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GarrettAtWork

@garrettatwork.bsky.social
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Former analyst for a PR company. Former cider and beer sales guy. I will probably be overjoyed to pet your dog or cat. I like politics, the Timbers, Blazers and satirical comedy probably in that order.

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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 2h
I really forgot what Space Room does. Two of those is like slugging back half a fifth. I guess a cheap afternoon date with a friend and I'll probably hate everything tomorrow.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I look at the news and find out the dumbass at the DOD wants to put an execution on air. Sincerely Hegseth and Trump can go fuck themselves.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just despicable people. All of them. It’s not just that they’re corrupt and shitty at their jobs - they’re terrible humans.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone believe a damned word Bezos says? Amazon is one of the worst places to work in the world says everyone that worked for Amazon.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much coffee really reminds me how I don't drink coffee all that much anymore. I am so jacked on caffeine right now. This is great.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Mormons probably have investments in sports betting since they're basically gambling on the stock market all the time. The hypocrisy is hilarious.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I have been advertised to every time I engage with media, billboards, bus stops, Tubi pause screens, Nextdoor posts, podcasts, PTA brunches, car bumpers, and in-person conversations. I’m here to tell you that it’s still not enough. I can’t decide, and I require more guidance." buff.ly/EzqKfvN
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I Live in a Swing State and I Am Going to Need to See More Political Ads, Please
“Consider me stupid. Pour money into my state and strangle every aspect of the parts of life I use to acquire information to make choices. Ruin my television...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not that anyone needs a reminder but this man has the nuclear codes. Far too many people will just shrug this off or find some way to justify it. But Trump is unwell, incoherent, and a danger to us all.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drive but the alternative version
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh Dennis Hastert died? Rest in hell you piece of human garbage.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is an amazing amount of weird TV shows from the 1960s on youtube. This is sort of fun going down this rabbit hole of things I think I may have seen reruns of in the early 80s.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure if the point of Angela Paxton’s video was to cause people to search Angela Paxton’s name only to find out that she helped facilitate Ken Paxton’s corruption for many years before ultimately filing to divorce him on “biblical grounds”, but that’s what happened.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kimchi might be a good accoutrement to whatever you picked for dinner. The fermented cabbage...not the cat.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How did ABC get off? He yells at their reporters almost daily.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tim Curry as Pennywise: Want a Balloon?
ALT: Tim Curry as Pennywise: Want a Balloon?
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was just doing my regular coupon clipping thing. I saw one for Wendy's chili. It's a dollar off coupon. I looked at it just to see what they're charging for it and I giggled to myself. I can't believe anyone would spend that much for a can of shitty chili.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you know how that works? Repubs will still be in charge if Dems win in the midterms for a few months. The Republicans will ram through a nomination from the President in a month and they absolutely can do that because the filibuster doesn't apply to judicial nominations.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They can't do that if they don't win the Senate in 2026 and if Alito does retire after the midterms the Republicans still hold a majority until January and can ram through another justice real quick like and they absolutely will do that and they'll be a psychopath.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biting dog I'm watching for a couple more days also has a farting problem. This is wonderful...
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah...those 7 or8ish years MJ shot like that in playoff games and won an MVP were rough.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really like animal sitting but the best kind is when the dog is super chill and the cat is the perfect cat that wants to hang out in the nice but not annoying way.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I could really go for some fries at Dot's and that spicy tofu sauce right now.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finally watched SNL. Oooof. I always know the start of the season is rough but that was rough.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's only 5:15 and I think I ran the dog into oblivion. He's a great pooch and I'm going to miss waking up to his giant blue heeler ears in my face at 6:30 am saying I want out. Looking forward to the old dog and cats for a few days until I get the young and energetic dog for 2 weeks.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Everyone has an opinion about why. But there’s one question you almost never hear asked: Who’s actually getting paid?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump had $400 million in his PAC and he STILL decided that he needed to steal taxpayer money to pay for campaign ads for the midterms.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not literally I guess but a huge mistake. Like massive mistake. If the Timbers got a brand new stadium in Hillsboro and they alienated every person in the Portland Metro area east of the one tunnel and highway that goes out there kind of stupid. Renton is fine for Ikea trips once a year. That's it.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They've needed it for a couple of years. Hiring Phil Neville was a massive mistake, bringing on board his players was a massive mistake. Everything Ned Grabavoy has done has basically been a massive mistake as far as the first team goes.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I took the dog on a walk and met someone doing door knocking. I talked to him and it was nice. I told him I don't live in his district but I'd leave and info for the owner. All was well...then I found out his name is Guy Frankenstein. I wish I lived in this district so hard.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moving to Renton will literally be shooting themselves in their own foot.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Agreed. Buuuuut...they are winning and did beat the #1 team already. It wasn't pretty but they did win and I think Ohio State is going to romp their way right back to a national championship if Texas doesn't figure out how to get their offense going. The defense is just fine.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was against the #14 team in the country. Not exactly a pushover team.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time to bust out those Bell Biv Devoe tapes like a boss!
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You've got it 5-6 points higher than I've seen in 2 weeks. You may want to reevaluate who you're paying for polls.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well...that's 2 years the Warriors won't be good with that much salary tied up on him.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TBF I think most of them didn't believe in a god at all. They just said it because it would have looked horrible for them at the time if they just started calling all the Baptists and Anglicans idiots.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably? Sure most of the founders were deists. Madison might have been a bit more of a unitarian but definitely didn't think anything was inspired by God. That was all crap people came up with 100 years after the fact.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dogsitting a lovely pup I've had over the years. I hate the first night because he misses his dad so much. No matter how many treats I give him it's not enough. He's still super cool. He knows sign language and can herd children.
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really do adore this dog I'm watching. He's really the best...but my god...Blue Heelers have no time outs. Like bro...I've literally thrown the ball for you like 10 football fields in 10 minutes and you can't breathe. Take a break.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh My God. Dying of laughter. How dumb is this Tuberville guy? The college that gave him a degree should demand it back. www.instagram.com/reel/DdpKbLt...
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe not bad for one's health. Bad for one's career and personal branding for sure.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Navatek’s CEO, Martin Kao, sent an initial $150,000 to the Collins super PAC using the shell company. Two months later, he told Navatek executives that Collins committed to getting the company $32 million in naval contracts, according to an internal company email reviewed by ProPublica."
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beer, Drugs, Laundry?
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh I'm positive he does. She's also grifting. The entire Trump admin is grifting. Just was saying if she wasn't grifting that does seem like it might be a stretch even on $250K a year which is sad.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which is the point I was making...it's sad someone making $250K a year probably is a little stretched with 4 kids these days.
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GarrettAtWork @garrettatwork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh I'm not saying she's struggling per se. I fully expect she's getting a lot more money from a ton of different arenas due to her position. But if you gotta maintain 2 houses with 4 kids and one of those spots is DC and Texas ain't cheap either $253K goes quick when college is involved.
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