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GarrettAtWork

@garrettatwork.bsky.social
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Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat. I like politics, the Timbers, Blazers and satirical comedy probably in that order.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I look at the news and find out the dumbass at the DOD wants to put an execution on air. Sincerely Hegseth and Trump can go fuck themselves.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just despicable people. All of them. It’s not just that they’re corrupt and shitty at their jobs - they’re terrible humans.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone believe a damned word Bezos says? Amazon is one of the worst places to work in the world says everyone that worked for Amazon.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much coffee really reminds me how I don't drink coffee all that much anymore. I am so jacked on caffeine right now. This is great.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I have been advertised to every time I engage with media, billboards, bus stops, Tubi pause screens, Nextdoor posts, podcasts, PTA brunches, car bumpers, and in-person conversations. I’m here to tell you that it’s still not enough. I can’t decide, and I require more guidance." buff.ly/EzqKfvN
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I Live in a Swing State and I Am Going to Need to See More Political Ads, Please
“Consider me stupid. Pour money into my state and strangle every aspect of the parts of life I use to acquire information to make choices. Ruin my television...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not that anyone needs a reminder but this man has the nuclear codes. Far too many people will just shrug this off or find some way to justify it. But Trump is unwell, incoherent, and a danger to us all.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh Dennis Hastert died? Rest in hell you piece of human garbage.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is an amazing amount of weird TV shows from the 1960s on youtube. This is sort of fun going down this rabbit hole of things I think I may have seen reruns of in the early 80s.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure if the point of Angela Paxton’s video was to cause people to search Angela Paxton’s name only to find out that she helped facilitate Ken Paxton’s corruption for many years before ultimately filing to divorce him on “biblical grounds”, but that’s what happened.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was just doing my regular coupon clipping thing. I saw one for Wendy's chili. It's a dollar off coupon. I looked at it just to see what they're charging for it and I giggled to myself. I can't believe anyone would spend that much for a can of shitty chili.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biting dog I'm watching for a couple more days also has a farting problem. This is wonderful...
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really like animal sitting but the best kind is when the dog is super chill and the cat is the perfect cat that wants to hang out in the nice but not annoying way.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could really go for some fries at Dot's and that spicy tofu sauce right now.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finally watched SNL. Oooof. I always know the start of the season is rough but that was rough.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's only 5:15 and I think I ran the dog into oblivion. He's a great pooch and I'm going to miss waking up to his giant blue heeler ears in my face at 6:30 am saying I want out. Looking forward to the old dog and cats for a few days until I get the young and energetic dog for 2 weeks.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Everyone has an opinion about why. But there’s one question you almost never hear asked: Who’s actually getting paid?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump had $400 million in his PAC and he STILL decided that he needed to steal taxpayer money to pay for campaign ads for the midterms.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took the dog on a walk and met someone doing door knocking. I talked to him and it was nice. I told him I don't live in his district but I'd leave and info for the owner. All was well...then I found out his name is Guy Frankenstein. I wish I lived in this district so hard.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dogsitting a lovely pup I've had over the years. I hate the first night because he misses his dad so much. No matter how many treats I give him it's not enough. He's still super cool. He knows sign language and can herd children.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really do adore this dog I'm watching. He's really the best...but my god...Blue Heelers have no time outs. Like bro...I've literally thrown the ball for you like 10 football fields in 10 minutes and you can't breathe. Take a break.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh My God. Dying of laughter. How dumb is this Tuberville guy? The college that gave him a degree should demand it back. www.instagram.com/reel/DdpKbLt...
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe not bad for one's health. Bad for one's career and personal branding for sure.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Navatek’s CEO, Martin Kao, sent an initial $150,000 to the Collins super PAC using the shell company. Two months later, he told Navatek executives that Collins committed to getting the company $32 million in naval contracts, according to an internal company email reviewed by ProPublica."
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I admittedly watch Clarkson's Farm sometimes. Gerald's mullet is something that I can't criticize. I can only admire it.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/09/2026
He can't raise the retirement age without Congress. Vote.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I should really not watch a food show while I'm hungry. I've gone from craving sushi to wanting fresh crab to wanting mac and cheese all within the last 45 minutes.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is just freaking hilarious. Took less than 12 hours for Trump to get pooped on by a Putin puppet.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see that ICE is now firing a lot of their hires they made and didn't conduct background checks on and then asking them to pay back their massive signing bonuses. Couldn't have happened to better people...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cartoon by Dave Granlund | cagle.com/granlund.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow...the Friday news dump from the White House is something this week. Lied about casualties in Iran and bans the press from the White House.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would say that Hegseth should go back to TV but he really wasn’t any good at that either.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was gifted a bag of Jelly Bellies. It takes moments like these to remember that the most delicious looking ones are usually the grossest ones.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes...self regulation. That works out so well in Terminator. Also it worked out so well in meat facilities and produce facilities. Would you like some extra iceberg lettuce, Mike?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026
Trump looks at a placard that reads "Kennedy Center DEMOLITION" as he lands at Joint Base Andrews tonight (Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty)
pic of Trump through the plane window looking at a placardzoom in on placard where text is visible
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG Straight Talk is streaming. This is happening so fast right now. Gonna love these feel good Dolly vibes right now.
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 17/09/2026
An audit of Utah’s June primary elections identified 70 deceased people on the voter rolls. One-third of them were listed as “active,” meaning a ballot was sent to their addresses. None of those ballots were fraudulently cast.
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As Utah’s elections chief faces federal threats, auditors again find no signs of ‘significant fraud’ in voting
As the DOJ investigates Utah's elections chief, auditors again “did not observe significant fraud” in a review of the state's most recent election.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell nearly voted “no” with Democrats until Republicans stepped in and reminded him which way they wanted him to vote.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone else catch the similarities to Noah Kahan's Bridge Over Troubled Waters to Elliott Smith's performance at the Oscars in 1998? Yeah I caught that.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I went outside to do a bit of yard work and came into contact with the rabbit that lives in my yard, Coyote Meat. I left him alone but left him some carrots and celery as tributes.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well apparently being a cuck to a guy who gets tug jobs in masseuse parlors isn't the greatest idea. Sorry Ed...you kind of suck. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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Ed Sheeran Fallout: Tour Openers Finneas, Lukas Graham and Aaron Rowe Drop in Solidarity With Macklemore
Ed Sheeran's house band and opener Aaron Rowe have dropped out of tour in solidarity to Macklemore.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Another performer withdraws from the Kennedy Center.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you think Eric Trump is self aware and knows he looks like the 1980s version of Dracula's Renfield? Or does he really think this is a good look for him? His hair looks like a wig from Dracula Dead and Loving It.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK it's 5:30pm on the east coast. The Senate is in session. Has Mitch McConnell been spotted yet like his staff said he would be?
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A good friend has been playing Crossplay (NYT Scrabble) with some rando she thought was me for months because she got my user name wrong. They have had conversations and she's thought it was me for months. This is freaking hilarious.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really was pretty on the fence about hating the Patriots because they did everything right for so long but jesus. Fuck that entire franchise. Every single person involved in it the entire time turned out to be creeps. Robert Kraft is a total tool.
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