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Grant Jobkar

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
SPURS!!!! I’m so happy for Son
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ange Postecoglou said he always wins something in his second season. He is a man of his word. Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League. Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.
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Sara B. @saraboboltz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You’ve got to be a brick-dumb fucking idiot to love the Atlanta Falcons
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Corey the Scary Street @cstrable.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
meme of a small domino toppling progressively larger dominoes. the tiniest domino is labeled "NBC exec pitches a show about A Guy Who Is Good At Business"
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cry harder or learn to stop it
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Let us baseball
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Only a real man of the people pushes $100,000-plus cars on people who can't afford eggs.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
ESPN's Elle Duncan pays tribute to @worldofisaac.bsky.social on Sportscenter
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Brian Hamilton @brianchamilton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A doctor, a school kicked out of Division III, a $175 million arena and no chance to use the NCAA Tournament bid they might earn. Cinderella, without a slipper. Meet Johnny Tauer and the St. Thomas Tommies. Story for @theathletic.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/6177335
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The best college basketball Cinderella story you won’t hear about in March
A doctor, a DIII team and a university’s quest for more
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
plans
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Every day until the draft I will do my best to post a comp on here. This is Michigan DT Mason Graham.
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Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I once heard something about stupid games and stupid prizes… seems relevant here. We tried to tell you morons that the lying liar was lying… and lo, here we are….. the lying liar lied.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 11/02/2025
The Jets laid out a structured future for Aaron Rodgers in New York built by the new regime.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Patrick Mahomes, what's he got lef--" *CAR CRASH NOISES*
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Definitely saw some frauds get exposed tonight
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 09/02/2025
Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce1973 Ford pickup
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/01/2025
Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/01/2025
Folks, uh, this is your captain speaking... it appears that Elon Musk's rocket just blew up directly above us. The FAA has asked me to inform you that if a chunk does take us out, you will have died for a worthy cause: allowing unlovable dweebs to believe colonizing Mars is a real, worthwhile goal
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I BET DEI DID THIS
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The ball is very special to Sam Darnold and I wish you’d stop telling him to get rid of it
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
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ace @aceanbender.com · 06/01/2025
this would be a great night for sam darnold to turn back into sam darnold
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
that loss to michigan keeps getting funnier
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/01/2023
By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Michigan follows up on their national championship by ending the season with victories over Ohio State and Alabama, presumably to repeat as national champions but I'm not checking
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Jalen Milroe is going to be a 45-year-old regional sales manager and if anyone comes to a meeting in a Michigan shirt he's going to have a panic attack
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 31/12/2024
YES! HA HA HA YES!!!
A box score for the reliaquest bowl. Alabama has negative yardage and no points. Michigan has only 48 yards but 16 points.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This is my favorite thing Jim Mora has done this month. He understands the reality of the current game, embraces it, and congratulates his players who get a great opportunity for themselves after being great for UConn.
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Who planted a flag?
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 24/12/2024
Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Stumblerooski!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The Chiefs are using up way too much Devil Magic in the regular season. It has to come back on them in the playoffs. They’re writing checks Satan can’t cash
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I couldn’t be head of the College Football Playoff selection committee because they’d ask me why we left Alabama out and I’d say “well Rece one thing we value is teams that haven’t gotten absolutely dickstomped by opponents that finished 13th in their conference”
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
AND HE GETS THE 5!!!
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Detroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#GoBlue looks good on you Taylor Decker
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Urban Meyer at the end of the Michigan-Ohio State game
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
2021 - 42-27 2022 - 45-23 2023 - 30-24 2024 - 13-10
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
FINAL SCORE MICHIGAN - 13 OHIO STATE - 10 FOUR IN A ROW
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/11/2024
FWIW there weren't any brawls when this happened
the texas longhorns flag planted at midfield of Michigan Stadium
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Big week for this face, eh? Anyway, now and as always, fuck the entire state of Ohio
Diptych photos of Ohio State head coach Ryan Day and now-former Chicago Bears head coach Matt Eberflus, both looking slightly off to their left after being trounced by their own bad timeout management skills in the space of 2 days by the University of Michigan and the Detroit Lions football teams respectively. They're both glowering middle-aged white men in navy blue cold weather gear.
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Ry Poltergeist 👻 @ry-fi.org · 30/11/2024
I want to see videos of Ohio fans screaming and breaking TVs and shit SO BAD
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/11/2024
Ohio State really tried a stop the steal. Refused to peacefully accept the outcome (Michigan gets to plant the flag) of the football game. The Buckeyes can still win if Chip Kelly has the courage
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Alejandro Zúñiga @byazuniga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Michigan QB Davis Warren: “We’re going to win in your house and we’re gonna plant the flag. You should’ve done something about it.”
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Grant Jobkar @gejobkar10.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
If you don’t want teams planting flags on your field, maybe don’t lose to those teams? Jack Sawyer wouldn’t know.
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