket friends.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
the sickest I've been in a decade, so I was mostly just unconscious. That took me like 2 weeks to get over. Then I had the joy of the worst PTSD trigger of my life, which I'm still not over, THEN my dad died in an accident. So I have not had energy for social media, to say the least.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I miss you too 🥰 I've actually been wanting to come back, but shit keeps happening. Been a rough year. I'll explain more in a main thread, but -- when you shared the basset puppy link I thought "oh sweet, just when I wanted to come back" but I was sick in bed at the time with noro --
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I am fully reading this in the voices of George Costanza's parents.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/02/2025
Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Or to put it in other terms, "Fair or not, wife's insistence on wearing red lipstick angers her husband. Is her style hurting their marriage?" Trump wouldn't hit you if you didn't make him mad, world leaders.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
THANK YOU. I was literally just reposting this headline, thinking, "literally everything angers abusers. That's what they do. Abuse. You cannot work with that." This is not something occult. How the fuck is this getting past the entire fucking board at the NYT?
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The new center-right chancellor has apparently ruled out forming a coalition with the far right party (the AfD), but I have no doubt that they'll worm their way into more influence. We'll see how that goes.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
He's retired from politics since getting fired and his party is basically dead again, so at least there's that. >_>
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The libertarian-esque asshole's party, the FDP, was 12% of seats in the previous election. Basically 1 guy representing 1/10th of the population torpedoed the fucking government. I am so goddamn sick of these "free market conservatives."
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
So the government collapsed, and now thanks to this fucking ego maniac, Germany's far right party doubled its number of seats. They're almost 21% of parliament now.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Catching up on the news of Germany's election today. I have been dreading this day. Basically, a guy who's an American libertarian spendthrift type, who represented a TINY minority party, in a coalition, refused to work with the coalition and agree to a budget.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"Fair or not, Jewish Germans are angering Hitler. Is their style hurting Germany?" (I hate to go immediately to Hitler, but JFC. Literally everything but toadying angers Trump. That's what abusers do. Get angry and abusive. There is no working with it.)
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Sarah Andersen comic strip, 4 square panels.

1: Girl with messy dark hair lying in bed, saying "sigh"
2. Continuing: "The only thing I have the capacity to do today is rot."
3. A speech bubble from out of frame says "Nice"
4. A black cat, on 2 legs like a person with a pillow tucked under one arm, strides purposefully onto the bed, saying "I am so in."
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
"It said it was 8' long....oh"
still from Spinal Tap, showing a close-up of a napkin with a schematic for a Stonehenge archway, clearly labeled 18" by 18"
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
There are a lot of good reasons to not order any form of domicile from Temu, but mainly I assume this is how big it will be when it arrives
A visually similar pill-shaped white USB speaker with labeled dimensions: 8.27" L, 2.72" D, 2.5" H
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I just got this ad. 🤨
text: TEMU
Office Pod Tiny Houses

over a very obviously Photoshopped image of a white capsule-shaped tiny house unit with tinted glass front walls. The house sits in an extremely verdant grass field.
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🚀👩🏾‍🚀✨ @kianna.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Our Black middle school had a NASA-approved mission control center. Lost funding yrs ago - conservative school board members. An elementary school here had a whole microvillage run by students - banking, groceries, businesses, everything. School got torn down 🙃 But this BS is allowed to thrive lol
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
IMPORTANT: Otters in hats.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Anyway I'm glad that her sentence has been reversed and she can't be retried. I don't know anything about her, but it sure sounds like she's a poster child for needing rehabilitation instead of imprisonment. And by that I mean rehab for trauma that's led to all of this other shit.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The prosecutor had witnesses testify that her husband acted 'totally different' when she was around. Evidently the volumes of meth and/or cocaine they were using had nothing to do with his behavioral change, it was all EVIL LADY MAGIC.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Her husband was sentenced to life without parole, and she was basically tried for her own attempted murder, on the basis that she was controlling her husband with lady blood magic. In 2022.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
-she was mirandized IN ICU -her counsel made zero objections to the prosecution's BS
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
-She went home, told her husband and allegedly asked him to kick that guy's ass. -Husband proceeded to murder the man -Defendant allegedly helped cover up the murder for fear of her husband killing her -They were both arrested years later, after her husband tried to stab her death.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This story gets worse and worse the deeper you go into the background. -the defendant was raped as a teenager, and evidently had a child as a result. She ran into a relative of her rapist, who mocked her, said she deserved it, and said they were going to have her kid taken away.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Meanwhile in 21st century USA... I want to know how the judge allowed this line of questioning and if they are going to be held responsible as well.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I mean, how else would you tell the Josefs apart? Refer to them by their other qualities? He can't just be Josef the Fair if he's stronger than the strong Josef! We live in a SOCIETY, there are RULES.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Technically the name is a comparative. Stronger. I really want to know about the history of this as a family name. Was there a Josef the Strong in the village once upon a time, and then another guy named Josef came along who was even stronger, so he got to be Josef the Stronger and now here we are?
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If the US is going to go all blood and soil while razing civilization, can we go back to old school surnames? My last name means Strong, and it was corrupted in expatriation. Why persist with these several steps of remove? Just let me put GILDED THE STRONG on my driver's license.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
In glorious confirmation of stereotype, Germany, a country with 1/4 the population of the US, has generated more than 50% as much XP. So they're studying literally twice as hard. #duolingo
Screenshot of the bringback.duolingo.com leaderboard XP count, as of noon-ish Feb 20. 
Top 15 countries saving Duo
1. USA 2.63 billion XP
2. Germany 1.40 billion XP
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 19/02/2025
Tyranny requires your fear and your silence and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage. So gather your justice and humanity, Illinois, and do not let despair overcome us when our country needs us the most.
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Vergoldet Fledermaus @gildedbat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
👇👇👇
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Anxiolytic [ang-zee-uh-LIT-ik] (adj.) - Having an anxiety-reducing or eliminating effect. (n.) - Anything that reduces or eliminates anxiety. Used in a sentence: “The mysterious music had an immediate anxiolytic effect on her shattered nerves.”
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and a pen-and-ink drawing of a woman sitting in a chair while partaking.
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