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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴

@georgeous.one
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Vivo en las Canarias. 🇪🇸 🇮🇨 Olen puolisuomalainen. 🇫🇮 Gift med en Nordman. 🇳🇴 Very gay. 🏳️‍🌈 Trans ally till I die. 🏳️‍⚧️ (he/him)

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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 6h
Surely this is the best in breed.
A post from Sky News. A composite picture of Farage and Polanski against a Westminster backdrop.

"They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal..."
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Is nobody going to talk about this?
A bald man with a hooked nose and big ears fire arrows at someone whose jerkin says TAX PAYER.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 7h
Oh 'eck!
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 12h
This is gross enough but as ever, don't ignore the little details...
A bad man with a hooked nose and big ears fires arrows at another man whose jerking says TAX PAYER.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 12h
Umm...
A bald man with a hooked nose and big ears fires arrows at a man whose jerkin says TAX PAYER.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 03/10/2026
Wasn't even making a scene, just utterly classless
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 03/10/2026
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 03/10/2026
Looks legit.
A picture of a smiling man in glasses, white, trimmed short beard, probably mid to late 50s

Profile says:
Julie 💟 
Follows you @staouza.bsky.social
93 followers
855 following
168 posts
she/her · 18
fresh account, working on it
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
I deliberately avoided Greatest Hits or Remix albums because that's a totally different 9.
My9Albums
The sound that made @georgeous.one
Kylie - Disco
Bananarama - WOW!
Shakespear's Sister - Sacred Heart
Erasure - The Innocents
David Bowie - Black Tie White Noise
Eurythmics - Be Yourself Tonight
Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia
Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
Salt-N-Pepa - A Salt with a deadly Pepa
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
This is actually very difficult. The 9 albums that made me who I am. Today, natch. www.my9albums
My9Albums
The sound that made @georgeous.one
Kylie - Disco
Bananarama - WOW!
Shakespear's Sister - Sacred Heart
Erasure - The Innocents
David Bowie - Black Tie White Noise
Eurythmics - Be Yourself Tonight
Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia
Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
Salt-N-Pepa - A Salt with a deadly Pepa
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
Reminded tonight of the last concert I went to with Neale. Shakespears Sister in Oxford. 1/11/19 One of the few concerts where you feel that the artists want to be there with the audience. The usher got a right strop on about taking pictures. SS encouraged it.
Marcella Detroit with a guitar and Siobhan Fahey, both rocking out on stage.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
TfL roundel for a station known as Arse & All
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
TfL roundel for a station called Proprietary Font.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 02/10/2026
I had the booby version.
Janet Jackson in a very tight blouse, low cut to show very round, pert cleavage. She is looking to our left with a cheeky smile.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Octoeber.
A foot with eight toes
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 01/10/2026
Skeletor emerging from pink water at the end of Master of the Universe (1987)
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 30/09/2026
George Galloway pretending to be a cat and 'drinking milk' out of Rula Lenska's hands.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 30/09/2026
Ursula.
A chubby bear body in a harness
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 29/09/2026
Northern Europe, cat edition.
Three cats. Norway, Sweden, Finland
Sweden is squished between the other two.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 29/09/2026
What's Penélope Cruz been up to now?
Latest updates
RAF Fairford: Rubio says 'foreign actor' behind suspected plot
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 28/09/2026
This little individual somehow ended up on our back doorstep and I nearly trod on it. Taken it out to the front and deposited it on a car. I used to hate slugs and snails but they have lovely little personalities and I like to talk to them.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 27/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
The picture that goes with that post. A wall that says

LABOUR P
ANNUAL CONFERENCE

And the very top of a balding head.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 27/09/2026
Chasing goose meme:
Wealth-creating.
CREATING WEALTH FOR WHOM?
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 27/09/2026
The night before I emigrated in 2022. Empty house.
Big wardrobe mirror selfie in September 2022. My in my pants in what was our bedroom. I was buff.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell. When you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life than go to the gym. 2022.
Bath selfie. Winkle out. The most hench I've ever been. Muscles. Hair. Lovely bathroom tiling.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 25/09/2026
Left: a man in a balaclava.
Right: he lifts it up to reveal it's Nigel Farage.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 25/09/2026
Still from Dad's Army. German captive saying "Your name shall also go the list"
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 25/09/2026
We call this Splashes of Passion.
Spalshes of something over a cotton sheet
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 24/09/2026
"It was too dark so I fell over and penetrated the fellow."
Little Britain statement meme
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 24/09/2026
Daniel Hannan tweeting "This is where the Arabs were ahead of us
By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations"

John Cleese responding with "This is where the Arabs were ahead of us. By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations"
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 23/09/2026
What C am I?
Henry Kelly in Going For Gold.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 22/09/2026
Ikr.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
Waitrose & Partners on a green background.Iceland on a red, fading to orange background
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 21/09/2026
It's been a week for me. Alex has been ill for almost 10 days. It's exhausting but I was totally expecting covid. I'm actually disappointed because now I don't know what it is.
A flu and covid test. Negative for flu and covid.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 20/09/2026
La Petite Forêt is a very good restaurant in Andorra La Vella. www.lapetiteforetandorra.com/en/
A page from the menu saying ENJOY YOUR FUCKING DINNER, signed by Philippe Shangti.
In French and English, it goes on to say "The restaurant La Petite Forêt is a true «art gallery - restaurant », a unique artistic concept imagined by the artist PHILIPPE SHANGTI, where you can discover some of his photographic artworks as well as his sculptures. For more information about the artist go to www.philippeshangti.com"A waiter taking an order. On the back of his suit jacket it says I'M A FUCKING GOOD WAITER, signed Philippe Shangti.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 18/09/2026
A picture of two wolves howling.
Overlaid is a post from someone saying: 

Inside of you are two wolves.
This will no longer disqualify you from an FBI career.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Brown Sauce will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Maggie Philbin, Noel Edmonds and Keith Chegwin performing as Brown Sauce
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 16/09/2026
I went through a bit of an eye makeup phase before and during lockdown.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 15/09/2026
Tom Cruise on the cover of GC with his shirt open, pulling down his jeansRichard Gere in the beach in shortsHarry Styles standing like a teapot wearing shorts and a silly cap
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 15/09/2026
He ain't kidding!
Noah Kahan (no, me neither) singing the words "Pain is all around" and judging by his face that pain isn't just around but inside as well.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 14/09/2026
John Cleese, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett in the "Class" sketch.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 13/09/2026
Somehow I did this last night. The amount of effort that would need! I have no bruises. No pain. No memory. It honestly feels like someone broke in, bent the key and left. Very strange. Leaves us with one front door key. Locksmith tomorrow!
Door handle. Key in lock. The key is bent about 60 degrees from horizontal.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 13/09/2026
Remember purple potatoes? What ever happened to them?
A simple meal of (probably) lamb, carrots, lettuce and purple mash.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 13/09/2026
Ridiculous "sexy" white clothing on Star Trek TNG
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 09/09/2026
Normal, Christian men.
Normal men meme
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 09/09/2026
Wills and Anne didn't hang about. Their feet barely touched the floor after they shook hands with the royal family.
Private government jet on its way from Oslo to RAF Northolt, just departed.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 06/09/2026
I've been watching Mongrels after goodness knows how many years and there is a hidden joke that lasts a fraction of a second.
A fake movie credit. BBC PRESENTS etc "The Coop 2", cast names, and then amongst the MUSIC BY and WRITTEN BY etc it says:

OH GOD, SERIOUSLY WILL ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THIS. I COULD BE OUT GETTING WANKERED BUT INSTEAD I'M DOING THIS FOR A SHITTY GAG THAT NO-ONE WILL EVER, EVER FRICKIN SEE EXCEPT YOU AND JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PAUSING THIS. GO AND GET LAID INSTEAD.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 06/09/2026
Wine glasses are a pain in the arse to wash without a dishwasher so I'm having a small cup of red wine in a plastic cup at 7.45pm, so screw you and all who sail in you!
A plastic Winter Pride 2024 cup on a colourful coaster, on a beige table mat. The level of wine appears to be about a third full.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 06/09/2026
@arsecannonpics.bsky.social I forgot I had this. Castillo de San Gabriel in Arrecife, Lanzarote.
A big iron canon on wheels with a stone wall behind it.
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Georgeous McGeorgeface 🇬🇧🇫🇮🇩🇪🏳️‍🌈🇪🇸🇮🇨🇳🇴 @georgeous.one · 06/09/2026
Memory of the time we came home for a holiday and one of the cats had left us a dead rat, and had even made sure the dismembered hand was included.
The post says it all
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