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I fucking HATE reverse polish Mac shit. I'm sorry, after 30 years I can't unlearn ctrl-c & ctrl-v.

Here I wake up hard and am scrolling porn but next tying I know I'm lol'ing my ass off because there's a music video in the middle of my "After Dark" feed 😂

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 08/06/2025

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 2h

Just opened the app and I get some pit from you...nice!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 8h

Awww that's my favorite part

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 10h

Somebody fixed that cunt towel dispenser.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 14h

one but I didn't even disconnect anything so couldn't have been that. Maybe I was doing it in my sleep who knows. I want the newer network to be more secure so going to think thru all the settings.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 14h

Yeah I was running that and there were alternate servers and it had been like that for a while. I'm not sure what happened but some settings were off but it also had me flush ram and god knows what else. Was worried because I had only physically moved it out of the cabinet to make room for the new

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 16h

You know, I don't think I had much anxiety over the last dramatic week. But now suddenly I'm getting that "freeze" feeling. I think I'm made to work under stress. Or was conditioned because of my corporate servitude. Whatever, need to get in the shower but want to sleep now that I fixed the network.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 16h

Je-sus! I don't know how the hell it happened but somehow I fucked up the dns settings on my router and it took me all day with the AI to fix it. They are often not very efficient. And I haven't even started on the new one! Fml and I need to get up to the hospital soon.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 16h

Yeah, just act like nothing happened. If somebody presses it just say, "yeah I had to go 🤷🏼 sorry."

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12/10/2026

Irish Goodbye. 💯 the best way. 🥷

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12/10/2026

Dear Admiral, This is Starfleet Emergency Response Service on a Priority One channel. We have analyzed your tricorder telemetry & determined the mass of nerves/bones belonging to your crew may respond positively to an Ancient Earth musician Enya. Attaching a promising recording to try. Good luck.

youtu.be

Enya - Orinoco Flow (Official Video)

YouTube video by enyatv

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12/10/2026

Please do not be offended. I'm simply too tired tonight to hit like on your tweets.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12/10/2026

The surveillance state has always existed and will persist long after we're dust.

youtube.com

Your printer is snitching on you

YouTube video by Hannah Fry

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 12/10/2026

I'm so highly over this day. It's pride Sunday and I have 2 apartments to myself but I'm just too exhausted to even think about dealing with a guy let alone even taking a shower.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Oh man, really unfortunate Cmdr Sonak's son suffered the same fate as his father. Oh well. Hey, can somebody check the archives to make sure Ensign Matt Franklin didn't have any relatives in Starfleet? That would be a messy coinky-dink, wouldn't it lol.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

And I even got to wear the Tommy corderoy jacket I bought on clearance in the summer. Fuck, I need to shave!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Oh my grandmother had a percolator (she was depression era so was OLD in the 1980s). I can still hear that thing.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

I just realized that me saying "spousal unit" all the time is a V'Ger call back. I STG I totally didn't pick it with that intent. And I've been using that phrase on social media for several years! 😂😂😂

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Will & Grace: The Clone Wars

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Hell, this was just Publix brand "Kona". So a blend for sure.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

I don't know what that even is!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Sporting my @himbostuff.com bag with my Volante SNW Ops shirt at the hospital. There's that cunt paper towel dispenser again 😡

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

I think it depends on the what and the who.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Oh I'm fast. I have the setup. I used to do it regularly, I just stopped for some reason. I guess cleanup is a pain.

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

I would like to remind the class that a cumdump, by definition, is no load refused. If you're gonna pick & choose loads based on dick size or how the person it's attached to looks or acts, you're just a regular slut. I don't make the rules. Actually, as Lord of The Gays®, I do make the rules. 🖕

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I just made coffee in my French press for the first time in YEARS and it's almost orgasmic! Fuck that keurig pos. I gotta stop being lazy and grind some beans!

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Staging for parallel communication array installation (scheduled later today). Starfleet Communications analysis underway for implementation of VGer Next Gen Network prioritizing segregation & optimization during configuration. Pathfinder & MIDAS to be depricated as EOL. #StarTrek #StarfleetCom

Left: Pathfinder (Asus RT-AX89X router) + MIDAS (Arris w6u 6E access point) currently in operation as primary network gateway/AP.

Right: VGer (newly unboxed Asus GT-BE98 PRO router)

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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 11/10/2026

Oh look! @ellecordova.bsky.social with a SANE, RATIONAL & RESEARCHED take on AI data centers instead of more useless hysteria. Learn something lemmings. For the love of god, please learn something: youtube.com/shorts/Zg8C9...