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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"are you taking nudes in there?" Me, breathing heavily:
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What part of this suit I’m wearing and the five live selfie videos I posted from the back of my chauffeur driven car on the way here while saying how much I’m gonna kick ass at this makes it look like I care about this in any way? Well I don’t, okay.
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey we just finished undoing all the shit we've been doing to our site in the last 5 years that turned out to interact REALLY BADLY with the fact that 99% of our traffic is self-DDoS Result: it's only running 50% slower than before we took over instead of 100% slower
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 02/10/2026
this 9,076 character regex matches all 4,030 4 letter words in the Scrabble dictionary - and nothing else. Those words would add up to 16,120 characters total.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 29/09/2026
SO YOU ARE A CATHOLIC? NAME FIVE CATS!
Black cat face close up
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's not as bad as the smart bed that turns into a George Foreman grill whenever us-east-1 goes down, but it's getting there
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Zane Selvans @zaneselvans.org · 27/09/2026
A doctored version of the classic IBM or (Bell Labs?) paper title page entitled "A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE"

The second half now says: THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST ALWAYS DO THE HACKING HAHA WHAT ARe they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao
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Sean Cribbs @seancribbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the world would be a better place if we all came together and refused to give DHH any attention. Seriously just stop.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
literal lol
FLOCK camera's API key is indexed and searchable by google
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Alex @shakingstick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol they essentially gonna kick England out of the uk
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Temu Tarzan is finding out how much work all this is #omarchy
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mean… obviously they do this, we've been saying it for years. It wasn't just a gut feeling, it's that a universe where a large TV manufacturer is *not* spying on you for $$$ is essentially a Flat Earth, a giant web of contradictions that just can't exist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFV...
youtube.com
216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"quietly" one of America's worst polluters? scienceblog.com/d-a-commerci...
scienceblog.com
A commercial gas-powered leaf blower running for one hour can produce as much smog-forming pollution as a Toyota Camry driven 1,100 miles — roughly the distance from Los Angeles to Denver
A handheld garden tool is quietly one of America's worst air polluters, and nobody's talking about it.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026
Oh, fuck you.
Gmail screenshot. 

Loop Earplugs
Problem with your order #7005
Don't worry, we've got a quick fix for you!The email body says “it hasn’t been placed yet ;)”
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For the longest time I thought this guy was just some AI generated persona bc every image of him has the unchanging expression of someone who was hit in the head with an axe while smiling for an ID badge photo
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All eyes on the Dow Jones as Wall Street scrambles to figure out how to monetise the lil fella
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I just want a forum somewhere where I can discuss my shows and movies and stuff that isn't fucking reddit ffs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/04/2026
business cat (a black kitty in a tie, looking serious) in the vicious cycle meme [going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure its you] -> [ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach] -> [your data is probably for sale online now] -> [that means someone could easily impersonate you] -> [rinse, repeat]
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I want to turn off the electric blanket by reaching for a switch I can use without looking at, or burning a hole in my retina
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
yay for buttons with no visual feedback, turning me into a mini DoS
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Lew @lewsos.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How talkback radio hosts constructed a false propaganda narrative that former NZ PM Helen Clark was a communist lesbian dictator (she is none of those things) Fun fact: one of those hosts is Minister for Media, Communications, Arts, Culture & Heritage in the current NZ government
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Jenny oooOooo 👻 @msyellowhat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
carousels suck. pages that are vertically scrolling that suddenly also become horizontally scrolling while you're not paying fully attention to your exact thumb-swiping angle also suck
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 22/04/2026
As Team Hoi has a demo-scene background, we turned Hoi's final level into a crazy tribute to that. It resulted in the first ever epileptic seizure warning on a game box in 1992. 😅 I asked Ramon to create a fitting soundtrack. 🔊 (Be warned… Moon Child's final world features similar madness! 😵‍💫 😵)
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 16/04/2026
This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.
BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social • 1h
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.
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Karl Olson 🌸 Ultraklystron
@karlrolson.com
Good thing i screencapped it

BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social
I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.

Why @why.bsky.team • 8d
Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one.
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Are you mogging me right now?" > "by what metric 🥺"
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/04/2026
Unpleasant and brusque reminder that your AI generated featured image looks like lazy shit
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Caitlyn64 @cupcakehy.com · 15/04/2026
get a tiling window manager they said
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gentoo biki @gentoo-biki.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
on COME ON
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