Reposted by Dave II’ Champion Editionautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1153543700
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 13hLooking forward to ai showing up in person today to lend a hand with insulation abatement. 100
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 14hTypical of a Republican, Eric Schmitt went home last night and promptly raped a child, punched his wife, and prayed to Jesus for strength and guidance. 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 16hSEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102883343
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hope Merrick Garland’s enjoying the fucking nothing he’s done for the past 6 years. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let me get this straight: Ai CAN’T move all the shit out my studio for when the contractor gets here? And it CAN’T wash my dishes? And it CAN’T trim my hedges? And it CAN’T do my grocery shopping? And it CAN’T clean my bathroom? And it CAN’T cook dinner? Then what the fuck good is it? 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is where having a Secretary of Education who cares and is knowledgeable about education would be an advantage 731458157
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nice people always want shit from you. 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion Editionjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026this is the fridge of a person who doesn’t prepare a single meal 3514923270
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m sorry for wanting to see the Nazis who are openly killing Americans in broad daylight to be killed. It’s bad to kill Nazis, apparently. We should let them continue their peaceful operations. 100
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve been reported because I think it’s cool when we shoot Nazis. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the commercial makes the people who use the product look like insufferable dumbfucks, don’t give them your money. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Beer, Fanduel, and a local hospital, all in the same commercial block, at 7:19am. This country is a sick joke. 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892863055
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you use AI for your commercial, I just assume your product is also made of inferior material. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Would you like a dirty soda? What about a filthy hamburger? How about some fries we scooped out the trash? 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Your refrigerator only needs to be a big box that keeps food cold. The more “features” it has, LIKE FUCKING WIFI, is more money you’re spending up front, and more points of failure after you get it home. Start thinking 3 or 4 moves ahead before you buy shit. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t know anyone saw some basic ass truck with a six figure price tag and thought that was a good deal. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stop hate, but also don’t worry about any team owners in the Epstein files. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The most underrated joke in the movie, “Airplane!” is the title, “Airplane!” 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionXero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2110733158
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Recorded VHS Tape (1993): Tape 3 : 5729s 321746
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jazz musicians will play a great set, then 20 minutes later you’ll overhear them like, “Yeah, I totally sucked dick on that C#.” 100
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion Editionbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA 241053171
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion Edition💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026Help! 3143
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nice anti El-Sayed commercial. I can guarantee that no one here in rural Louisiana will vote for him. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bitch, you had 23 subscription services you weren’t aware of? You were losing $500 a month and didn’t feel it? What the fuck kind of life do you have? 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pete Hegseth loves himself a nice, plumpy, hard cock. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nike has had 100% ownership of Converse since 2003. This is a Nike ad. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We COULD BE using drones and AI to deliver food to hungry people, but that would be a little too Christ-like, wouldn’t it? 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What did you learn, ma’am? What pearl of wisdom did you previously lack, but have now acquired, in reference to muck spraying during an athletic competition? I am all ears. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, y’all are camping out for Starbucks cups already. For a cup. A god damn cup. 100
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ed Sheeran throws money at the problem and y’all love him again? Just that quick, huh? God damn, you fucking people. 100
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026LeBron James has to do commercials for gambling now because he hasn’t made enough money yet. 100
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionAutumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like he knows his platoon is casting lots on who gets to frag him 1227918
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Is that Steve Scalise? You ain’t in wheelchair yet, you fucking bullet sponge? Go back to your casket and let the church pedo speak. 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026mainstream media has learned nothing 943871
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today’s Baseball name is Nick Guitar 182358
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion EditionMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 81594272
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck everything about Ed Sheeran. Never liked the motherfucker from the jump. Garbage ass department store music. Fucking jailbait songs. 100
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Glad to see you up and about, Mr. McConnell. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You’d think now that we’re in the future we’d have cool lasers everywhere. This is some bullshit for real. 000
Dave II’ Champion Edition @ghostpig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026At least we can get a moment of him shutting the fuck up. 000
Reposted by Dave II’ Champion Editionpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 201621242
