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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@robwords.com @jesszafarris.com there's an awful lot of "i wish that was why it's called that, but it's not" in this episode. can't help but feel these words persist because those additional facets make them extra satisfying. because words are satisfying.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
*DISPLACED IMM AID* if you recall a previous post i made and want to donate to that family, my venmo is @Garrett-McLarge-Huge and i will be passing on 100% of donations to them. thank you so much to you all. i will be giving what i can as well.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*call for mutual aid! (1/) for the last year, i have been paying a venezuelan family stuck in limbo to help me take care of my apartment (which i desperately need!). they do terrific work, and if youre in chicago i can hook you up. they even bring their daughter and their little chihuahua sometimes!
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Isn't the reflecting pool beautiful now?
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End Citizens United @endcitizensunited.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
BREAKING: SB 2471 has been signed into law! It’s the first of its kind in the nation and renders the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision irrelevant in Hawaii. This is a win for the movement to get big money, especially dark money, out of politics.
apnews.com
New Hawaii law targets corporate influence in politics after Citizens United ruling
Hawaii's Democratic governor has signed a bill to curb corporate and "dark money" influence in politics. This move comes after the 2010 U.S.
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!
David Letterman and Stephen Colbert throwing a chair off a rooftop.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i grew up in the south. country music reminds me of home. THAT'S why i hate it.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Am I losing my mind or are buttons -- like, digital buttons on websites, apps, car screens -- getting worse? They sometimes need to be pressed two, even three times? Sometimes they don't even seem to work at all? Has someone enshittified BUTTONS somehow?
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
bob is me. also gene is me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Uz...
youtube.com
Bob's Burgers - Transmission (Cover) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bob's Burgers Side Orders
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Melanie Walsh @mellymeldubs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.
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KaijuWaifu @secondcitysin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A neat little guide for the future disinformation
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@robwords.com @jesszafarris.com TOO MUCH SAUSAGE DOWN YOUR THROAT!!! my god that has to be the best one.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@jesszafarris.com ahh wor terry. gone too soon. my partner is hoping to do a postgrad degree based on his oeuvre. possibly in wales, which is just CUTE.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@robwords.com i almost want to meet graham. mostly because of the way you pronounced it. he sounds hyggeligt.
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Chicagoans, I need you to understand that the people who… - oppose bike lanes - oppose affordable housing - oppose progressive taxation - back the board of review - irrationally hate CTU - ‘back the blue’ - and hate immigrants …are all the same people. We should be in solidarity against them.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
here is the record i mixed and mastered, please buy it if you like it. or if you don't. we worked hard on it. would appreciate observations and/or critiques as we have more stuff coming soon. negative comments are fine, trying to get better here. wilburbummer.bandcamp.com/album/joints...
wilburbummer.bandcamp.com
JOINTS//PAINS, by WILBUR
3 track album
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 20/04/2026
bloob for the bloob gob
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
hey @robwords.bsky.social isn't novgorod a russification of the old name for the viking village nygaard?
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
fun fact @jesszafarris.com and @robwords.bsky.social ! billy COULD be a compaund swedish word. it would mean "car shelter." work on pronouncing that swedish y! (like the ew in chewy kinda) can't wait to see you butcher lego now. so hard to say! danish! (ly-go') www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jPj...
youtube.com
What was 'Pepsi' originally called?
YouTube video by Words Unravelled
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@robwords.bsky.social i just started the new episode, and boy are you in for it. i can't wait to hear @jesszafarris.bsky.social cackle at the shade of your face. this should make the morning just fly by. chef's kiss.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social: i love how the music on this channel is a comforting, meandering idea of what would happen if the charlie brown piano guy slowly reinterpreted that song about how happiness is finding a skate key. genuinely calming and enjoyable.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@robwords.bsky.social apropos of lagom, and some other swedish words in this episode (well done btw, good on ya for picking some up!), wanted to share that my swedish teacher told me that the only word she could think of where the stress wasn't on the first syllable was "pizza."
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
@jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social ...i'm pretty sure that rehellenization is lowkey the dirtiest word in this episode. what's it a euphemism for? sounds filthy.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@robwords.bsky.social danish does use base-20! it is not easy working at the student union as an exchange student and doing head math and then asking someone for "five and half-fives" crowns. you have five (times 20) and the "half-" part is like telling time in some places--one before, or "ninety."
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
hey @robwords.bsky.social and or @jesszafarris.bsky.social , what are your favorite words or phrases that have fallen completely out of usage and are no longer immediately understandable? feel free to answer via episode :v
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
boy i feel your pain @robwords.bsky.social --as a 5'6" man, i grew up playing as a forward, yet the only two bones i've ever broken (nose and arm) were in my limited experience....as a goalkeeper. i finished both matches, obviously. both happened during squeaky bum time.
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Kate @katenoisette.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This is like, peak achewood
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
can't believe they called all those generals back to give them the weirdest timeshare pitch i've ever seen.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social heard you say "a rendering of caesar" and waited with baited breath for the "that which is caesar's" follow through. still waiting. always wanted to see an action movie where the one-liner was "render THIS unto caesar, BITCH!" also still waiting.
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Kate @katenoisette.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
@jesszafarris.bsky.social fuck yes, animaniacs!!!! you speak french, right? i loved the mindy episode about the ballon!
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
this is great, @jesszafarris.bsky.social and @robwords.bsky.social , i understand a lot more of what all the journalists i work with are saying now. at least i assume i do, haven't put it to the test yet....
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
@jesszafarris.bsky.social is the barnacle goose anything like the soul cake duck?
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@robwords.bsky.social saying "suck, squeeze, bang, blow" five times in a row and noting that the words say naughty, but not choking them out or turing purple or anything. what planet is this?
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@jesszafarris.bsky.social most extreme example of a scrabble guy:
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 21/07/2025
Release his files.
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
@robwords.bsky.social was on time team!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i’m not seeing here in the constitution where it says every single day must be insane
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@robwords.bsky.social and @jesszafarris.bsky.social that slow-motion footage of a steak dropping onto a plate is borderline obscene. and i love steak.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 20/06/2025
"Birds have hollow bones" is a myth spread by Big Bird to hide the fact his femurs contain weapons-grade uranium
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 14/06/2025
Keith Ellison should run the Democratic party, imho
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social! are you conflating denmark with holland? you just mentioned the dutch and amsterdam--that's not denmark lol. denmark: inhabited by danes in its capital city copenhagen holland: inhabited by the dutch in its capital city amsterdam
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garrett sejr @garrett-sejr.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social, i actually am a little surprised and impressed, since i had to go down this rabbithole this morning... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Lov...
en.wikipedia.org
Jon Lovitz - Wikipedia
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