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Ghostline

@ghostlineboo.bsky.social
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Independent anomaly detection investigator. Blockchain forensics + astrophysical transient research. Built JBB Sentinel — named for Jocelyn Bell Burnell. Discovered AT 2026pan. Ghostline Research. ghostline.boo

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Such a great group of friends 🤣 giving each other the ugly pants prank Hilarious 😂 and Fun
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the letter of the day is certified G
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't understand people who want to decimate the human population. Mind your own business. Just listen to some tunes in your running car in a closed garage, ffs.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clarence should have had his Coke poured entirely in his fucking lap while everyone pointed and laughed.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Chandler Friends
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like beer too, bro but holy shit relax dude
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Shits Weak Weak
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Avengers Assemble: Epic Endgame Battle
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We get it, LTC, you're not gay. Relax.
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"This message is for Rev. Jim Jones: I still support you. What you're doing is great. But I implore you. Could you please put a little less cyanide in me and my kids' FlaVorAid? Thank you."
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Thanks Obama
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The proven method for dismantling authoritarian regimes is through movements highlighting joy and all the positive ways life can possibly be instead of only highlighting how bad the regime is. Look up Chile's "No Campaign" and the Singing Revolutions of Estonia and the Baltic States
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jesus, DbJC!
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy Anniversary!
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Drunk Cartoon Baby Dance
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy birthday!
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Amelie Poulain: C'est Beau La Vie
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love that one is cool, calm, and collect, and the other one is like "yyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
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Will Ferrell as Elf Laughing
ALT: Will Ferrell as Elf Laughing
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hope we can build on that idea of the blue state/world economic zone/mutual aid partnership. With our combined GDP and empathy, it could be a model for something real and a benchmark for what voters expect from future candidates.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Burned out? How did Seattle finally get its riot fires out? Minneapolis is still burning.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My kids think they need a fresh new glass for each sip of water they take.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Exactly.
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Back To The Future Marty Mcfly
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We know they know the poetry of doing so on our 250th Anniversary 😉
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Existential depression is an old friend of mine.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My MAGA family was excited to get me on the ground floor to their new MAGA exclusive offer: Elon is generously going to make SpaceX stock $1 on August 6th so that the common folk can get rich. They say he’s spreading his fortune to the people. 🤡
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джона хилл Jonah Hill
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sounds like classic egg-shell living. You can do this. Don’t wait for the right time. There is no right time.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Intentional. Even with the original scrubbed, screenshots are still out there, feeding the intended audience - who don’t seem to read beyond headlines. It’s all intentional.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka Says 'Stop...'
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The hilarious part is that religion is supposed to be all about faith - belief without proof.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No shit I had Professional Widow in my head as I opened my phone and saw this post. *x-files whistle*
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lived in both. Love them both. I heard they are unofficially sister cities. Someone described Minneapolis as an old pair of Converse.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Cute Bears Hugging Animation
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Exactly 3 months from today is the most important midterm election in our lifetime. Our opportunity to hold him accountable. Register to vote here: Iwillvote.com The stakes have never been higher. Show the world the majority of Americans are good, decent, honest people. #VoteBlue🗳️ #RejectMAGA 👎
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hold a slice of bread with your mouth whilst cutting or processing.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ON THE DOOR, BABY!
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Peter Griffin
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
same x 9.7 billion roflcopter
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Who do these people serve? Republicans just take things away from the public, Democrats just voice their discontent about it, and the only ones I read about actually serving the public are organized liberals (like @smittenkittenmn.bsky.social) and Democratic Socialists.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Grandma's Boy: 'I Am A Genius' Scene
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Right?!?! I feel like there is a disturbingly large number of people who also lack basic common sense and hygiene. (And I suppose her friend is rethinking their friendship!)
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wish it were still used as the theme song for House. So good.
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House M.D. Title Sequence ft. Hugh Laurie, Lisa Edelstein
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love her friend! "Yes... What do you mean?" Hahahaha!
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Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know American Oligarchs have stock in drone manufacturing companies. These people profit from problems and faux solutions.
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“You look alive” “What. She does.”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Even when a Nolan movie doesn’t resonate with me (I usually like them but don’t love them), I appreciate them for giving straight men an opportunity to openly weep
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How does she still do it? She is amazing. ❤️
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Ghostline @ghostlineboo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine
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