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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy

@gateau.bsky.social
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Mother, Managing Director of The Improv Centre, mystery craver, rhinestone magpie, student of Yiddish and silversmithing, Hotsy Flashy burlesque, chaos bi, ex-lawyer, forever NYer, knitter, nosher. She/her/זי. Vancouver 🏳️‍🌈🌸💜🦋 hotsyflashy.etsy.com

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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 1h
I am supposed to do a shoot as this character this weekend and now I think I should wait until I have it
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 1h
YES PLEASE!!!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 3h
That sounds really pretty though!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 3h
Two earrings I lack are a good black and a red. I have a deco-style pair with onyx and marcasite that I thought about wearing but I wanted something a little more minimalist today
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 3h
Today I have another nice auction find —black bead and cloisonné necklace —black and cinnabar carved bangle that belong to my grandmother —oval gold vermeil dangle earrings —usual other stuff
Looking very adult in a white cotton blouse and my glasses
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 5h
Is there such thing as a Citizens Ticket like a Citizens Arrest? Because I could get into that
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 15h
Her whole patterning is just gorgeous and would make an amazing fabric pattern. I love this idea. I would buy a Liora dress in a snap
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 15h
I kind of wish I had polka dot legs sometimes
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 15h
She has the best pattern
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 15h
I think we all deserve one
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 16h
Is this or is this not a queer shop? A titty angel riding a dolphin is mandatory
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17h
Could do rainbow suspenders like Mork from Ork
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17h
Well, true Currently I am trawling Poshmark for boiled wool cardigans in acceptable colours Back in the 80s when vintage rhinestone pins were huge, we wore them on embroidered and beaded cardigans over 50s prom dresses but I think my ability to pull off that look is long gone
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17h
Ooooh HOTT
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17h
If that is the TD building in Toronto in the middle I must buy it for @rafe-gutteridge.bsky.social as it is his favourite building
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 17h
AN EGGBEATER IS NOT A HOBBY, HILLARY!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 19h
All the fashion magazines say to do things like put them in your hair or the low back of a sweater or something but what about for everyday kind of people? And my instinct is to group them so it needs to be sturdy enough fabric to hold up to that
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 19h
Ok honestly I want to talk about wearing brooches. There are so many great ones out there in every material and price point from costume to fine jewelry. But how to wear them so they look cool? I don’t wear things with lapels anymore
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
UH OH I am now the proud owner of a cursed cat brooch I blame all you goblins
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
All I can say is they are v cute frogs
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
Though this view is quite a bit cuter and more catlike
Another angle on the koo-koo cat brooch that shows the cat rolling on its back in a cute way
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
It's like some unholy union of a cat and a monkey
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
Guess who succumbed and put in a bid? I have never hoped more for a sniping to come along and save me from my own misguided decisions
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 20h
This is so inspiring for a newly-minted junior silver maker! What a groovy idea And all these animals remind me - I carelessly let a Navajo sterling and turquoise grasshopper brooch slip through my fingers. I have a collection growing of bugs in that style, so if you see any, please grab!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21h
Oh good god, what if I end up with a collection of bizarre animal jewelry in shades of turquoise and red? I think it's the eyes on this one that freak me out. If they'd picked malachite or something it might not have looked so disturbing
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21h
Buckling in to see some really weird shit
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21h
I am tempted! It's just so.....unique?
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 21h
Someone needs to buy this truly cursed brooch from the Ontario Goodwill eBay page and that person should really not be me
Brooch in the shape of a cat with a ball of yarn completely covered in turquoise cabochons with red eye cabochons. It looks demonic and not in a good way
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23h
Glorious! I have a couple of double-sided wrap items and I just love to be able to flip it to one side or another depending on how I feel about it that day
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I get it! Incredible stuff
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23h
I mean seriously, people, someone needs to snap up these brilliant earrings
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 23h
I would like to roll around in it like Scrooge McDuck
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
❤️❤️❤️ that is so sweet!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sporting some of my good auction finds —Bali-style amethyst necklace —amethyst earrings from local shop Crystal Ark —tanzanite and silver ring —topaz and diamond rings —my growing charm bracelet that I made —watch but forgot my hair band!
Wearing this with a blouse I thrifted in shades of coral, peach, periwinkle, and navy. I tried both my amethyst and blue topaz necklaces with it and the amethyst was closest, but I wish I had a tanzanite one to coordinate
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, what we learned having our third is that you can no longer play one-on-one, you have to play the zone
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’ve done an amazing thing
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one could be quite this ludicrous, it’s true!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just lucky I guess!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh how marvellous! Such rich colour and I love how you can see right through that gorgeously clear smoky quartz. A contender!
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pendant AND the teeny bird-flipping ring are sheer perfection
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn’t it MAJESTIC???
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<gibbers incoherently>
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I apply with this act to the NM burlesque festival you must be my plus one
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sunday night QueerVC derangement sets in—Thong Bug Burlesque: Who Wore it Best?
Posing in a gold panty, red bra, and draped in a ruffled turquoise crinoline The thong bug ring: a turquoise scarab with lapis eyes and a thong-like gold band with red stone dots
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is really stunning
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would murder for this, and maybe it will be around (doubt it) once I finish paying for THE THONG BUG who is coming home to me at long last
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhh 🚫
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I now have two of these, one with a latch, one open, because @hillarymonahan.bsky.social taught me well. I wear one probably 3-4 days a week with various pendants. Best investment ever
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am such a sucker for a pendant with an ornate back 🚫
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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy @gateau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good work there! A worthy item with which to celebrate
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