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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy

@gateau.bsky.social
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Mother, Managing Director of The Improv Centre, mystery craver, rhinestone magpie, student of Yiddish and silversmithing, Hotsy Flashy burlesque, chaos bi, ex-lawyer, forever NYer, knitter, nosher. She/her/זי. Vancouver 🏳️‍🌈🌸💜🦋 hotsyflashy.etsy.com

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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m serving age-appropriate board meeting executive today —silver and pearl earrings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social —ombre freshwater pearl necklace in cream to black I got in an auction —usual rings and watch
Wearing this with a black and white striped cotton blouse
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This thread shows two of the items from the Wings inventory I most have my eye on, but I will still be very happy if one or two of you lovely people grab them for yourselves before I can get to them
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have to share this first photo of my act from the official Saskatoon International Burlesque Festival photographer, Ken Greenhorn. He’s just unreal Was moved to receive the Glitter Guru award last night, for being an old broad in burlesque. I really appreciate being seen as a performer of age!
Performer on a blue-lit stage spreading open a leopard satin dressing gown to reveal black garters and tassels
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A little taste from the Saskatoon International Burlesque Festival
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ya know, maybe if employers are so concerned about the niceties of people carrying a beverage into an interview they could hold up their end of the bargain and actually let you know if you didn’t get the job
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey I got interviewed for this article!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who would like to come over and pack my stuff for the Saskatoon Burlesque Festival for me? I have to leave the house in a mere 12 hours
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For something like 27 years now, my husband and I have had a running joke about the late, lamented Le Beaver Club at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal Today I got these three charms, including, yes indeed, the hotel
Three silver charms on cards—a map of Canada, the Queen Elizabeth hotel, and the Lion’s Gate Bridge in Vancouver
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course the Western Mass. lesbian bar story is full of tidbits to make people snicker (clown school! Neopronouns!) and of course it’s about Covid safety on one level but looked at more broadly it’s a familiar story to anyone who has worked on a community-engaged project or business
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why can’t this happen to my business? Would make a nice change from grant writing and donor campaigns
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All hail the miracle that is Ponds Cold Cream, which was the sum total of my mother’s and grandmother’s skin care routine, along with a warm washcloth. Got all the layers of makeup and glue right off my face tonight with no fuss
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miss Marlene Dietrich in the Oktoburlesque haus to benefit Hot & Heavy Burlesque
Dressed in a tuxedo and top hat with Miss Marlene’s iconic makeup My hair tucked up to look like a bob, wearing a tuxedo shirt cut into a halter with a black rhinestoned bow tie
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is something comforting to this transplanted New Yorker about experiencing the many ways in which BC politics, too, are a clusterfuck of monumental proportions
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing like the night before a show to test out blocking out my eyebrows for the first time. Took an emergency trip to the Shoppers makeup department and trying again
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Raphael Gutteridge @rafe-gutteridge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sorry, they’re putting ads in fortune cookies now? Capitalism is starting to feel a little too heavy-handed in its imagery
An open fortune cookie on a white desk, the fortune paper is a yellow ad for a finance company
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My eye is always caught by these. Do I love them for how lovely they are? Yes. And do I love them for the poetry of their component names (strawberry quartz, fire rose, green garnet, etc)? Also yes
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Follow up: I absolutely regret the Blue Raspberry Crush. I have a pretty high tolerance for candy and sweet junk but while the colour is beautiful it is absolutely disgusting
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bought proper dinner food, of course, but grocery shopping with my 15 year old, I also consented to the addition of hot wing Ruffles and blue raspberry Crush with a chaser of gummy snakes and I have zero regrets
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I found two pairs of jeans and two pairs of adorable pants THAT FIT ME AND WERE ON SALE FOR $35 EACH today plus my favourite blouse in another colour also on sale and feel I should buy a lottery ticket
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t understand how any of this is still in the shop!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love this one whenever I see it because you can see the artist’s thought process of seeing that scalloped wave in the stone as the edges of a bird’s wings and building around that idea
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am having the most fun ever creating a Marlene Dietrich act. Doesn’t require dancing, just lots of cabaret-style posing and vamping and I get to interact with the audience AND I learned to tie a bow tie. And made a tuxedo-themed panty! Definitely one for the repertoire
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These are so great. Something about them really speaks to me
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"NO ONE goes under the fucking bus." That's got to be your bright red line, your hard and fast rule, and you can never deviate from it. Because NO ONE goes under the fucking bus.
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some day I am getting one of these amazing pieces with the little hands
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw a Mercedes SUV today with a sticker that said "Elderly Driver, Please Be Patient" where you would normally see a "Student Driver" sticker and honestly, I want one
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This Jarritos grapefruit soda is giving me life today
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fri-yay! Pairing stones, a happy gift from the earth, with my summer-fall transitional sweater —citrine and peridot hoops in silver from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social —turquoise and topaz pendant on torc —silver link bracelet with charms —rings and watch and la la la
Wearing these with a sweater made of self-striping yarn in orange, olive, pale green, and turquoise
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Danced so hard in non-breathable silver costume that I am now sprawled on the sofa with little hope of making it upstairs to bed Show tomorrow is going to rock! Beyond Bizarre at Lanalous, 8pm
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gold day! —gold over sterling dangle earrings with little rose cut diamonds —Herkimer diamond wrapped in gold wire on a chain —lapis and gold bangle —yet another weird cocktail ring of my grandmother’s, this one citrine in a gold wrapped bypass setting —etc and so forth
At my desk in a white and blue striped blouse and glasses
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone needs to buy me this immediately So ancient and so modern all together. I love it
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got into bed early and my cat is keeping herself busy by attacking my feet under the duvet
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i just licked a malachite cabochon on my bracelet to see if it would put me out of my misery of reading the internet today and no dice
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rocking the turquoise today —turquoise with a little topaz pendant on silver torc —turquoise and malachite bracelet by @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social —turquoise and malachite earrings by Darcy at Splurge jewelry —usual blah blah —actually put on eyeliner today, what a concept
Wearing a denim blouse and my glasses on top of my head to hold my hair back
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw an auction item where the only description is "Vintage Skull Bracelet - Over 100 Skulls" and if that's not intriguing I don't know what is
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s labradorite day here chez gateau —silver torc with lab and topaz pendant from Nepal —lab stud earrings in silver frames from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social - these have become a real staple for me —silver chain bracelet with some charms —lab ring, topaz ring, diamond band etc
Wearing a blouse with periwinkle and peach sort of floral pattern
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How can anyone be expected to get up on a Monday morning when this is the nearest role model for staying passed out and comfy?
Small cute cat sprawled out on a duvet with her little paw curled just so
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It really does look like beautiful blue corn! Having worn my @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social beaded necklace today, one thing I’ll say is that it feels utterly secure and solid. Sometimes when I wear beads I worry all day that I’ll snag and break the strand or clasp but never with these
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here is an epic earring thread to end all earring threads. Amazingly accessible prices for these thoughtful, beautiful, and highly skilled works of wearable art
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getting ready for the Peretz Centre High Holidays observance. Feeling fall! —silver and pearl earrings —Moonflower necklace from @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social —silver chain bracelet i made slowly turning into a charm bracelet —labradorite ring i made —usual rings, watch, etc
Sitting in an atrium in from of a plant wearing a rust linen dress
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These are amazing and I am trying to figure out how to get myself out of jewelry jail but in the meantime if someone else bought them I wouldn’t be (too) mad about it
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey @joliekitsune.bsky.social look what just ended up on the chain I made
Silver bracelet chain with a silver filigree heart charm
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SCREAMING. This would be like wearing light itself
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This thread is in my top 10 favourite things on the internet
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My friend Charlotte gathered up some babes for a mistletoe-themed photoshoot. So I thought it wouldn’t be off-base to wear my Magic Wand pearl earrings. Also my Art Nouveau-style lady face ring and a string of freshwater seed pearls with gold beads
Made up like a kissing maiden with a wreath of flowers in my hair and a plunging neck white dress
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well it’s a good thing I didn’t decide to host a Rosh Hashanah dinner this weekend because the kitchen sink suddenly decided to get clogged without apparent cause Happy fucking new year to me
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 12/09/2026
This 👇👇👇 🎨
💚 Your artist and designer friends probably aren't as full of themselves as you think.

Please remember: they share their work and accomplishments all the time as a matter of survival. No one else will be their hype man.

That grant? It's the only thing keeping them going during these slow months.

This flashy opportunity? They have been trying to make it happen for a year with only hope to keep them going and it's finally happening!

That exhibit? It's the only one they got into out of the 15 they submitted for.

That new painting they posted? They kinda need it to sell so they can pay the rent next month.

So be kind in your thoughts. Imagine if your job required social media presence on four platforms to make sure ends meet.

And if you see your friends or acquaintances post art that you like, please share it! It can make all the difference sometimes.

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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s sweater weather (well, at least here it is) and all hand knits are on sale in my shop for September. Flowers can be tied in a variety of ways or detached from the lariat and worn as a pin or in the hair. I can also custom knit in your choice of colour or flower hotsyflashy.etsy.com
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did you know labradorite comes banded like this? I DID NOT KNOW!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My brother in law has been staying with us for two days and he and I have already managed to fuck up the kitchen sink and cause his brother/my husband to despair of us
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