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@gclimer.bsky.social
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data engineer by day, asleep by night || I like dogs and turtles || he/him post topics include: work-related nonsense, Chattanooga FC, lower league soccer, other nonsense

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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Over the years I've moved more toward ambient music when working. If you're into ambient music, check this album out - skyeterna.bandcamp.com/album/more-t... It's also Bandcamp Friday, so maybe throw a few bucks their way? #ambient #bandcampfriday
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope whoever brought Chinese privet to the United states loved the most miserable life ever. Fuck this shit.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critics are calling it the greatest 7-minute album of all time
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made this film in 2021. Gizmo is dead
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dropped my car off at the shop yesterday morning for the first real issue I've had with it. Got a call yesterday at 16:45 that they were still trying to figure out what the problem was (but they were able to reproduce the issue).
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll lock my doors, but I'm not shaving my beard. Sorry.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This heat dome can fuck right off.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've just learned that his full name is "Erectile Dysfunction Shitheadeeran" TIL
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like Ed just SheeRAN the rest of the band and supporting acts off. lol. lmao, even.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A lot of people don't know this but the "sh" in "ed sheeran" stands for "shithead".
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Mitch McConnell is still alive. Witnesses say he kept mumbling something about sugar water, and his wife kept talking about an "Edgar suit".
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Mitch McConnell is still alive. Witnesses say he kept mumbling something about sugar water, and his wife kept talking about an "Edgar suit".
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can hear this in Jim Haggerty's voice.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For Dolly
Puzzle of an illustrated Dolly Parton wearing a cowboy hat with a background of rain drops with a rainbow below, and a quote "If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry I left your friend/follow request pending for *checks notes* 3 years. I was too busy to click a button, and at this rate, I'm a little too embarrassed to approve it now.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spent two hours at the local golf sim bar yesterday, followed by a thorough washing of my wife's 4Runner, and then spent 45 minutes blasting my saxophone then the other 45 minutes banging a huge bass drum at a soccer match last night. My body is in shambles.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/08/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a dentist appointment to pick up my new aligners today, so of course I dreamed that several of my teeth fell out. 🫠
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Johann Huntera @chattwjonathan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Town is pronounced "HWUT-wul"
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dickel and Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I downloaded Words With Friends over the weekend only to discover that 1. It's an even shittier app than it was back in 2011 and full of so much unnecessary gamification 2. I had zero friends So I promptly deleted it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!!
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Our Microsoft apps at work have been updated to display "First Name Last Name" everywhere and I am fucking furious. Apparently there's no way to opt-out of this bullshit decision either.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I recently introduced my 9yo to Super Mario RPG, so if anyone is missing a "Dad of the Year" trophy, don't worry, it's in good hands!
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone needs to create a toothpaste tube coupler.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you're passing through Murphy, NC, stop by Big @nicklutsko.bsky.social BBQ for a quick bite!
Big Nick's BBQ menu
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
A black and white photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing a late-70's Wendy's uniform, standing in front of the grill in a Wendy's kitchen, holding a burger,  and flexing with a manic grin
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Kelly² @anarchakelly.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
lmfao
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Do you know if so-and-so is going to send an email regarding this?" I don't know, have you tried asking them instead of wasting my time?
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We're in the process of migrating our data warehouse to a new platform. Today is "soft shutdown" day, which is really just revoking access to the current system. April 1st couldn't have been a more appropriate day for this, and I look forward to calling all the whiners and complainers fools.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Is there anything worse than getting a message on Teams on a Friday after 4PM from somebody that you've never ever chatted or spoken with? There's no way this is going to be a pleasant interaction.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Instructions to developers: 1. Do your normal stuff here 2. E-mail this DL (mailto link includes default subject and body templates) Do you: a. Send message via Teams to a member of DL in step #2 or... #devTales
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's that time of year again! Breakfast With Buddies Watch 2026 1 e-mail specifically for BWB 2 reminders in newletters Running Count: 3
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
DON'T 👏 STAND 👏 DIRECTLY 👏 IN 👏 FRONT 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 ELEVATOR 👏
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If you consistently join meetings 5+ minutes before it starts, then I'm going to assume that you don't have enough work to fill your time. If you're joining 10+ minutes before, then I KNOW you don't have enough work to fill your time.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Some kids grew up playing "The Floor is Lava", but I grew up playing "Porcupines and Scorpions". I like my version better.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hello again to my arch nemesis, Azure DevOps Pipeline variables.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
youtu.be
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
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Johann Huntera @chattwjonathan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Chattanooga winter weather update for Tuesday 1/20: Likely Start Time: Early Saturday End of Precip: Sunday night End of Impact: Tuesday Likelihood of Snow >3": 50% Likelihood of Freezing rain >0.25": 35% Moderate Impact Likelihood: 65% Major Impact Likelihood: 15% (likely to rise) #TNwx
NWS Nashville graphic showing a map of middle TN with Chance for >3in of snow.  Nashville is 65% and Chattanooga is 50%.NWS Morristown graphic of Probabilistic Winter Storm Severity Index.  For Minor impact, More than 60% for most of Tennessee, and higher by Nashville.  And 10% for Chattanooga, and rising to 30% for northern TN, with chances likely to rise.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Me: Hey cyberthreat team, why do these old files in this temp directory keep having their access time updated? It looks like something is scanning them every 4 weeks on Wednesday at 16:30 CTM: We don't have anything that scans every 4 weeks on Wednesday at 16:30 1/2
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My Lyft driver last night was a true bozo. He started the ride telling me how he's definitely not racist, and then proceeded to say a bunch of dumb shit that definitely makes him racist. And while that's truly awful, a bit unsurprising. The true "WFT?" moment for me, though, came after that. 1/3
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Peter McCabe @mccabemontreal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Fried pussycat
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Fuck you if you're setting off fireworks on Christmas Eve or any other night.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Guess what isn't open today. The doggy daycare where my dog goes. Guess how I found out...
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Just turned off notifications for my work apps. The next 10 days will be bliss.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Proud to say I've never created a TikTok account and have never installed the app. Any visits to the site have been purely accidental. If you still have TikTok, the best time to remove it was to never install it in the first place. The second best time is now.
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gclimer @gclimer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My lunch ticket number was 666, and the guy making my food refused to call it out. I told him I was hanging onto my ticket as a badge of honor. If you're not down with the devil, I don't want you making my BLT wrap! 😈
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