GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 18/08/2026real fuckin bold of these google nest displays to ask for my feedback when i'm about to violently perform an act of defenestration 011
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/08/2026gm I suppose I should check to see if anything's still alive out there 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/08/2026what is exciting to talk about today. the new google pixel? 🚫 surely not anything apple. 🚫 playstation? steam? NINTENDO?? 🚫🚫🚫 let's just talk about my peppers. i don't even know what i'm going to make with all these i just thought they'd be a cute thing to park on my porch and water sometimes: 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/08/2026I enjoy social media primarily as a tech enthusiast and gotta say, it's really taking the wind outta my sails that I... don't really have anything to be that enthusiastic about lately! Everything is worse. The overlords keep swearing we're in the golden age but it feels pretty dark to me! 110
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 13/08/2026I will vanish from the Internet and touch grass easily when there is a message sitting in my DMs that I don't want to respond to 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 03/08/2026Love an early AM thunderstorm 🥰 feels like waking up to Armageddon AND I don't have to water any plants! woo woo woo 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/08/2026@petes_bread_eqn_xls Love that book so much. Ira Levin is so good 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 30/07/2026Phew that was a lot of rain in two days. I don't want to hear any plants complaining now! 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 29/07/2026Time to catch up on the watch dragons die show :( not anywhere enough HotD to make up for it imo 020
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 28/07/2026@steeble.uk at least you can sleep well! that's the most important thing 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 28/07/2026The Little Lime Punch hydrangea I planted last year is starting to turn 👀 Eventually this should look like an upside down snow cone with a gradient of Hawaiian punch red. A bit early for it, I don't think this is supposed to happen until closer to September […] [Original post on deletethis.lol] 030
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/07/2026@kvetch.gay OTOH i think every Raising Canes should be confined to an airport terminal so their crazy fans have to go through security to get it & leave us alone 110
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/07/2026i need the northeast to learn about country gravy & green chile already. about to open my restaurant just so i can have something to EAT 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/07/2026Goldenrod blooming, going to bed with the AC off + windows open and waking up COLD in the morning. It smells like Halloween but I know it's a lie, the lace caps are just getting started 020
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 22/07/2026Me gearing up to take pictures of hydrangeas in my yard: _permethrin treated boots over the ankles_ ; _knee high socks tucked over my trousers_ ; _one thousand coats of tick spray_ ; _another layer of mosquito spray_ ; _SPF 100 spray_ ; _bear whistles and bear spray_ ; _a leaf blower and or […]deletethis.lolOriginal post on deletethis.lol 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 22/07/2026Hello I had my first actually scary bear encounter today 😬 Was taking out the trash this morning and there were weeds over there, so I was bent over doing some quick weeding when I heard a grunt and a bear charged at me outta nowhere. Scared tf outta me!! They are very scary up close and coming […]deletethis.lolOriginal post on deletethis.lol 110
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 20/07/2026"I'm from Big Brother," they say darkly, like it makes them Vietnam war vets, but you go to watch it and it's just adults in pajamas gossiping in a refurbished Discovery Zone, filmed on a VHS tape 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 20/07/2026I have watched many movies recently and enjoyed several of them. Ty for your attn to this matter 000
Reposted by GERM🌯🌮🥑 Leoric 🥑🌮🌯 @deeznuts.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026Can't wait to watch The Odyssey on my phone while riding the bus with the volume at full blast 002
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026anyway, plants want to live and sometimes accidents just mean you get more of them 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026I accidentally snapped off a hydrangea stem last year and felt bad about it, so I shoved it in the ground to see what would happen. Here's my broken branch 1 year later, giving me a single cute lil bloom! I actually don't often get pink coloring from my hydrangeas so I'm delighted 121
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026God this new Trakt UI update is fucking abysmal. I mainly use it to sync my Plex history to automatically attach to journal entries and forget all about it, so I wouldn't normally have even noticed. But that feature appears to be broken now along with everything else! 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026"but in 1973--" i do not care what happened in 1973 to a bunch of stoned boomers and their shell-shocked WW2 parents who didn't even know where their kids were. look at where their opinions got us! they can't be trusted. i'm not convinced anyone alive that year was even conscious anyway 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026i was just vacationing in a place that stays on standard time and it was BRIGHT LIGHT outside at 4:30AM! horrific! the only people who want to be up that early are mormons & jehovah's witnesses, and the reason for it is to be annoying 110
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026y'all are gaslighting me with this sudden love for standard time in the neverending time change discourse. i just saw your opposite opinion a few months ago! i'll be taking screenshots in december when you change your minds again 130
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 15/07/2026🎤 it's a yellow SKYYYYYY on a smoggy day 🎤 it's the third world filterrrrr in the U.S.A. 🎤 it's the end tiiiiimes in a corporate play and who woulda thought, it figures 010
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 15/07/2026what would Alanis Morrisette have to say about the color grading Hollywood uses for third world countries becoming America's actual color grade 100
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 15/07/2026Backrooms was great! Like House of Leaves but make it early Dall-E AI uncanny valley horrors 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026even if i could trust these privacy settings they insist exist, i don't want to be looking at the creator account on a regular basis at all lol. and how do i know it's not going to suddenly resume charging people! i suppose i will have to create a whole new account and move my subscriptions over […]deletethis.lolOriginal post on deletethis.lol 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026ugh what the hell @ patreon forcing you to combine creator and fan accounts?? haven't used + completely forgot about my creator account from like 5 years ago, i thought it was gone! but no, there it is, suddenly unmasking me. 100
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026@steeble.uk it looks good! And I think whoever Richard is will suit you as well 😄 110
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026tragic that Rate-A-Queen is on track to outlive The Circle 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 02/07/2026I have discovered and watched The Testament of Ann Lee and will now prance around clapping my chest to asexual gospel music for the rest of the week 040
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 02/07/2026@aila.bsky.social yeah if it's gotta be digital at least go the least restrictive way 000
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 02/07/2026Haven't bought a physical game in ages so the Sony thing won't effect me much. But announcing they're closing the PS3+Vita stores on the same day 💀 I think consoles are dead to me. These companies will coerce you into getting hyped to rebuy ports of shit you already own for the rest of your lives 100
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/07/2026Having to get creative for other little gaps I expect will get blasted lol. It's this or park a chair over it. I need to get some cute stake in ground umbrellas or something 001
GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/07/2026✅ Shade cloth out and ready as we're gonna be for this 114F heat index nonsense Going to have to find some permanent solution eventually. With summers getting hotter earlier every year, it's taking too much intervention to keep them from frying in a spot they used to be very happy in. 120