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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 18/08/2026

real fuckin bold of these google nest displays to ask for my feedback when i'm about to violently perform an act of defenestration

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/08/2026

gm I suppose I should check to see if anything's still alive out there

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/08/2026

I enjoy social media primarily as a tech enthusiast and gotta say, it's really taking the wind outta my sails that I... don't really have anything to be that enthusiastic about lately! Everything is worse. The overlords keep swearing we're in the golden age but it feels pretty dark to me!

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 13/08/2026

I will vanish from the Internet and touch grass easily when there is a message sitting in my DMs that I don't want to respond to

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 03/08/2026

Love an early AM thunderstorm 🥰 feels like waking up to Armageddon AND I don't have to water any plants! woo woo woo

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 30/07/2026

Phew that was a lot of rain in two days. I don't want to hear any plants complaining now!

A backyard rain meter measuring a little over 5 in of rainfall/ 13 cm

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 29/07/2026

Time to catch up on the watch dragons die show :( not anywhere enough HotD to make up for it imo

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 28/07/2026

The Little Lime Punch hydrangea I planted last year is starting to turn 👀 Eventually this should look like an upside down snow cone with a gradient of Hawaiian punch red. A bit early for it, I don't think this is supposed to happen until closer to September […] [Original post on deletethis.lol]

A closeup on a panicle hydrangea bloom, which is white and cone shaped. The lower petals are just getting a kiss of hawaiian punch red. There are many fresh blooms coming in behind it.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/07/2026

i need the northeast to learn about country gravy & green chile already. about to open my restaurant just so i can have something to EAT

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/07/2026

Goldenrod blooming, going to bed with the AC off + windows open and waking up COLD in the morning. It smells like Halloween but I know it's a lie, the lace caps are just getting started

A lace cap hydrangea in bloom with lavender florets surrounding sky blue buds in the center

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 22/07/2026

it's not ok. i don't FUCK w/it 😌 tell em gramadonna

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 22/07/2026

Hello I had my first actually scary bear encounter today 😬 Was taking out the trash this morning and there were weeds over there, so I was bent over doing some quick weeding when I heard a grunt and a bear charged at me outta nowhere. Scared tf outta me!! They are very scary up close and coming […]

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 20/07/2026

"I'm from Big Brother," they say darkly, like it makes them Vietnam war vets, but you go to watch it and it's just adults in pajamas gossiping in a refurbished Discovery Zone, filmed on a VHS tape

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 20/07/2026

I have watched many movies recently and enjoyed several of them. Ty for your attn to this matter

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🌯🌮🥑 Leoric 🥑🌮🌯 @deeznuts.mastodo.neoliber.al.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

Can't wait to watch The Odyssey on my phone while riding the bus with the volume at full blast

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026

I accidentally snapped off a hydrangea stem last year and felt bad about it, so I shoved it in the ground to see what would happen. Here's my broken branch 1 year later, giving me a single cute lil bloom! I actually don't often get pink coloring from my hydrangeas so I'm delighted

A very small macrophylla hydrangea. The single stem I'd shoved in the ground is now leaning over and aburst with bright pink blooms, while numerous new stems are shooting up from the side that will give me more blooms next year.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026

God this new Trakt UI update is fucking abysmal. I mainly use it to sync my Plex history to automatically attach to journal entries and forget all about it, so I wouldn't normally have even noticed. But that feature appears to be broken now along with everything else!

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 16/07/2026

y'all are gaslighting me with this sudden love for standard time in the neverending time change discourse. i just saw your opposite opinion a few months ago! i'll be taking screenshots in december when you change your minds again

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 15/07/2026

i am tired of the color orange

A picture from my deck of smoke in the skies, casting a surreal orange tint to the atmosphere and trees

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 15/07/2026

Backrooms was great! Like House of Leaves but make it early Dall-E AI uncanny valley horrors

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026

ugh what the hell @ patreon forcing you to combine creator and fan accounts?? haven't used + completely forgot about my creator account from like 5 years ago, i thought it was gone! but no, there it is, suddenly unmasking me.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026

do extroverts ever get tired

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 14/07/2026

tragic that Rate-A-Queen is on track to outlive The Circle 🫩

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 02/07/2026

I have discovered and watched The Testament of Ann Lee and will now prance around clapping my chest to asexual gospel music for the rest of the week

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 02/07/2026

Haven't bought a physical game in ages so the Sony thing won't effect me much. But announcing they're closing the PS3+Vita stores on the same day 💀 I think consoles are dead to me. These companies will coerce you into getting hyped to rebuy ports of shit you already own for the rest of your lives

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/07/2026

✅ Shade cloth out and ready as we're gonna be for this 114F heat index nonsense Going to have to find some permanent solution eventually. With summers getting hotter earlier every year, it's taking too much intervention to keep them from frying in a spot they used to be very happy in.

Macrophylla hydrangeas with still opening blue mophead blooms, big leaves misted with rain from this morning under shade cloth hoisted above

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/07/2026

Been a quieter season than usual for fireflies here with the dry weather, but just had a big rain storm + the dreaded humidity spike and they are popping tf OFF right now. Woo woo woo! get you some, little disco butts. Have many children pls

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 01/07/2026

ALL of the awards for that unhinged woman @ Obsession

Lady Gaga: TALENTED BRILLIANT INCREDIBLE AMAZING

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 30/06/2026

[Uspol] Genuinely why is the government even involved in the rules of sports games. Imagine if the Supreme Court was ruling on if Lalafell should be allowed to PVP in Final Fantasy. dumb. Always the 'muh FREEdom' people calling for less freedom

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 30/06/2026

Finished laying out drip lines to support the hydrangeas for this lil heat dome coming up, bc I will be too busy to water them all manually! The Incrediball hydrangea I planted last year is having her first blooms ever. It is indeed an incredible ball. I've […] [Original post on deletethis.lol]

A smoothleaf hydrangea bloom: it's a big ball of white flowers. The picture doesn't do the size of it justice. It's about the size of a small soccer ball. There's another bloom forming in the background, but still green and not large yet.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 28/06/2026

every single day i wake up and cannot believe that donald fucking trump is the president of the united states. and still!! my entire 30's with this shit. cannot overstate the level of doom it feels to be surrounded by extremely stupid ppl

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 27/06/2026

The product placement in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed is over the top to the point of parody. I just lost it at this lil ole lady luxuriously enjoying her IPAD PRO and APPLE PENCIL with the SMART FOLIO only to be interrupted by a cute cat dropping a severed human tongue at her feet. This […]

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 26/06/2026

so wait is the PS5 the current best value for performance right now? even over a PC?? 😭 after everything. maybe i should get a Pro before they raise prices again (nah, i probably will not do that)

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Manny 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 @sporedrive.space · 26/06/2026

Fuck it. I'm raising prices too.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 26/06/2026

I am looking forward to GTA6, but opening pre-orders with still zero gameplay trailers, in fact nothing at all in over a year except "the game is $80 and the physical edition is just a download code but here's the cover tho lol" is crazy behavior

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 25/06/2026

ok time to mute europe

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 25/06/2026

Never thought I'd be into a rom-com but then Sam Raimi came along with SEND HELP

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/06/2026

i could eat chipotle every day. i tell you what

LEGEND AND ICON Kim Chi in full shamrock drag mowing down a Chipotle bowl on Trixie Cosmetics TV house down boots

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/06/2026

i think the people of europe should riot in the streets until they get universal air conditioning. how many of you must faint in the streets until something is done!

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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 24/06/2026

sometimes, the way the movie gays on mastodon talk about movies... i wonder if y'all need a new hobby. are you sure you actually like movies?? i am doubting. maybe there is something more fulfilling for you

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taber @kvetch.gay · 22/06/2026

I had a serious bike accident in Minneapolis last month and was in the HCMC ICU for several days after needing emergency brain surgery. We put together a GFM; I'm looking for some help with the mounting costs as I recover. Anything you can spare will help <3 gofund.me/97b67235a

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 20/06/2026

Give me your list of gay movies that are for straight ppl please

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GERM @germ.deletethis.lol · 19/06/2026

crawling around weeding and i look up and see this starin at me in square in the face. snake! ma'am! what are you doing on top of the boxwoods. you can't be doing this to me, i'm in my 40's now i can't take jumpscares like i used to

A common garter snake slipping through the brush of some boxwoods, staring at where I was just weeding like I did something personally to it. It's harmless, just surprising!

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