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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hey NYT Connections when you refer to a 'sausage dog,' might you be thinking of the phrase 'weiner dog' instead? Cool cool cool. It's a tiny distinction. It's just that my suggestion is a phrase every single person who speaks American English knows and yours is...not a phrase anyone uses. Ever.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Somebody should write a version of Last of the Mohicans from Magua's POV. Something tells me that guy had some really good reasons for being the way he was.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I loved having Dan Wilson manage the M's. 30+ years with the organization, it was great to have the connection to Griffey, Piniella, Ichiro, etc. But it's not working. His mismanagement of the pitching staff and lineup the last few days have made it clear. Love you Dan, but it's time to go.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Good God they're playing Can in this Lynnwood Starbucks. Tip of the cap to...somebody? This is the first positive thing I've had to say about this company since 2003.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Wake up, #spellingbee. You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Record Store Day is the only ritualized commerce I participate in.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

We're all in agreement that Neil Young is the best Sunday morning music, right? Just checking.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I know I dwell on the past too much, replaying events over and over, getting stuck in a circle of paralysis and regret. But even I think a nav system might be more useful if it gave 80% of the screen to where I'm going rather than WHERE I'VE ALREADY BEEN.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Had to pause this several times, I literally couldn't breathe

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I've had it with records that look like this. Just tell me which side is which. A teeny little 1 and 2 or A and B is all I ask. I swear it won't mess up your artistic statement. You'd think I'd get this right about half the time but I swear I'm wrong EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Went to an aquarium today, learned a bunch of great new insults

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Nothing but love for our Sweaty King

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Sam Darnold is Ginger Dave Krieg. With normal sized hands.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

CBS playing What's My Age Again after the Philip Rivers TD.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Giving #PaulTagliabue credit for strengthening the NFLPA and increasing player salaries is like giving George Wallace and Bull Connor credit for integrating schools in Alabama.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/10/2025

All your calls of the series-winning walkoff [Fox, Fox Deportes, KIRO, Radio Sol, WXYT, WDTW] (auto-transcribed & auto-translated)

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Confession Time: I kinda of hate the taste of Tajin. I think it's bitter and harsh and ruins whatever you put it on.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It keeps me up at night, thinking about all the records I passed over at thrift stores in the 90s because I was too young and ignorant to know better.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Dear Youtube, Sure, I hate all commercials. But I truly despise these ads with a rando sitting in their car or their kitchen with their bad audio and lighting, telling me I'm doing x wrong.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Here's the problem with this - it doesn't let me add my NBA team because it moved to freaking Oklahoma and just won the title! Ya think that might be causing me a little misery, ESPN???

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I dislike Christian Horner but think this would be an excellent idea. The Horn Dog gets shit done.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I'm just like Julio. I don't want to go to parties, I just want to be invited to them.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

No better celebration of America.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Pitcher shoulda stepped over him like Iverson.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Goddammit I just looked up Robbie Ray for the first time all year and saw that he's really good again. Of course he is. #GoM's #FML

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Hey NYT Connections - Magritte paintings? Are you kidding? Tomorrow will it be Things In Proust's Junk Drawer?

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I will respect the hell out of the universe as a whole and feel a renewed sense of order and balance. And since he is part of that universe, I guess the answer is...yes?

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

A special container where all the art and homework and "gifts" your kids give you can live for eternity. It's out of the way, maybe on a tower or plinth. With lights. Maybe it rotates. And you never have to deal with that stuff ever again. But it's definitely not thrown away. It costs $1000 a month.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Every critic has reviews that have aged poorly. But this 1993 review of PJ Harvey's masterpiece written by David Thomas in Entertainment Weekly? Holy shit, dude.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

This matters to no one but me. But the intro to #EverybodysLiveWithJohnMulaney makes me lose my doggone mind. He's driving a Chrysler TC by Maserati (fantastic choice) but the interior shown is clearly an early 90s BMW. And every Wednesday at 7 I get angry about it all over again!

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

NYT Connections was bullshit today. Think you can trick me with a Keanu Reeves connection and I'll just let that slide?

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Their version of Walk On By is soooooo good. Great musicians with great taste. I wonder if Ms. Warwick ever heard it.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Is that coach that fixed Metallica available to help Ferrari? They really really need that dude. #Ferrari #F1

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Everybody making a big deal about Max Verstappen being a new father. He's been Lando's daddy for the last few years. #MiamiGP #F1

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

NYT Connections was bullshit today

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Hey, Spotify, could you come over here for a sec? I heard that you are recommending Frank Sinatra to people as a "funk and soul classic?" Hey, that algorithm gets kooky sometimes, I get it. But let's make sure that never ever happens again, okay? And I will be reporting this to HR,this is serious.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Angry enough that I love them, poppy enough that my wife loves them. The perfect band!

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Pshh big deal. I've done most of this. All I need to do is run the marathon and then I'll have done all this cool stuff too.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

When I cut open a big Costco bag and then realize it was a zip-loc

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Come for the rock and roll fury, stay for Joe Strummer demonstrating the rarely seen Rocket Launcher Method for holding a mic stand.

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COUNT

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

a Constitutional amendment mandating that 'turn of the century' only be used to describe the 1800s-1900s

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

How do I tell youtube I'd like it to stop recommending limp bizkit videos

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Typical for the Mariners, we can't achieve anything here either

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Dear music programmers at NHL arenas, they kept making music after 1980. And some of it is pretty good too!

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Greg @gddoubleyou.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Phew. Thank you, walking slab of chuck steak known as Alan Ritchson. Wasn't sure about your politics, would've easily believed the two of you were tight back in the day and still are. I'm happy to be wrong. We needed this one.

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