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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 19/10/2026

Well, it's not as funny as when she ran for mayor and we kept saying, "it's the Marys vs the Bottoms!" But it'll do for now.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 18/10/2026

To everyone asking how I'm doing today:

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 18/10/2026

Woke up to this again. I really gotta get it taken care of.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 18/10/2026

Get you a man who rubs his finger around your hole like Jon Ossoff rubs his around the tip of this beer bottle.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 18/10/2026

Finally saw some WiFi 7. And there used to be some better wifi names around here.

9:03 58°° edes-5G Connected
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Available networks
Starfleet Command
Swedes-6G Auto reconnect turned off
FOIBA
REIDMAE
Swedes-24G
Swedes-Guest
The Collective
YNWA
YukisPlace
asdfghjkl
EatThatHorse
Littlequeenchi
Lombardy Huis
PapiKaiGati
Pipers Place
Secret Service
Twinb6541-24G
WubzyWubzyWowWow
xfinitywifi
ChezEnzo
Add network

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 17/10/2026

What the shit UPS?? It's 65° sunny with clear blue skies today. And your truck was like 3 blocks away when I checked 2 hours ago! JFC.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 16/10/2026

Share a random movie GIF! 🎥🖤

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie. (But I have so many! I can't pick just one.)

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

Get you a man that looks at you like Jon Ossoff. 🫠

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

I bet he still got em! Just like them dimples I bet he can't get rid of em!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

Just chillin, bro. What up?

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

Joe Dombrowski's show is surprisingly educational!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

Forgot to post this from yesterday. Feels like days ago. My sense of time is warped anymore.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 15/10/2026

I'm wearing the tank version today. Because global warming.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 14/10/2026

One of my fave Archer lines...

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 14/10/2026

If you see this, post a witch.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 14/10/2026

If nobody got the reference it was Cokie Monster Pam Poovey.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13/10/2026

Eat a dick, global warming.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13/10/2026

Post failed earlier 🙄 Boobage be boobaging. Maybe not my best look but on the hottest day in Atlanta in 72 years I was like let's wear white but make it GAY!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13/10/2026

Here I wake up hard and am scrolling porn but next tying I know I'm lol'ing my ass off because there's a music video in the middle of my "After Dark" feed 😂

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 13/10/2026

Somebody fixed that cunt towel dispenser.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

And I even got to wear the Tommy corderoy jacket I bought on clearance in the summer. Fuck, I need to shave!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Sporting my @himbostuff.com bag with my Volante SNW Ops shirt at the hospital. There's that cunt paper towel dispenser again 😡

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Staging for parallel communication array installation (scheduled later today). Starfleet Communications analysis underway for implementation of VGer Next Gen Network prioritizing segregation & optimization during configuration. Pathfinder & MIDAS to be depricated as EOL. #StarTrek #StarfleetCom

Left: Pathfinder (Asus RT-AX89X router) + MIDAS (Arris w6u 6E access point) currently in operation as primary network gateway/AP.

Right: VGer (newly unboxed Asus GT-BE98 PRO router)

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 10/10/2026

Have I mentioned how I make this shit look GOOD? Or maybe it makes me look good, whatever. #StarTrek #TheRiker

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 09/10/2026

Homophobic hospital bathroom lighting. That cunt paper towel dispenser is next to me. Somebody set it to give a tad more out but it's still stingy.

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