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AI Horseshit In Games

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Cataloguing the many examples of new, exciting AI Horseshit, extending from and into the future at the 2026 GDC Festival Of Gaming. Please forward any and all relevant horseshit!

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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thank you to all who have followed our journey of spitting up the mother's milk of AI at the GDC Festival of Gaming 2026. With permission, we will continue tracking AI horseshit in games going forward. You are welcome to stay, and free to go.
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I love my tower, where all my friends and I speak the same language as we climb, and we always will! #babel26
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saint 🎠 @saintesoleil.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
been morbidly curious about un*ty’s new ai garbage and got around to watching their gdc update video. and there’s a bit where they go “yeah sometimes setting up ui can be frustrating, so our ai can do that for you.” you Built the Frustrating UI. you have the power to make it Not As Frustrating???
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
hee hee hee, ho ho ho
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You got more room on your plate? How about "GDC went hard in the paint on AI and lost a third of their attendees year over year" bsky.app/profile/mega...
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There were multiple banner ads in the GDC halls that espoused the belief that AI code is sloppy (true) and to use an AI tool for sale to clean it up (what)
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
While attending GDC (Game Developers Conference), I noticed a certain trend among the companies promoting their services:
Our AI-driven technology enables AI-augmented INDUSTRIAL GRADE AI ENGINE FOR AI Girlfriends (Empowered by AI)

#GDC #gamedev #indiedev #gdc2026 #gamedevelopment #gaming #programming #coding #software #programmerhumor
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I often speak to friends and colleagues regarding the game chain. If I had a wife I would speak to her about it as well
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“there is no bubble” i say as i all down the stairs, causing my pants to fall down and show everyone my bare bottom
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Thank u, we luv 2 jornalism
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Selena Price 🙌 学中文 @theselenaprice.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just a couple of booths I saw while on the floor at GDC…
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ugly horseshit
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Joseph Knoop @josephknoop.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Any AI bros wanna meet me for a tangible, production-ready ass-kicking?
A wrestling ring with GDC and Golden Glove branding. Several people are shadow boxing with VR headsets.
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Spencer Hayes @spnkr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The game workers union booth being flanked on all sides by ai booths at GDC feels telling
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Mama Roxy Locktober Enthusiast @mama-roxy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The games industry: how much AI do we need to replace all developers? Meanwhile indies: #gdc
two people standing in front of a giant mouth with a set of teeth in front of them one is brandishing a giant toothbrush and the other a giant floss pick
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Maxx @maxxrogelio.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So much AI bullshit at GDC it’s… disgusting
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Stein Makes Games @steinmakesgames.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Dozens of booths of #GDC advertise "AI-powered something". Various types, but most of which promise their service can generate the entire game for you.
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Robotic Warloc @taikoyaki.com · 12/03/2026
The softtek one doesn't seem TOO bad. The rest are gross. Wonder if GDC is going to feel the hit of all this AI stuff polluting their convention.
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Jake Tucker @jaketucker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
At GDC and the fact the CWA union booth is flanked on all sides by stands claiming to be able to use AI to make development easier feels too on the nose
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Dustin Triplett @dustintriplett.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The amount of generative AI garbage at GDC is disheartening. Someone was peddling free AI-written books about AI, so at least the local homeless population has access to toliet paper. Gotta be a "glass half full" kind of guy in these trying times.
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
If you need a quiet moment take a turn or two through the peaceful Corporate Networking Prisons #GDC #GDC26
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Horseshit (Presented by German Pavilion)
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
“there is no bubble” i say as i all down the stairs, causing my pants to fall down and show everyone my bare bottom
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
COMPUTER, UPLOAD SEXY AI BEAR TO ALL SERVERS IMMEDIATE UPLOAD, COMPUTER PUT HER IN MY META QUEST NOWNOWNOW #GDC #GDC26 #GDC2026
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
AI is The solution 2 all of my Kung-Fu related issues. My son does not kick my ass any more Thank u, AI #GDC #GDC26 #GDC2026
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aaron @prettyobvious.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
also rules seeing they have the bare minimum awareness nobody at GDC wants to see ‘gen ai’ in any pitch even if it’s just rephrasing
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Spooky Key 🎃 🗝🦊✅ @keytryer.net · 11/03/2026
GDC is all AI this year it's crazy. I imagine like the Silicon Valley intro where all the Metaverse stuff gets replaced by AI.
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an aerial view of a city with a facebook sign on the top
ALT: an aerial view of a city with a facebook sign on the top
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Mobile Microtransaction Horseshit
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Broken horseshit :(
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What if I made an AI waifu that hated me, and it WAS Part of It, but she was too good at it and made me feel like my peep was subpar in a REAL non digital way? Grok need response rn plz #GDC26 #GDC #grokdaddyhorny
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Same! I love. It
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/03/2026
I am begging, straight up pleading with these unfathomably rich pieces of shit to take some of that money and buy themselves some eyebrows
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Networking powered by AI has delivered me my ultimate career pairing #GDC #GDC26 #GDC20206
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Deeeeeelicious, and not a whiff of horseshit!
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I went to the AI panel and no one liked when I called the prostate “Nature’s DeepMind” :;( #GDC #GDC26 #googlegeminicanumarrymydad
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m gonna burp
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Mark LaCroix 💾 @marklacroix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Thanks AI, for the #GDC session recommendation. I'll consider attending that one.
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Dan Gerstein @pebby.net · 10/03/2026
The only AI free space in GDC left. They still added microtransaction tents.
Picture of a public park (Yerba buena gardens) full of tents and people with buildings in the background.
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🎀 i'm katey! @bagenzos.house · 09/03/2026
dashcon ball pit but it's the gdc garden
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
From a contributor: AutoMagic patching based on player feedback! A noble solve for all games with bugs, who are doomed to never fix them and live with their failures in perpetuity #GDC #GDC26
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bullshit vanishes, gives way to horseshit
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Horseshit
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Horseshit
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Another exciting day of development! What dawns are YOU most excited to witness today?
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
what use cases did YOU learn about today? make sure to take notes to be able to take back to your senior managers who tripped into their positions over the course of decades of luck! #gdc #gdc26 #gdc2026
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Will Overgard 🔥#1 Wanted: Dead Fan @willovergard.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
These grifts are the last dying gasps of gen AI horseshit At #GDC last year people where still trying to flog NFT's like somehow that was coming back and I'm sure all these companies will be the last to 'Pivot To Gambling'
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It’s the evening, which means the executive movers and shakers are discussing how ChatGPT maximized their efficiencies in doing emails. How long will it take for them to realize their jobs were only emails in the first place? How much of THEIR labor is replaceable?? #GDC #GDC2026 #GDC26
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Taylah @taylahtalksk.com · 09/03/2026
Love to wake up to news of my job being taken over by AI every day
News of a "QA Companion AI" debut by Razer at GDC (Game Developers Conference)
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AI Horseshit In Games @gdc-ai-horseshit.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Gemini set up a meeting for me here but they turned me away because my ChatGPT girlfriend told a CEO he was “baldmaxxing” :/ #GDC #GDC26 #GDC2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
stealing the GDC AI teams thunder by setting up a booth next to it where i write "Diablo Builders" on a whiteboard
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