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Geoff Klock

@geoffklock.bsky.social
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Tenured full professor at BMCC-CUNY with an Oxford doctorate; I teach folks about oneiric thinking via Plato, Shakespeare, Freud, Proust, David Lynch, and the X-Men

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Jill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 21h
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Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Apocalypse" means "reveal." Trump's election reveals how many people are not against a guy like him in charge. Covid reveals how many people won't mask. Israel's "defense" reveals how many people support military nationalism. AI reveals how many people want to automate not just emails but eulogies.
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Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love it when Microsoft is like ARE YOU ENJOYING OUTLOOK RATE IT NOW and it’s like yeah Microsoft Outlook is my favorite video game I have a 100% kill rate just blasting emails into oblivion with the delete button before they have a chance to poison my mind thanks for asking.
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Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In defense of this take I would like to point out two things. 1. Chosin Texas isn't real and 2. Nothing will convince me otherwise
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Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate to point this out but ... it was church. And I know the religious right is all monsters but stop and imagine for a second church done right real Sufjan Stevens church, the church of Walt Whitman and Emerson leading anti slavery work and creating justice from first principles.
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Maximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Savage Land Days... Art by Michael Sta Maria #xmen
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tim Heidecker could do an absolutely bone-chilling Adam Sandler-style surprise dramatic performance as JD Vance
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Cat Randall @catrandall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YESSS!!!
Joan Jett with a switchblade knife.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 28/09/2026
This sums up my own experience in recent years. My theory is that there are so many genuine existential crises right now that people's instinct is to treat even low-stakes issues (movies! fandoms! personal preferences!) like existential crises. Makes having a normal conversation almost impossible.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Frank Herbert's Dune the Spice Wars rely on Irish beat cops who protect the most valuable resource in the world with
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 27/09/2026
crying
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Charlie Etheridge-Nunn 🔜 Thought Bubble 2026 @skyshark.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Finally, it’s Adam X’s time to shine!
Adam X the X-Treme with his baseball cap on backwards, his weird knives and spikes on his arms. In a weird speech bubble (because of course he has a weird speech bubble), he says, “Chayeh.”
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm tired of these Skywalkers. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 27/09/2026
seen on an otherwise plain and unadorned minivan
rain-covered back window of a car, with a bumper sticker that reads “unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin”
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
tara Shoe @tarashoe
uh actually going through life on 4-5hrs of sleep per night is a perfectly way of doing functioning for having to doing. in your living time
Nov 11, 2014
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Velodus
@velodus.bsky.social
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
11:04 AM • Mar 1, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
george
@stackofbears.bsky.social
Instead of poisoning the ants, I let them discover that there's nothing for them here.
They ate their fill, and over time a small sect came to realize that craving cannot be satiated. They now trail in and skillfully criticize my understanding of the Dharma. I place crumbs in their tiny wooden bowls
6:50 PM • Jul 20, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brooks Otterlake
@i_zzzzzz
Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"
7:47 • 24 Sep 16
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
lauren 
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
say what you will about Al, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
12:10 PM • Jul 28, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
el baba yaga 
@faunary
the fact that i'm at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation
9:12 • 31 Aug 20
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
8:26 AM • Jul 25, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
little lamb
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
I just tell my dad not to assume the gender of anyone with dyed hair. It's not quite right but it's as close as we're going to get
2:42 AM • Jul 27, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Steve Coy
@mcleemz.bsky.social
in The Odyssey a character says "our Age of Bronze is collapsing," which is an idiotic piece of dialogue but really fun to say in response to, like, a restaurant being sold out of what you were gonna order
8:22 PM • Jul 26, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Referring to The Demiurge as a content creator.
1:10 AM • Aug 9, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Alicia Kraft
@aliciakraft.bsky.social
Every day with my cat is a delicate, vigilant dance to ensure that nothing specific is happening when his automatic feeder goes off, lest he conclude that tipping over the garbage can or biting me makes food happen
1:36 PM • Jul 1, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our
SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't
KNOW where they WENT
9:42 PM • Aug 12, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i bless the rains down in castamere
@Chinchillazlla
you can only scramble two things in this world: eggs and fighter jets
11:50 PM • 15 Jan 23
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Truckstop Vigilante 
@brenthor.bsky.social
A thing i started saying to other short men is
'we look some cute climbing into these giant trucks' and let me tell you, they HATE it, but usually its in a professional context and im their boss so they have to hollowly chuckle even tho i can see they are incandescent with rage. This is praxis
6:56 PM • Apr 28, 2025
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DougExeter
@dougexeter.bsky.social
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
9:21 PM • Aug 16, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
no i was not "locked in a broom closet" at work all weekend. there's one broom. that doesn't define the space
2:37 PM • Aug 22, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
rax 'levon honkers' king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
GASTON: when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

ME: alright

GASTON: but now that im grown i eat FIVE
dozen eggs-

ME: you know what man think im gonna head to the next tavern
7:13 AM • Aug 19, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
il marito 
@ilsodoma
brokering a merger between two polycules & initiating massive layoffs
2:57 PM • 10/27/22
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social
Bully tries to throw me into the pool but my body is so light and tiny that I fly away up into the sky and burn up into a shooting star. In Wisconsin, a child sees the star the night of his mom's funeral and wishes she was still alive; at 2am she returns as a grotesque zombie and eats his dog
3:55 PM • Aug 17, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Anthony D. Herrera 
@aherrera.bsky.social
Just learned that Robinson isn't the name of the Swiss Family Robinson. They just put Robinson in the title to piggyback on the success of Robinson Crusoe. They were basically like, "What if instead of being just a guy, Robinson Crusoe was a bunch of Swiss people?" We ran out of ideas so long ago.
6:26 PM • Aug 23, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social
Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients

Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*
5:14 PM • Feb 12, 2025
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social
my other vehicle is the unrelenting wheel of samsara
8:18 PM • Sep 7, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BayBayFriend 
@baybayfriend.bsky.social
We spent a recent Valentine's Day in a romantic AirBnB - there was no TV and they had a book of love poems on the bed. Bf asked me what we should do with the rest of our night and I said&ạẠI think we should shower, crawl into bed, and then pull up YouTube on your phone and type in UFO brazil real.”
4:46 PM • Aug 4, 2023
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lanyardigan
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Unless you're talking about vampire hunters don't say stakeholders at me
1:14 PM • Sep 10, 2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
donni saphire 
@donni.bsky.social
Can stop, will stop. Always happy to stop 1:42 AM • Sep 12, 2026
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Martyn @martynpedler.com · 26/09/2026
JULIUS CAESAR JULIUS CAESAR: ET 2 BRUTE JULIUS 3SAR
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In fact, one must live one's life as though nothing that could be tracked on a spreadsheet matters
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
J.P. McDade
@jp_mcdade
You think you could live in Canada, but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off.
6:33 PM • 2021-05-27
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
It's important to get the message out there.
Photograph of a woman wearing booty shorts that say "Victor Frankenstein does not have a medical degree"
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People really need to go back to the original Jurassic Park and look at the rather disturbing ways in which InGen's management of it now looks prescient
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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