Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Apocalypse" means "reveal." Trump's election reveals how many people are not against a guy like him in charge. Covid reveals how many people won't mask. Israel's "defense" reveals how many people support military nationalism. AI reveals how many people want to automate not just emails but eulogies. 011
Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love it when Microsoft is like ARE YOU ENJOYING OUTLOOK RATE IT NOW and it’s like yeah Microsoft Outlook is my favorite video game I have a 100% kill rate just blasting emails into oblivion with the delete button before they have a chance to poison my mind thanks for asking. 020
Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In defense of this take I would like to point out two things. 1. Chosin Texas isn't real and 2. Nothing will convince me otherwise 010
Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate to point this out but ... it was church. And I know the religious right is all monsters but stop and imagine for a second church done right real Sufjan Stevens church, the church of Walt Whitman and Emerson leading anti slavery work and creating justice from first principles. 130
Reposted by Geoff KlockMaximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Savage Land Days... Art by Michael Sta Maria #xmen 0449
Reposted by Geoff KlockLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this. 1759248
Reposted by Geoff KlockSiobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111274312
Reposted by Geoff KlockKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tim Heidecker could do an absolutely bone-chilling Adam Sandler-style surprise dramatic performance as JD Vance 0481
Reposted by Geoff KlockG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 28/09/2026This sums up my own experience in recent years. My theory is that there are so many genuine existential crises right now that people's instinct is to treat even low-stakes issues (movies! fandoms! personal preferences!) like existential crises. Makes having a normal conversation almost impossible. 17553105
Geoff Klock @geoffklock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In Frank Herbert's Dune the Spice Wars rely on Irish beat cops who protect the most valuable resource in the world with 000
Reposted by Geoff KlockCharlie Etheridge-Nunn 🔜 Thought Bubble 2026 @skyshark.itch.io · 27/09/2026Finally, it’s Adam X’s time to shine! 092
Reposted by Geoff KlockReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm tired of these Skywalkers. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives 613312
Reposted by Geoff KlockKris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 27/09/2026seen on an otherwise plain and unadorned minivan 1318926
Reposted by Geoff KlockSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14975231450
Reposted by Geoff KlockMartyn @martynpedler.com · 26/09/2026JULIUS CAESAR JULIUS CAESAR: ET 2 BRUTE JULIUS 3SAR 4297
Reposted by Geoff KlockPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In fact, one must live one's life as though nothing that could be tracked on a spreadsheet matters 410714
Reposted by Geoff KlockNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 07/10/2024It's important to get the message out there. 9641164
Reposted by Geoff Klockae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People really need to go back to the original Jurassic Park and look at the rather disturbing ways in which InGen's management of it now looks prescient 330885
Reposted by Geoff KlockJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex 191050221