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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 14h

This is always the conversation about the 2A. It doesn’t actually protect Black people. There’s an old joke about the quickest way to get gun control laws is for every Black American to apply for a permit.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 15h

Watching Halloweentown with the kids. I somehow had never seen it before. Why does this town full of monsters just have a random Black dude with no monstrous features?

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I love how you can kind of still see the shoes, so it’s like a player was so upset he left his cleats as to not be associated with it.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Here’s the thing: I was never a good football player, but I knew that trying to tackle a player in space requires using your hands. Nothing pisses me off more.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Those early 2000s CW shows were always flames with the soundtrack.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

In the airport. I keep smelling that “freshly changed diaper” smell, but there’s not a baby anywhere around. It’s causing more anxiety than is probably warranted but either there’s hidden baby or I’m having a stroke.

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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

And within two years, coaches will lose jobs after first-round losses. But the good news is, the added money isn’t great either since they’re ditching conference title games!

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My brain is weird part ♾️: Delta’s special customer service team are called the Red Coats. I’m sitting at Logan Airport looking at someone with a jacket that says “Red Coats: Boston” and all I can think of is “We fought a whole war to get the Red Coats out of Boston.”

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Crabs in a barrel. And, no, this is not a comment on Ken Paxton’s probable STI status.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not enough people have read the Scythe series, but this is very much a Torment Nexus situation for folks that have.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Tucker and Dale vs Evil Rise of the Mask (slasher movie mocumentary) Heart Eyes (slasher/romcom mashup)

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t know why people keep saying Sark needs to hire an OC, they’ve got two on the staff. *touches ear* So they don’t coordinate the offense? Well why is everyone blaming him for Arch struggling? They’ve got two QB coaches on staff. *touches ear again* Oh.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hearing my son in the other room singing the closing credits song from the first arc of Bleach. I have done my job as a father

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

CyberTruck owners:

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Coming to Bravo this spring, I Know it Smell Crazy in There

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Texas defense gave up 10 American points and lost by 3.

A man yelling”I want to throw up and kill myself.”

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I was lucky enough to work with Toby for like three years at News9. Legitimately one of the best dudes on the face of the planet

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Texas head coaches just love hiring their friends and refusing to hold them accountable.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I would say “develop quarterbacks,” but he’s also doing a shit job of that.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When your “offensive genius” head coach goes an average of 24 yards per drive and turns in seven three-and-outs to lose to your biggest rival in embarrassing fashion.

Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That’s the thing, we don’t even have any. He wants me to drive to the store and buy him zero-proof beer. Buddy. I don’t even buy myself beer. Why would I make a special trip for you?

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sark needs to hire an offensive coordinator, exhibit 36,765

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Everybody wants a smart kid until they run out of reasons why the 9-year-old can’t drink a Heineken Zero.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is that the fastest he can run? Texas bailed out by a lack of top end speed.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s better than the one they ran last week with his soon to be ex-wife. She basically said “ignore the person and just vote Republican.” It was INSANE.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Holly Rowe giving the drainage update in Tuscaloosa was way more riveting and informative than I was expecting. I shouldn’t have doubted her powers.

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GrizzboarderNC @grizzboardnc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Watching the rotorooter guy snake

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It is a lot easier when the defense doesn’t cover a wide receiver running right up the middle of the field. Nice recognition and throw though.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you read it with a different emphasis, they could be talking about the two QB coaches on staff.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Never been. Working on assumption.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Leave Jeff Banks’s ass in Dallas. The strip clubs are decent, he’ll be ok.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Watching Sark, Millwee, Bimonte, and whatever other analyst is stealing money as a QB coach turn two consecutive elite QB recruits into an overthinking head case might be my villain origin story.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s weird because on one hand, I want nothing but bad things for OU On the other hand, I know what it’s like to languish in futility and it feels so bad.

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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They have to fire Arbuckle. QB power on 3rd and Medium against this defense is a tarmac call.

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Longhorn Republic Podcast @longhornpod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

John Mateer has the pocket awareness of a can of soup. Let Colin Simmons whip it out.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don’t preorder games, might have to buck the trend. Even if I didn’t want to see *those* gamers cry, this looks so good and you gotta vote with your wallet.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Had meet the coach for the youngest age division tonight, 5-6 year olds. There’s only two teams, 12 kids The other coach didn’t show up.

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Here We Go Again Oh Well

Alt: Here We Go Again Oh Well

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you figure out a good process/set of controls, sell it as an online course and retire.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Rewatching Battlestar Galactica. Ronald Moore having the “can a computer actually feel and live” conversation 20 years ago is wild to look back on now. Also…Edward James Olmos is elite. So freaking good.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Related: We need to go back to calling people dorks. Middle school insults are wildly effective I agree that people shouldn’t be bullied, but being shamed when it’s deserved is not being bullied.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Listening to Godfrey, Staples, and Dellinger casually talk about the speed of the storm and how it could break one way or the other was a uniquely southern experience.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Tisha Campbell is one of the most underrated comedic performers ever. Zack and Miri is better than it should be and her being the payoff of the running joke about Craig Robinson’s wife was perfect. Kevin Smith’s biggest strength has always been casting. (Language warning)

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