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Gifted Ape

@giftedape.bsky.social

2.2K followers 1.1K following 3.9K posts

UK based idiot and trespasser of decency. Fun fact: got binned from tw@tter for calling Wes Streeting a moon faced c*nt. No regrets :) Professional Workie Ticket.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

She looks like the people at Aardman took bad acid.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

Happy birthday Brian Blessed :)

Hawkwind featuring Brian Blessed - Sonic Attack (Official Video)

YouTube video by Cherry Red Records

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

It's wrong to make assumptions about people. Like I assume she eats babies.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

Finally, some good news :)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

Welcome to Uncanny Valley.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

Is it Williamtown, NSW, Austrailia?

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

If Mr Potato Head was a fascist...

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 2h

Hopefully he'll be in the ground before he can be butthurt next year :)

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 19h

Halloween starts early...

🚨WATCH: Trump's INSANE OVAL OFFICE MEETING with Billionaire's WIFE

YouTube video by Occupy Democrats

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 19h

I feel an impulse buy happening next time I'm drunk :)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20h

He looks like that teacher who everyone agreed was just fucking odd.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20h

I have a hammer you can use :)

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20h

Everyday we get closer to the abyss...

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20h

I grew up on sci fi, by now our only threats should be from space.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20h

America, in time, will do this. The current clown car full of twats, should establish a permanent presence in jail.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 23h

@bjennings90.bsky.social for the Guardian

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 23h

Oddly, this gets no mention on the BBC website.

theguardian.com

BBC pays compensation to PinkNews couple over false sexual misconduct allegations

Broadcaster apologises after admitting claims against Benjamin Cohen and Anthony James were defamatory

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Who's that with the scythe?"

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought it was Zelda from Terrahawks...

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

More like WTF is that?

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The UK view on paedophilia.

theguardian.com

Pete Songi on Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s legal action against the police – cartoon

Buckingham Palace has made it clear that it will not fund the former Duke of York’s bid to quash search warrants that led to his arrest in February

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cheers for that :)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

For anyone confused about the the Yersinia Pestis issue. Too many people are saying "at least it's not the bubonic plague" like that makes it better. They are the same thing, but pneumonic is the one to worry about, as it can be spread by coughing. It fucks your lungs and then you die :)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Cheers :)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How I arrived on Bluesky.

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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A link to the article would be helpful.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A thing of absolute beauty :)

This American lawmaker’s epic takedown of ‘Putin-loving free speech imposter’ Nigel Farage will never fail to make our day better

There’s nothing Nigel Farage likes more than going to Clacton, sorry, flying to America to get up close and personal the cult of Maga. Except not every American lawmaker is delighted to see him. And w...

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If Tom Cruise wants to make people laugh, he could start by explaining his "religion" to them.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He looks like he's being threatened with a salad.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Top marks ;)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's so much metal under there, I keep expecting to him to transform into mid sized SUV.

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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The haunted jizz mop is always the biggest loser.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It had previously described how to make enough barbiturates in my kitchen to take out a small city. I am not sharing that one. But when it said no, I replied I was doing a research paper, and it entered research mode and told me everything. I know things will have changed, but that was April 2025.

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm not joking...

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shit, a few years back Grok gave me details on Elon's security team, and it decided aerial attack had the best chance at taking him out. Money does not equate to sense ;)

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What's she going to do? Haunt food stands from beyond the grave?

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She strives to be mediocre, and I for one don't rate her chances ;)

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Which bastard keeps reminding her?

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Reminds me of this...

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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love the foot note :)

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Elias Law Group is currently litigating 85 voting and election cases in 41 states.

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I know, I used to live in Old Fold ;)

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And Gateshead is somehow not in the north east?

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The north east keeping it classy. Top headline :)

Five charged over Gateshead football pitch hearse disorder

Five are charged over disorder which saw a hearse driven onto the pitch at Dunston UTC v Gateshead.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🥹😍🤩✊🏽👏🏽👏🏽👀🗣️🫦✌🏽🔥💟💙💟💙💟💙

Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I always heard it as "meep meep" :)

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Gifted Ape @giftedape.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Telling everyone that it'll be full of ammunition, is like putting the "Kick Me" sign on your own back.