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Alexander CW (ガルツォ)

@gartzolicious.bsky.social
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Zarauztarra del bigote sepsi, co-autor de MNB. He sortit a l’APM. ⚾️ Chicago Cubs 🏈 Dallas Cowboys 📍Londinium

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Nacho Vigalondo @vigalondo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🏈 Tots al Blitz! S10E08 🏈 🫂 Aquesta setmana fem un crossover amb en Marc Alonso i en Guillem Àlvarez de "el Condado", que han vingut a divertir-se al Hormi...a Tots al Blitz! 🚨 Arriben les primeres urgències! Equips que ja no poden fallar més 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Yg...
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔙 A la tercera va la vençuda i després de la week tres torna "la jornada segons en Gartzo" amb el nostre català de Texas. 🙏 Perdó, volíem dir el nostre basc londinenc, @gartzolicious.bsky.social. 🤔 I a vosaltres us agraden tots aquests nous uniformes?
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Alexander CW (ガルツォ) @gartzolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sigue Alonso! VAMOS HOSTIAAAA!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who needs bottle service when you have self-service?
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
EVERYONE SAY “POSTSEASON” ON THREE.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nicer. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Chicken 1: You'd look nicer if you smiled.
Chicken 2: You'd look nicer if you #@$*ed off.
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Pedro @hjorvik.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Negocios del mundo, esta campaña es mucho mejor y tiene mucho más alcance que cualquier mierda generada por un LLM. Daos cuenta de una vez.
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🏈Tots al Blitz! S10E06🏈 🎉 Han tornat les defenses! (Amb una setmana de demora, com rodalies) 🫠 Els Raiders són bons? I els Saints? Quins Rams són els de veritat? 👉 youtu.be/GoDrKAEMQFU?...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Bombín @bombin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Recados, los side quests de la vida.
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
5 o'clock somewhere
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🏈Tots al Blitz! S10E05🏈 🫡Arriba la segona jornada de l'NFL més intensa de les últimes temporades. 👉 La prèvia: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t24p...
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Drill. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Captain Pirate Chicken stands on a tiny island, looking out to sea.
"I'm starting to feel like the 'Practice Mutiny Drill' was a real mutiny."
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope you like Sprint races... F1's 2027 calendar features 10 of them, starting with the season opener in Bahrain, then Australia, Japan, Canada, Monaco, Great Britain, Italy, Brazil, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi. Turkish Grand Prix is 3rd October, and Portugal returns on June 20th. #F1
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Alexander CW (ガルツォ) @gartzolicious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Primer párrafo para enmarcar, ya (no es el que sale en la cita).
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Antonio Martínez Ron @aberron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Elegir no hablar de un genocidio es la definición de ser cómplice, Ed.
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Alexander CW (ガルツォ) @gartzolicious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
El “I don’t take sides” me tiene bailando. “Ni de izquierdas ni de derechas” tiene un nuevo amigo.
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When it comes to sports, believe what your eyes tell you, not these fake ass experts on TV. They all work for the sports betting industry now.
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El bronques dels Broncos @broncosbronques.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo le llamaría circuito de MaDream, por que la siesta que me he pegado por aburrido de la vuelta 5 hasta una antes del final ha sido de récord! 😅
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Alexander CW (ガルツォ) @gartzolicious.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Sirkito de Madring” 🥹
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This high
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Galleto Fontanedo @coponnnn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No, el fascismo no aparece porque la democracia haya decepcionado a la gente. Aparece cuando el capitalismo necesita que la gente decepcionada culpe a cualquiera menos al capitalismo.
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine being 20 years old, experiencing THAT podium, with everyone singing THAT national anthem back at you. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Alexander CW (ガルツォ) @gartzolicious.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ahhhh, Leclerc 😢😢
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
THERE'S GOOD AND THEN THERE'S PETE.
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jaw is still on the floor, btw.
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flavio Briatore has come out fighting in the team principal's presser after the Gasly ruling: "One of the judges was linked with McLaren. We have a picture of him; he gave a speech for McLaren in 2018, he has a foundation called 'One Drop Foundation' [...] It was quite unfair (cont) #F1 #ItalianGP
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Confirmation that Antonelli will take a back-of-the-grid penalty for taking a new Internal Combustion Engine, Control Electronics and Energy Store. Albon will also join for taking new PU components. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Remember Pierre Gasly's penalty in Monaco? Well, that has been reinstated. McLaren and Red Bull have successfully overturned the penalty after appealing to the FIA International Court of Appeal. Gasly is now classified as finishing 7th place, losing his 3rd place podium. #F1
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🏈 Tots al Blitz! S10E02 🏈 🔔 S'acosta la primera jornada de l'NFL!! Però abans fem la prèvia de totes les divisions de l'AFC 📎Avui anem per feina però no tot serà futbol americà... 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHU...
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Safety Car will feature a special Cars-inspired livery for the #ItalianGP, while an actual life-size Lightning McQueen will make an appearance by doing an honorary lap. #F1
F1 Safety Car (Mercedes-AMG GT 63 PRO 4MATIC+) alongside Lightning McQueen, seven-time Piston Cup champion.
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Quim Testar @quimtestar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Us deixo aquí una reconstrucció històrica de com es van fer les piràmides.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reflexes
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Andrés Diplotti @diplotti.com · 27/08/2026
El libro dice que los Nazgûl son los siervos más temibles del Sauron, y después: —Un granjero echa a uno amenazándolo con los perros —Apuñalan almohadas —Los echan de la Comarca a los gritos —Se los lleva puestos una ola —Matan al más bravo con un tecnicismo legal Son personajes de comedia.
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🏈Tots al Blitz! S10E01🏈 ⛵ Per fi hem superat l'odissea de la post temporada ✏️ Comencem amb l'anàlisi de tots els equips de l'NFC 👀 I una mica de tot allò que hem vist i fet aquest estiu. Que sabem que és el que més us agrada. 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey4t...
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We've all been there
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Polymniah @polymniah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Writing Vertebrate @mecha-2ri.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎉Torna Tots al Blitz! Torna la il·lusió! 🏈Dijous 27 d'agost estrena de la 10ª temporada del primer programa en català dedicat a l'NFL 🌈Com sempre amb tota l'actualitat i anàlisi en profunditat. I també parlarem de l'NFL. Una estona. Gairebé segur que ho farem, no patiu. 👉 linktr.ee/nfl_encatala
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perfect
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Patricia Fernández de Lis @pflis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
La familia de Dolly Parton acaba de compartir en sus redes su fallecimiento. Nos deja una diosa. No solo musicalmente (compuso miles de canciones). Donó dinero para la vacuna de la covid. Apoyó el movimiento LGTBIQ+ y los derechos de las mujeres y las minorías raciales. Hasta siempre, jefa
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Dolly Parton Wink
ALT: Dolly Parton Wink
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Otis B. Driftwood @obdriftwood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Un mundo en el que se muere Dolly Parton antes que Donald Trump es un mundo mucho más feo.
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Verstappen vs 100: Red Bull says Verstappen is taking on 100 drivers in the world's biggest go-kart race next month. Taking place at Silverstone on 16 September, the event will stream on Disney+ and feature fellow sports stars, streamers, and fans. #F1
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Red Bull announces Verstappen has extended his contract with the team until 2030. The previous ran until 2028. Verstappen: "We have the best people and I’m excited to keep working together with everyone to get back to the top again. This remains the ultimate goal." #F1 #DutchGP
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NFL en català (+ Tots al Blitz! a Catalunya Ràdio) @nflencatala.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ei, com va tot? Res, que estem a mitjans d'agost i resulta que hi ha un tema que es veu que ja està començant. Us sona?
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