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@gclimer.bsky.social
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data engineer by day, asleep by night || I like dogs and turtles || he/him post topics include: work-related nonsense, Chattanooga FC, lower league soccer, other nonsense

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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Over the years I've moved more toward ambient music when working. If you're into ambient music, check this album out - skyeterna.bandcamp.com/album/more-t... It's also Bandcamp Friday, so maybe throw a few bucks their way? #ambient #bandcampfriday
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope whoever brought Chinese privet to the United states loved the most miserable life ever. Fuck this shit.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made this film in 2021. Gizmo is dead
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is just the "diagnostic" phase, and I still haven't heard from them today. Not getting a very good feeling from this at all.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dropped my car off at the shop yesterday morning for the first real issue I've had with it. Got a call yesterday at 16:45 that they were still trying to figure out what the problem was (but they were able to reproduce the issue).
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll lock my doors, but I'm not shaving my beard. Sorry.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This heat dome can fuck right off.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've just learned that his full name is "Erectile Dysfunction Shitheadeeran" TIL
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like Ed just SheeRAN the rest of the band and supporting acts off. lol. lmao, even.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of people don't know this but the "sh" in "ed sheeran" stands for "shithead".
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Mitch McConnell is still alive. Witnesses say he kept mumbling something about sugar water, and his wife kept talking about an "Edgar suit".
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Mitch McConnell is still alive. Witnesses say he kept mumbling something about sugar water, and his wife kept talking about an "Edgar suit".
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is your baseline of "enough"?
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can hear this in Jim Haggerty's voice.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lemme guess... Michael Bolton?
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For Dolly
Puzzle of an illustrated Dolly Parton wearing a cowboy hat with a background of rain drops with a rainbow below, and a quote "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry I left your friend/follow request pending for *checks notes* 3 years. I was too busy to click a button, and at this rate, I'm a little too embarrassed to approve it now.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spent two hours at the local golf sim bar yesterday, followed by a thorough washing of my wife's 4Runner, and then spent 45 minutes blasting my saxophone then the other 45 minutes banging a huge bass drum at a soccer match last night. My body is in shambles.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fortunately I knew going in that it was going to be high. We got it slightly lower by listing my wife as the "primary" on the account, but not by much.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Even with all the possible discounts for bundled services, #3 tanked my premiums because my car (WRX) is classified as a "sports car" rather than a "sedan" (it's not even an STI).
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a dentist appointment to pick up my new aligners today, so of course I dreamed that several of my teeth fell out. 🫠
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Johann Huntera @chattwjonathan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Town is pronounced "HWUT-wul"
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You absolutely nailed it. I've never thought about how the pronunciation would be spelled, but this is 100% it.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dickel and Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One year I was given a gigantic charcoal/gas grill/smoker combo. It's easily over 150 lbs. fully assembled, and it took several hours of assembly. I'm all for a project, but the next grilling device I get is being delivered fully assembled.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(I've never played Sable, fwiw)
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not sure if it would fall under "gentle", but if you've never played Braid, it's a fantastic puzzle game with some really good music.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Agreed. Unfortunately I don't think that will ever actually happen.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
Alt: Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I downloaded Words With Friends over the weekend only to discover that 1. It's an even shittier app than it was back in 2011 and full of so much unnecessary gamification 2. I had zero friends So I promptly deleted it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At least it wasn't an egg. (PSA Please don't microwave an egg)
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It feels fantastic at Finley right now. Definitely helped cool things off.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Our Microsoft apps at work have been updated to display "First Name Last Name" everywhere and I am fucking furious. Apparently there's no way to opt-out of this bullshit decision either.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Also, found a ROM hack that allows a second controller during battle, so we can sort of play co-op, which makes it more fun than just watching someone else play.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I recently introduced my 9yo to Super Mario RPG, so if anyone is missing a "Dad of the Year" trophy, don't worry, it's in good hands!
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My daughter has it in a few spots on her arms and legs. Her pediatrician said that in some cases, they'll have a much better time with acne (or no acne!) when that time comes, and that the keratosis typically goes away the older they get.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Wish I had seen this 30 minutes ago. The pop up canopy we set up in the backyard yesterday didn't get staked down (I know I know), so I had to make an emergency run out there to hammer the stakes in when the downpour started.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
David Beckham talks about this on his episode of Smartless - according to him, one of his first questions to MLS execs was "what does your academy system look like?"
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ha! I should have searched first. In fairness, I had no idea refilling a travel tube was even a thing until now.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone needs to create a toothpaste tube coupler.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nevermind. This is a different angle than the one I saw, didn't realize it was a covered trailer.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I would love to know how this actually happened. My current working theory is that the driver flicked a lit cigarette out the window and it landed in the trailer.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you're passing through Murphy, NC, stop by Big @nicklutsko.bsky.social BBQ for a quick bite!
Big Nick's BBQ menu
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
A black and white photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a late-70's Wendy's uniform, standing in front of the grill in a Wendy's kitchen, holding a burger,  and flexing with a manic grin
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm prepared to be disappointed in the whole of Hamilton County if he gets re-elected.
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