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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴

@georgeous.one
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Vivo en las Canarias. 🇪🇸 🇮🇨 Olen puolisuomalainen. 🇫🇮 Gift med en Nordman. 🇳🇴 Very gay. 🏳️‍🌈 Trans ally till I die. 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him)

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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
The airport thing they did was even worse.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
Music is not just the sound, it's the performance, the production, the recording, the life of the people performing, the expertise of the producers, the natural errors in the recording. If all you want is noise, stand in the middle of Heathrow.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
Just to be clear, the Minister for Women and Equalities would not allow trans women into women's refuges because of an imagined, unconnected risk of an event that has never happened. You may as well ban trans women in case the refuge is hit by a meteorite. Imagined. Unconnected. Hasn't happened.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
Skeletor emerging from pink water at the end of Master of the Universe (1987)
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
The sound of glass potentially breaking. Every time.
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Andrew Blair @andrewblair.co.uk · 10h
Government quicker to comment on this than any right wing freak trying to drown people
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
Do they think we didn't go through this two years ago? Trust. Wait. Look for the positives. Oh, we found out, what a bunch of dishonest shysters.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
There used to be a solicitor who always advertised in Boyz or QX or something and I copped off with him at Famous Five at Bagleys in 1996 or 7 and took him back to mine, and that's where my memory fades out.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
George Galloway pretending to be a cat and 'drinking milk' out of Rula Lenska's hands.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
You could just say your truth now (bearded for the past 10 years?) unless this statement is actually an invitation to tender.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
And thicker than an elephant's boxing day turd.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you were in the market for AI. This advert would still be 100% useless. Tells you precisely nothing about the product or the solutions it provides. Even as a brand awareness ad it fails. These people are fucking idiots.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Awful advert. Tells you absolutely nothing that you'd need to know as potential customer.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
I've known several people who've been in prison. The only people who get protection don't get protected by the other prisoners; they get protection *from* the other prisoners; they are the sexual offenders.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Tbf, I didn't know that Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Austria, Portugal, Spain, Malta, Croatia, Czechia, Italy, Cyprus and Greece were considered Eastern Europe.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
The truth being that he's had a beard for the past 10 years?
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
If being dropped on your head as a child were the same as being paid by Russia.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Ursula.
A chubby bear body in a harness
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Caught up with last weekend's Strictly and I have two stand-out thoughts: 1. Shaving and sweat make your skin very red and blotchy. 2. The producers have clearly tapped John Nellis because there is no way someone with arms that stiff earned that score.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 8h
"BBC tries to push the envelope towards the far right and get caught out"
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John Hodson @mgcroadster.bsky.social · 10h
"Everything's bottoms with you people isn't it..?"
Fawlty Towers
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
It switches to bbc.com with adverts. Not seen it reload repeatedly like that though.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
Brockman's signature is an infant's.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
Watched a clip of Britain's Got Talent. I remembered how much I detested that programme.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 9h
Avengers celebrating with a flare up Cap’s bum
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
Add a drop of vanilla and a cinnamon stick. What a bath experience!
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
In a mug, presumably, not in the actual bath? Although that might be quite nice.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
Honestly, the number of companies who say "we ship everywhere in the EU" but then fuck up massively and expensively (to the customer) when selling to the Canary Islands.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
I feel it's my default state. 😂
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
I'd love to be able to have a shower or do the washing up without spending at least 20 minutes sweating profusely afterwards.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
This small dick energy would be better than nuclear fusion, if only it could be contained.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 9h
Worriers?
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
It's 8.30pm and I want to go home. I just can't be that gay.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
Like the ending of Infinity War was totally expected.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
"The thinking man's tart", as I recall.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
Ruined by booze? 😂
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
Google's got your back.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
We had to find lactose free alternatives when Neale was diagnosed with diabetes. And we actually really liked Elmlea. Maybe that says something about us? 😂
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
".... you slag!"
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 10h
Read this in the voice of a mob boss.
Melanie McDonagh
Leave Winnie the Pooh in his grave
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
Aren't you the connoisseur!
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
We used to love Elmlea, low fat version. No lactose.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 10h
It never appears to stop. 😂 "You are the constituent. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love."
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 11h
I'd still be up for the thrill of wondering if that lot would fall off a building. Or a bridge. Or a cliff. I'm not picky.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 11h
I preferred Fathers4Justice when they dressed up as Batman.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 11h
That's not even a real photo of a real person.
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Heidi Peeps @heidipeeps.bsky.social · 11h
RIP icon #DameEsther
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Broadcaster and campaigner Dame Esther Rantzen dies
Dame Esther Rantzen has died at the age of 86, her family said in a statement.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 11h
Damn, I thought it was Boris.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 12h
static.klipy.com
It's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles
ALT: It's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr Blazing Saddles
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 12h
Join a union! Together stronger!
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