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Francis Ford Chocula

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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 14h
turn down for thuffir hawat
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 08/10/2026
Amazon is keeping track of me asking to forget something we discussed. That's...weird.
Amazon About Me listing. It says Home and Family - Requests to forget everything discussed in conversation.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 04/10/2026
Here are some words that are fun to say, but that I never have the opportunity to: * hypochondriacal * portcullis * reciprocity
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
good morning
Confidential Report (1955)  ("Mr. Arkadin") Dir. Orson Welles 

humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 13/08/2026
Just saw this comment on Burback's new video about movie theaters and really liked it.
A YouTube comment that reads, "People crave community. Right before Covid shutdown I went to see the new Jane Austen Emma movie. My husband was the only non young to middle aged cat lady in the theater and all 25 of in the theater ended up huddled together, chatting and showing off pictures of our cats. It was a lovely time. I don't get to chat with other cat ladies when I stream Emma or pride and prejudice at home"
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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
between Microsoft killing Xbox, Sony shooting itself in the face, and now EA getting bought by this bullshit, the only game studios left will be Larian, CDPR, and some trans girl in her wife's basement painstakingly placing pixels one by one into a masterpiece that will be released in 40 years.
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 31/05/2026
are like likes native to Makemake
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 23/05/2026
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Adopt, don't shop
a photo of a 3rd stage guild navigator from David Lynch's DUNE with the caption, "I am not a toy. I am a four thousand year commitment. Please think twice before gifting someone a 3rd stage guild navigator for Christmas."
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 10/05/2026
If I was forced to pick a favorite NASA mission it would probably be Operation Goodbye Crescendolls
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 06/05/2026
AO3 only has one Mavis Beacon fanfic.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 25/04/2026
Definitely. I knew on some level that if I lived long enough some people I knew would die, but I thought I would be older when it started.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 21/04/2026
Paraphrasing Jon Stewart, if you only stick to your principles when its easy, they aren't principles, they're hobbies.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
kids these days don't stay awake during the jaunt anymore
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
LINK FOR THE PREMIERE!! See you there! youtu.be/v8HCg0GD8UQ
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Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.02 ANIMATIC)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 05/11/2025
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 11/09/2025
If malls hadn't existed I probably would've gone my entire life without ever having used an escalator.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
being online in 2025 is figuring out whether a post about how everything is bad refers to the general state of being alive, or refers to some specific news item that was just published
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 12/08/2025
Bizarre Cold War era commercial for RC Cola.
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RC Cola (1985)
YouTube video by Matthew Callan
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 27/06/2025
Got a cool reply to a YouTube comment I made a while back.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 20/05/2025
Blood Sugar Friendship Magik
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 09/05/2025
If I was Pope I'd go with either Sixtus VI or Guinefort I.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
old phone who was this
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 16/03/2025
Disco Elysium is kind of like Herman's Head if it was good.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...
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Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (PILOT)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/01/2025
wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
wikipedia entry for Feast of the Ass
illustration of a woman and infant riding a donkey with a man leading it, all of them have halos 

type: cultural, western
date: 14 January
frequency: annual
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 13/01/2025
A screenshot from YouTube reading:

"AI-generated video summary

This video offers a playful recipe for a "drywall treat" that might appeal to children with pica, a condition involving cravings for non-food items. The recipe involves mixing gypsum, paper, and other ingredients, and baking the mixture into bite-sized treats. The video encourages viewers to get creative with toppings, suggesting options like paint chips, screws, and dirt."
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 31/12/2024
I survived because the dumpster fire within me burned brighter than the dumpster fire around me
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I wrote about the reaction to the shooting of a CEO. "It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too." www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
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Peaceful Solutions
On respectable and profitable human-suffering engines, the murder of a CEO, propriety in a land where life has been cheapened, and some good news for those who seek peaceful solutions.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 15/12/2024
I grew up with TNG, only saw TOS as an adult. The infamous Space Hippie episode really surprised me when I finally saw it. While it's certainly not good, it's actually way more sympathetic to the hippies than I expected. (Though not the Timothy Leary expy.)
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 03/12/2024
From NPR news in Washington, I'm Khan Noonien Singh
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 28/11/2024
Half my brain is shortcut keys. When I'm old and on my deathbed the last things I'll remember will be the Meow Mix song and that ctrl+shift+f9 deletes all breakpoints in a project.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 22/11/2024
I asked a question about a product I wanted to buy and the answer is...ominous?
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 17/11/2024
I've seen the THAC0 and the damage done
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Pat Loika @patloika.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
A panel from Watchmen. Doctor Manhattan appears in a kitchen on November 10 as a circulatory system as he is reconstituting himself. Art by Dave Gibbons.
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 04/05/2024
TIL there's a Transformers EU, and it's weird as hell.
A wiki entry reading "Rung presented the Functionist Council with a unique problem: no-one, not even Rung himself, knew the purpose of his altmode. This threatened to undermine their entire philosophy and the Grand Cybertronian Taxonomy itself, so the psychiatrist was subjected to repeated and rigorous tests and in the meantime, to 'reassure' other Cybertronians, he was forced to wear a false wheel on his back. Eventually, even the Council found themselves stumped as to what Rung's purpose could be and so the problem was neatly sidestepped by creating a new entry in the Grand Cybertronian Taxonomy specifically for Rung's altmode: they classified him as an 'ornament'."
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Francis Ford Chocula @gelatinouscube.com · 05/04/2024
I found the elusive YouTube Video With Good Comments.
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The Best Unintentional ASMR Medical Exam EVER | Real Doctor Performs Full Medical Exam | Sleep Aid
The MORE subscribers we have the MORE unintentional ASMR videos we can post, so please SUBSCRIBE http://bit.ly/UASMR, hit that 🔔 and LIKE this video for mor...
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