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Gaz Bottom

@garjones.bsky.social
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Welshman living in South East Asia. Rugby loving immigrant who when he Googles his name only gets hits for Gaz Top, so must be bottom.

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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hearing URC previews saying they hope all teams from x country end high in the table. The structure actually makes that very difficult, you play a third of your games as cross shield games. It would need one team not to be dominant and if they share points it's unlikely one will top the table.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 19 94🏅 94🏅 97🔥 96🏅 97🔥 Final score: 961 Quite happy with this one. (I don't share if I have an embarrassing one). 😉
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
SRC rugby coverage on S4C now featuring full frontal nudity. It was always going to happen one day with changing room cams. 😂
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just got served an ad for a game where if you win on slots it slowly reveals a naked AI woman a square at time, like those KP Nuts cards in pubs in the 1980s. The title of the game is: Fruit Romance. It'd be more fun if your goal was to seduce a tangerine.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
mydialect.us/quiz-standar... I got Massachusetts. The whole thing is flawed though as there was no 'daps' option for gym shoes.
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Standard Language Quiz — Dialect Map Quiz
Take the Standard Language Quiz to see your regional US speech profile on an interactive dialect map. Based on the Harvard Dialect Survey.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This entrapment angle would have slightly more credibility if Jukes hadn't rolled off a list of other unconnected donors they'd used the same scam with.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For the love of God, don’t look into to the gloryhole.
Action in Ayr beach toilets after council looks into
'gloryhole'
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The internet is changing transatlantic language. Last week a young radiator fitter from Leeds asked me if he could borrow my 'flashlight' . Today a US politics pundit called a prominent Republican a 'wanker'. Often see swears like 'shite' and 'bollocks' coming from the US now.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Azure Fyne-Fare
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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What would be more humiliating than trying to hit someone, failing and hurting yourself? Well what if that guy was a TikToker who does freestyle raps and you injured yourself so bad you had to just sit there and take it whilst waiting for paramedics
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lovesexy by Prince. Which is quite ironic as I upgraded from a cassette player and Prince had formatted that album into 1 track so you couldn't use the track skip function CD offered. (It was meant to be a story that ends in salvation or something so he didn't want people listening out of order).
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Proper balls up quick tap there from Oz.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
eBay alert - a new device has accessed your account! It's the same, and actually only, device I have always used to access eBay.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A screenshot of a social media post by greg (@greg16676935420) that reads: "People are now spray painting SpaceX rockets on Cybertrucks to support Elon Musk". Below the text, a photograph shows a stainless steel Tesla Cybertruck parked on an urban street with a crude, phallic drawing spray-painted in white on its side door panels.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!
A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My lockdown take. The US and UK both didn't have proper ones, they had half arsed ones, where beaches and parks were full and there were no controls on movement (just guidelines, hence Cummings drove half the country). So they lasted longer and still more people died.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Man who shagged his girlfriend behind his wife's back lectures the Archbishop of Canterbury on Christianity.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Either working at the Cow and Gate dairy in Carmarthen or running a pub in Ynys Mon.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My favourite part of this Trump nonsense is liberal Yanks saying when they win the World Cup it'd be a stain. Fucking hell boys, have you seen France play so far? It's a different league.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Doesn't seem right to hear GRO moonlighting for ITV.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What a fucking goal Cape Verde!
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Avatar exists in its own universe, always makes bank, nobody seems to care, no fandom. I wasted a conversation around Rogue Trooper that it may be a bit uncanny valley. Avatar is the same, I watched the last one to kill time for a flight, made millions.
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Gavin Jackson @gavinjackson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If England win tonight they'll face Mexico next. The two countries in this world cup where I've had the best Mexican food.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The problem is they don't care. Nobody has made money from news channels or print journalism for a long time. It is path to press low tax policies.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Age restriction suggestion for the internet. Anyone over 75 has the voice message button disabled in WhatsApp. Anyone in a family group with pensioners will know why.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I went into the most money laundering of vape shops today. It is the closest to my house I just moved into, the guy with eastern European accent was so stoned he didn't realise I was stood a foot away from him, gave me the wrong product and couldn't work the payment console. I shan't return.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Aircon, believe me I know a I've lived in a tropical country for 23 years is expensive and needs more maintenance if rarely used. We need to look more at heat pump to air heaters in the UK as they double up as aircon on those few hot days. Most don't know it exists.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Since everyone has an alternative story in my feed on post Covid cinema experience. I went to see a movie today and everyone behaved great. No phones, no chatting. In an Odeon in a working class city and not some fancy venue.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
100%. Long ago I visited a data centre from the largest consumer bank in the world. 2 guys managed it, the lights were switched off.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tactical voting plays its part but after pollsters told us Gorton & Denton and Caerphilly and Senedd and Makerfield were close and they weren't can we admit Reform are being oversold?
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 15 93🎓 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 97🔥 Final score: 969 My best score yet, would have been higher if I didn't doubt my instincts on the first one and end up further away.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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marse @marse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I knew virtually nothing about Scotland or the Scots before them invading Boston for the World Cup … I am obsessed with them. They’re insane? And so fun. And SO nice and talkative and thankful for the hospitality. And super duper drunk always.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
World Cup refcam offers new perspective to hint at future of football broadcasting www.theguardian.com/football/202... Where we're advised of a 'Fifa innovation' they've been using in rugby for over a decade.
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World Cup refcam offers new perspective to hint at future of football broadcasting
Usage in opening matches focused on replays of goals from a unique angle offering the viewer greater depth to watch from home
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Someone woke the Bulls up.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The government approach to Twitter is like: Marks and Spencer whip their staff but we'll continue to shop there and hand in a suggestion card we'd rather they didn't.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Well AI teaches you something new every day.
Google AI search highlighting black recipients of knighthoods, including Sir Michael Caine.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Watched a video of the biggest hits of the 2010s, some great stuff on there as well as some crap. That's normal. What I don't get is Drake, super popular and loads of hits that exit my brain as soon as they enter. It's not even annoying I just can't retain any memory of it. Weird.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I get this senior dating ad every time on YouTube (I am old, married and nothing would scare me more than dating again) and this is by far the oldest looking woman in the photo they've selected, she could realistically be 30 or so rather then the usual teen.
"Senior" dating ad, woman in the photo is very young and beautiful but is feasibly just past 30.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saw an interesting explanation of this from a New Jersey native that this isn't just about US car culture. It's that the land around the stadium is an ex industrial space full of toxic waste they didn't clean up.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 30 95👑 95🏆 98🎯 73🤗 100🎯 Final score: 905 Number 4 scuppered me getting a really good score.
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 23 94🏅 95🏅 95🏅 98🔥 94🎉 Final score: 955 One of my better efforts.
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BBC loving a completely pointless 'as it stands' table for W6N. The other games are finished, whoever wins the game wins the tournament.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Dragons romp to the URC record for most draws. A record that may never be beaten.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Shane Williams turning Jordan Larmour Italian with 'Jordan Lamarri' for some reason only he can explain.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No sane person has that much confidence in Edinburgh.
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Gaz Bottom @garjones.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
1. Make student visas strictly for study only (no family visas for post grad etc). 2. Remove students from immigration figures, they are temporary residents. 3. Fund higher education with their fees. We can't afford unis going bust, across the country they employ many.
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