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God is present in the sweeping gestures, but the devil is in the details. Give everybody everything. I kind of suck at writing bios. Ban pit bulls and the pit bull lobby. #HamOnt

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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seven pit bulls fall out of a U-Haul and immediately hospitalize the neighbour with critical injuries. Ban the breed. people.com/pitbulls-go-...
people.com
Pit Bulls Go on Rampage Down the Street After Falling Out of U-Haul Truck, Leaving One Mauled Victim Hospitalized
Two people have been charged in connection with an Aug. 26 dog attack in Charlotte, N.C. Rychelle and Rodney Morrow both face seven counts of animal abandonment, cruelty to animals, failure to vaccina...
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The mythical responsible pit bull owner whose pits are forever mysteriously running loose, ate some cats in Ohio. Ban the breed. local12.com/news/nation-...
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Ohio woman charged after loose pit bulls reportedly attack, eat neighbors' cats
Kayla Lynn Norris faces two neglect charges after her pit bulls allegedly killed and ate two cats in Sharon, Ohio.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child mauled by two pit bulls in Haute-Savoie, France. Ban pit bulls. www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers...
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miami woman in critical condition after being mauled by four pit bulls. Ban pit bulls. www.local10.com/video/news/l...
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Dog attack in Biscayne Gardens leaves woman in critical condition
A woman was critically injured after being attacked by multiple dogs Thursday evening in Biscayne Gardens, according to the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
3-year-old killed by pit bull in Brasil. Ban pit bulls. www.metropoles.com/brasil/menin...
metropoles.com
Menina de 3 anos morre após ser atacada por pit-bull na zona oeste do Rio
Criança foi socorrida em estado grave, mas não resistiu aos ferimentos; tutor do pitbull foi preso em flagrante
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Strengthen them by banning pit bulls.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Garbage dogs for garbage owners. Ban all pit bulls and the pit bull lobby. It is NOT NORMAL for a dog to kill children! www.wafb.com/2026/06/16/p...
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Parents, grandparents charged after 7-day-old baby mauled to death by family dog
Six family members are now facing felony charges after a 7-day-old baby was mauled to death by a dog last year.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What the actual fuck.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spoiler; pit bulls. Ban them.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shelters lie about pit bulls because they get money funnelled to them by the pit bull lobby, and they're overrun with pit bulls. Ban them all.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another pit bull attack. Ban pit bulls and the pit bull lobby.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two pit bulls attack normal dog and their owner in Toronto where pits are not supposed to exist, does the usual pit 'n run pit bull owners do. Enforce the BSL and ban the breed everywhere. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
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Woman arrested after 2 dogs attack person and another dog near Toronto park
A woman has been arrested after police say her two dogs attacked a person and their dog near a midtown Toronto park on Thursday.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They let the pit bull eat their daughter locked in a room m. Ban pit bulls.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another Godforsaken pit bull doing what they do, trying to murder. Ban pit bulls and screw the pit bull lobby.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is no grief like losing a Livejournal friend grief, and there's no way to grieve that grief and it sucks.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A 4-month-old infant killed by a pit bull in Argentina while sleeping. Ban pit bulls and the pit bull lobby. tn.com.ar/sociedad/202...
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Una beba de cuatro meses murió tras ser atacada por un pitbull mientras dormía en Pablo Nogués
El caso quedó judicializado y los investigadores buscan determinar las responsabilidades de los propietarios por el descuido.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Police use drone to stop pit bull attack in Oklahoma City. Look at those creepy assed dogs. Dogs killing and mauling is not normal, ban all pit bulls. okcfox.com/news/local/o...
okcfox.com
Oklahoma City police use drone to stop dog attack
Oklahoma City police say they turned to technology to stop a dog attack and rescue a victim.Recently, dispatchers received a call about a person being attacked
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chihuahua killed by pit bull in Ontario, where pit bulls are banned. www.oakvillenews.org/local-news/o...
oakvillenews.org
Oakville man seeks answers after chihuahua dies in reported dog attack
Ken Heywood says he has been waiting for information about what will happen after a larger dog allegedly got loose and attacked his chihuahua, Junior, who later died of his injuries
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Two pit bull mixes kill New Mexican man. Ban them all. Eradicate the breed. www-krqe-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.krqe...
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Man killed in Santa Rosa dog attack; owner charged
NEW MEXICO (KRQE) –  A man has been charged following a deadly dog attack in Santa Rosa on Friday, New Mexico State Police said. The Santa Rosa Police Department and New Mexico State Police officer…
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Lyla Miklos @lylamiklos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After her original Substack post Neko Case reminds everyone that Glen Hansard is still a horrible human being. Thanks Neko! nekocase.substack.com/p/garbage-di...
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GARBAGE DISPOSAL
It’s been a few days since my last post about lionizing a horrible man who has died.
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National Center for Health Research @nc4hr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two doses of the MMR vaccine are 97% effective against measles. And even a small outbreak can be expensive: a recent outbreak of just 10 measles cases cost nearly $500,000 to contain as health officials worked to find people who had been exposed in public places.
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2 measles-related deaths reported in Pennsylvania
Two Pennsylvanians have died after contracting measles, the state’s health department said Tuesday. Both people, who were unvaccinated, lived in Lancaster County. The state health department said i…
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gee I have a guess.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Ryan Dunlavey > NYCC table L-24 @ryandunlavey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton donated a million dollars to COVID vaccine research, and if you didn't get vaccinated for some stupid-assed ignorant reason, you don't deserve Dolly Parton.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs: My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
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Spooky Syr @syrcaid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
GeoCities/Angelfire edition
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Louisiana man killed by pit bulls, owner charged with negligent homicide. Ban all pit bulls. www-klfy-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.klfy...
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Opelousas man killed in dog attack, owner charged with negligent homicide; UPDATE
OPELOUSAS, La. (KLFY) — A 69-year-old Opelousas man is dead after police say he was attacked by two dogs early Wednesday morning, and the dogs’ owner is now facing a negligent homicide charge. Opel…
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A 3-year-old boy in Argentina was killed by a pit bull this week, his mother said when she was coming out they were already eating him. Ban pit bulls. www.cronica.com.ar/policiales/u...
cronica.com.ar
Un pitbull atac� a un nene de 3 a�os y lo mat�: "Cuando sal�, ya se lo estaba comiendo"
El tr�gico hecho ocurri� en C�rdoba. La mam� de la v�ctima dio detalles del macabro momento.
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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck Glen Hansard. He played three chords and emphasised the husk in his voice so he could have sex with underage girls and talk shite about art. You'd do worse to find an exemplar of Irishness but I'd like to strive for better.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I started Wegovy in April and have lost 45 pounds. I struggle between being vain and saying that none of this fit before, and also not talking about it, but LOOK NONE OF THIS USED TO FIT BEFORE.
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Alex Churchill @alexchurchill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yup. Tis I.
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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Look, just because he died young, I'm not going to pretend I'm not aware that Glen Hansard groomed a teenager and had a well circulated reputation amongst heads and people in the music industry for chatting up teenage girls, and probably worse.
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Walter Chaw @mangiotto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Team Neko Case.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
News doesn't name the breed but his relatives do on Facebook, backyard breeder of pit bulls, eight of his unvaccinated dogs mauled a person. www.wbtw.com/news/pee-dee...
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Marlboro County man charged after dog attack
MARLBORO COUNTY, S.C. (WBTW) — A Marlboro County man has been charged after investigators say 8 dogs attacked and injured a person Friday. According to the Marlboro County Sheriff’s Off…
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
XL bully serious attacks three people. Ban pit bulls and whatever other breed you claim they are. www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2234...
express.co.uk
Horror as 'XL Bully' dog mauls 3 people with air ambulance, armed cops at scene
Armed police also rushed in.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
3-year-old mauled so badly by pit bull at park that she lost teeth. Pit bull owners: "well she'll lose them someday anyway, poor widdle old pibbles was triggered by a leaf blowing by". www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/n...
cbsnews.com
3-year-old hospitalized after dog attack at Rocklin park
The child's father said she had walked ahead of him to the park when she was attacked by a pit bull. He said the dog was wearing a leash, but no one was holding it at the time.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don't believe me? Believe Neko Case; The Frames toured with The New Pornographers in 2002. That's setting aside the fact that Glen Hansard began "falling in love" with Marketa Irglová when she was all of 12. nekocase.substack.com/p/in-what-fu...
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IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE?
This last week I was just cookin’ along minding my business when I suddenly found myself quite depressed.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Glen Hansard groomed young women. Don't lionize him.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
100% #BookSky
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pit bull attacks family returning from getting groceries. Because that's what normal dogs do. Ban pit bulls. abc7ny-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/abc7ny.c...
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Pit bull attacks family as they unloaded groceries from car in the Rockaways, Queens | abc7ny.com
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pit bull kills Yorkie and injures other Yorkie and injures owner in Des Moines, described as a very violent attack. Ban pit bulls. It should be safe to be outside and not be murdered by these asshole monsters. who13-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/who13.co...
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One dog killed, owner injured in ‘violent’ Des Moines dog attack
DES MOINES, Iowa — Authorities say one dog was killed, and their owner was injured Thursday after being attacked by two other dogs in Des Moines. At around 8:45 a.m., the Des Moines Police De…
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Los Angeles police killed a pit bull to stop it attacking their unconscious victim. July 2026. Ban pit bulls. ktla-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/ktla.com...
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L.A. deputies shoot pit bull to death to stop ‘vicious’ dog attack
Deputies with the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department shot a vicious pit bull to death as it was attacking a man at a Lancaster home Monday, authorities said. Deputies were called to a dog atta…
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pregnant woman left with her face hanging off because of pit bull attack in Kansas July 17th. Isn't it nice you can't even be outside because of fucking pit bulls? people.com/woman-pregna...
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Woman Pregnant with Twins Left with Face ‘Hanging Off’ After Being Severely Injured in Dog Attack
A woman expecting twins was attacked by a pit bull while walking in Kansas on July 17. According to WIBW 13 News, she was scarred for life and almost lost an eye because of the incident.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A woman died of a pit bull attack yesterday in Pennsylvania. Media often avoids listing the breed because of the pit bull lobby propagandist outcry it brings, but Kathleen Noll was in pit mommie groups on Facebook and I have no qualms about saying it. Ban pit bulls. www.wtae.com/article/penn...
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Western Pa. woman died from dog bite injuries, medical examiner says
The Allegheny County medical examiner says a Penn Hills woman died this week from dog bite injuries.
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German Landis @germanlandis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Another day, another pit bull attack.
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