George @georgem.bsky.social · 8hmy theory is you don't get to be part of trump's inner circle unless you can figure out a unique way to stand while on camera 020
George @georgem.bsky.social · 8hto the contrary, the market must decide which parts of our body have adequate bloodflow 060
George @georgem.bsky.social · 12hit's been long enough that I can admit I didn't immediately realize "the worldwide latina belt" wasn't a wrestling promotion run by pitbull 270
Reposted by GeorgeStone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 13hi think we're really going to have to reckon some point soon with the fact that nobody fucking cares about their jobs or any of this shit anymore. its not even sleepwalking. sleepwalkers go to places 0225
Reposted by GeorgeBacklit Figure @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 16hTom Waits announces new album, BOYFRIEND MATERIAL 0204
George @georgem.bsky.social · 16hI was talking about it with my grad student advisor and her first reaction was "let me know if there's any advocacy you need" and her second reaction was "god I hope I don't have to do that" 110
George @georgem.bsky.social · 16hone of the things I have to do in my social work coursework is an intake on an ai who's going to watch me through the camera and offer feedback. it's the kind of thing that can only happen when subject matter experts don't have input on the tech and the tech people don't give a shit about the field 140
George @georgem.bsky.social · 17hit's the vindictive glee of the serial bagholder who finally has something to show for their time. the same people were talking about how you'd be obsolete without a bitcoin wallet or a metaverse presence, the only difference is they've managed to latch onto a more performant technology 1150
George @georgem.bsky.social · 17hI need my first cup of coffee to kick in so I can make my second cup properly 010
George @georgem.bsky.social · 18hunique among british political and media figures of any standing in that he doesn't derive soul-deep satisfaction from telling people how they need to suffer. he'll still make them suffer at about the same rates but he doesn't so much tell people it's for their own good with a nasty little smirk 150
George @georgem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't know if the maritimes really need any more of those guys 0240
Reposted by GeorgeStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov 1139361
George @georgem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my eyes glazed over all the "malfoid" stuff until I realized it was a portmanteau of malfoy and foid and now I am developing an actionable suicide plan 2100
George @georgem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026constantine really overstates how easy it is for me, as satan, to hang out with tilda swinton 1447
George @georgem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it's not my fault the most obnoxious versions of our teenage selves are so alike!! 110
George @georgem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026seeing someone mention hereditary in a group chat and discovering to my consternation there's no telephone pole emoji 081
George @georgem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026one of the first things I ever furtively read from the adult section of the library at age 5 or so was four past midnight by stephen king. naturally given the circumstances I skipped right to The Library Policeman. hoo boy 020
George @georgem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026bad move, smelling like shit just makes him president material now 040
George @georgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think the bare minimum any political art can do is give you specific directions to the buildings you have to burn down 061
George @georgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if it was just "own the tiny model of the house from beetlejuice from the tiny model town in the house from beetlejuice" it's still 100/100 031
George @georgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026in this ithaca diner, we find a thirst for writer's blood, and the story of america at a crossroads 020
George @georgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026he's so much like if christian slater in heathers was allowed to become an adult 1111
George @georgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026youtu.be/1si6M-vDEzI?...youtu.beKids In The Hall - Each Day We WorkYouTube video by Marcel Tang 030
George @georgem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just feel like if ai was conscious then every frontier lab would need to be seized by the state. now, yes, I do already think that, but 071
George @georgem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026making a zine to make fun of your zine that's just a bunch of cut out images of george costanza under a gigantic speech bubble full of bullshit 010
George @georgem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026while I will grudgingly concede there are men on bluesky I refuse to support them 052
George @georgem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you have about 3 seconds to rescind an emoji react and choose a more appropriate one before your initial blunder is forever canonized 050
George @georgem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026not to brag but you could never convince me that modern eminem had that good an idea for a song 030
George @georgem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we're so collectively starved for social workers they've got me facilitating a men's support group 1100
George @georgem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not saying I AM yudkowsky. that's for you to think about at home 020
George @georgem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't have the creative chops for this but I will pre-emptively get to work on the sharknado-equivalent derivative Disastropub 0112
Reposted by Georgeunsettlingly come-hither tezuka animal @tezukaanimal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 🎵 onward fortified mind 🎵 energy is transferred but it never dies 155
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