Reposted by Ryanonion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024liberals love to be like “used to be 51% of people supported this now only 49% of people do, time to drop the issue completely forever” 594850454 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 31/01/2025“Fraid old Zeke, he rides up here with me, can’t trust a pig with watermelons yknow.” 040 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Corporations are obviously evil, but are balanced out by the fact every small business owner I’ve ever worked for is the most cartoonishly selfish wacko on planet earth 020 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The funniest thing would be making an AC3 video and just not even mentioning the previous games 120 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I keep telling myself I’m going to stop playing online competitive games, but my girlfriend got me hooked on marvel rivals. Stalker and Metaphor in my library just staring at me with contempt 110 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Scooter teen at the skatepark landed weird and yelled “oh my nuts!” And then dropped to his knees and laid his head directly on a pile of dog poop 119310 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Always hated this because shouldn’t the history of the Irish make white people MORE likely to support minorities? Like why is it always used as an excuse and not a reason for solidarity 000 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 13/12/2024*incoherent Rick & Morty reference* right guys? Anyway paychecks are gonna be late again 000 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Honestly as incredible a talent as he is, Sox need pitching. Soto and no rotation improvement would’ve left the Sox playoff odds just as questionable 010 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Dexter being sort of terrible even when it was the best show on TV was half of the appeal 010 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 24/11/2024My girlfriend put all my food in a little ball with a hole for enrichment! #blessed ☺️ 000 0
Reposted by Ryanthebatmanwholifts.bsky.social @thebatmanwholifts.bsky.social · 20/11/2024"Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They’ll hate you for it, but that’s the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice." - Alfred 021 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Client (at a groomshop) with a cybertruck forgot to pick up his dog and showed up five minutes past closing in a flintstones bathrobe and boat shoes. And then drove off with his Stanley cup on top of the roof which shattered into a billion zillion pieces 000 0
Reposted by Ryanbjörk 182 @readsettle.rs · 19/11/2024Repost this if anti-Trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you 3361190 0
Reposted by Ryanacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I call them bleets bc your all sheep 1423 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Spike’s so wild because he’ll make Do the Right Thing or Malcolm X and you’ll think “is this the best director ever?” And then he’ll make She Hate Me and Miracle at St. Anna 110 0
Ryan @germph.bsky.social · 16/11/2024The bright side of the Tyson fight is now I can use my new Netflix subscription to watch great shows such as ____ and [file not found] and Chicago Party Aunt! 000 0
