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General_Zod

@generalzod.bsky.social
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Evertonian, father, husband and FPL fan. 3 x top 16k finishes. Don't be a dick. Treat people on here the way you would in real life. Fuck the Tories, Fuck Starmer, and, Fuck Reform.

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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right, time to meet my niece for a bevvy.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 26/09/2026
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Matt Willis. I cant tell you how excellent these vids are. People baring their souls. Light at the end of the tunnel. youtu.be/GpZwsqYxcZg?...
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The Moment Michelle Heaton Became Dependent On Alcohol
YouTube video by On The Mend with Matt Willis
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The lad recommended this tonight. Stsrte slowly but its an utter hoot youtu.be/mfU3TyeEkZQ?...
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Vittorio Angelone: Who Do You Think You Are? I Am! - Full Stand Up Special
YouTube video by Vittorio Angelone - Comedian
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@samwhyte.bsky.social I saw the word Omnisexual today. Then I see the word is ten years old. There's a fucking punchline somewhere there 🤣
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 gruelling days at work. Macbeth at Shakespeare North tonight. Shoulders knotted as fuck. I don't think Duncan or a few witches caused this 🤣
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Who Got The Assist? (Tom) @whogottheassist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unpredictable Times | IB1 🧘🏻‍♂️ Join @fplpricey.bsky.social & I for a classic WGTA deep dive into the #fpl data from the first 5 GWs 🤿 Including a look at the macro data, points, DefCon & xGI over/underperformer trends 📈📉 Back on 6th Oct 🏝️ Thanks for all the support on stream bluesky 💙💜 pod.fo/e/644bdd
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Who Got The Assist? FPL Podcast: Unpredictable Times | International Break 1
Join Sam and Tom on a classic WGTA deep dive as we look through the #FPL data generated from the first 5 gameweeks to ask how this, it's fair to say, unpredictable season is unfolding.Plus some nom...
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NakedFPL just popped up on my YouTube feed #FPL Lads, were through the looking glass here.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My writing on bisexuality was given freely because this issue is important and urgent, but it would be wonderful if maybe four people thought it was worth a £5 tip and I ended up with the equivalent of a £20 fee?
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please read my extremely graphic account of oral sex. It will make you a better queer ally.
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now listen here, it's Bi Visibility Day, and @samwhyte.bsky.social has got some choice words to say about it. Extrremely choice, in one case,. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/having-it-...
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Having it both ways and having it neither
Sam Whyte is guesting this evening, and she’s got a thing or two to say on this Bisexuality Visibility Day.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just bit into a whole jalapeno at my desk and the brine inside has ejaculated all over my laptop and keyboard. Reminded me of being 20 again 🤣
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fermi · No. 58 01 1.60× 02 1.22× 03 1.00× ───────── 1.25× score · top 8% <https://fermi.gg/s/daily>
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fermi · No. 58 01 1.60× 02 1.22× 03 1.00× ───────── 1.25× score · top 8% <https://fermi.gg/s/daily>
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a metal pub and they're discussing 4.5 Konsa v Robinson at Fulham Fuck. So mainstream
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had couple of ladies "come out" at the match. Great. We kinda knew but fair fecks to yous for trusting us. After the match I was asked by a different group if "we" [me and my mate] wanted a photograph. We had them taken it then explained we weren'ts couple. Its just a quiff ffs
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Kevin @knagberi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone want two tickets for the game today.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right. Off to bed. Long two days. Match tomorrow and up in Stocky to see my eldest and her beau on Sunday. No doubt I'll be back in 3 hrs too excited to sleep.... Eh... Moyesy.. eh?
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Nick-Triggerlips @trig-talks-fpl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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FPL Friday night review
YouTube video by Trigger Talks FPL
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FH5 #FPL My bench was an injury or non-starting mess. Pedro meant it was tfr him out or go FH5. I had spotted FH5 a good few weeks back so more than comfortable with it. Fingers crossed. Good luck all.
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Spirit_blues ⭐️ @spiritblues.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everton v Ipswich predicted XI @emma1.bsky.social 41/44 correct picks so far
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Emma @emma1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#FPL GW5 commentary - thanks!
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David Davies @dsixbass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was at the demo outside Merseytravel earlier today about the eBike ban on the Merseyrail network.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought she'd be complaining about too many people being in .. well you work out the rest.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if Ed Sheeran's box at Everton will be empty on Saturday 🤣
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll be in bed soon - the rat stuff has made me a little tense 🤣
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll take that small red arrow and run
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I got home from work to find my lad had blown £200 on a pair of rats, cage etc. Not a thought given to the fact we've cats, his room is like a sauna, he works shifts and we're out all day. Thank fuck the pet shop was able to take them back. ADHD, never a dull moment.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Its not just me. bsky.app/profile/gene...
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child Noseybonk The Aki Chocky Local top thug Heroin Nonce schoolteacher
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Spirit_blues ⭐️ @spiritblues.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@emma1.bsky.social Think AMN will come in for Rohl. Johnson to be benched for Jack Grealish imo & Hackney probably have to settle for the bench. 31/33 so far this season
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Dan Friedkins Co Pilot ©️(Grae to his mates) @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is National Suicide Awareness Day. I won’t presume to preach, as over the past week I’ve had two (thankfully) failed attempts & resulting trips to A&E. My journey is just beginning, but if your are or ever in need of something to keep you going. Please start at this below 🙏🏼💙 reasonstostay.org
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Home | Reasons To Stay
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lad's car in garage so he's borrowed my spare. Wed: Oil light on Thu: He "topped up the oil" Fri: Disappears 2hrs Sat: Chester & back Sun: Chester & back. Midnight MrsZ moves it down drive, spots warning light Mon: Books it in garage Tue: Finds syphon kit in boot Now the truth...
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At least he wore a disguise
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"And what's wrong with men wearing bras?"
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Going the flicks tomorrow night. Looks pretty fucking cool. Fact, natch. youtu.be/dimCiC_hdoA?...
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TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA | Official Trailer | In Theaters August 7
YouTube video by MUBI
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Spirit_blues ⭐️ @spiritblues.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
V Man Utd predicted 11 @emma1.bsky.social
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've cracked the fleece open over the duvet. See yous in April
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The real winner here was my lad who chose to not renew his season ticket. Jammy bastard.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now let Andy do Everton
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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Breaking news Everton have submitted paperwork in a last minute deal for Joao Moutinho
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every Evertonian's internal monologue right now.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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ianocally.bsky.social @ianocally.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bid £30m for Beto.
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its 10pm, Everton have sold 5 players and signed no one with an hour to go. I'm expecting Angus Kinnear to bell me in the next 10 minutes to make an offer. Stupid twats
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gutted here.
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Giulia Bould @giuliabould.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: Reports around Folarin Balogun tonight and his move to Everton. I understand the deal for the striker IS still being worked on right now by Everton and Monaco More on our Transfer Deadline Special on Total Sport on BBC Radio Merseyside Watch from 10: bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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General_Zod @generalzod.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@seanrostron.bsky.social Last week's winner.
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