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Garfield

@garfieldthecat.bsky.social
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I like lasagna almost as much as I hate fascists Let’s be friends (unless your name is Opie)

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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
just c ame up with this "Citizen Haim" feel free to do some thing with that if you are a creative and you want to credit me for any content you make of that
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
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Frothy Ruminations @frothyruminations.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
@garfieldthecat.bsky.social!
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
art of a lightstand labeled Microwave going sideways to hit a man that says - the plate - and ignoring a man labeled The food
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
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J. Tess 🏳️‍⚧️ @jesstessthemess.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
apparently if u reflexively kick one of santa’s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
big day today.
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barbarism critic @scarletred.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Demanding people subject themselves to posts by hundreds of thousands of Neo Nazis instead of blocking them because some sex workers may also have the $8 check is insane. I’m sorry, it is.
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
healing his ailments (letting him rest his head on my boobs while i scratch his hair)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
kind of like a bluesky icon early warning system
image labled BLUESKY ICON EARLY WARNING SYSTEM
showing four states of the current bluesky icon 
1st icon: default bluesky icon of a blue sky with white clouds with label DISCOURSE CALM MOSTLY BUTTS
2nd icon: default bluesky icon of a blue sky with white clouds but partially replaced with storm clouds with label DISCOURSE DEEPENING PROCEED WITH CAUTION
3rd icon: icon of stormy sky with dark clouds and lightning with label DISCOURSE STORMY LOG OFF
4th icon: default bluesky icon with blue sky and clouds and alf in the distance with label ALF HOG IMMINENT ALERT
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
holy shit
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned...You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files, and
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/06/2023
headaches are goated when feeling like garbage is the vibe
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Below Average Intelligence @lowintelligence.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Crazy how beavers build these
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Reminder
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K-Cup Decaf Hunter @tkc.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
Happy pride to @sonic.bsky.social
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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 15/06/2023
A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
@aoc.bsky.social do you have a favorite orange cat
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Garfield @garfieldthecat.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Do we hate Nazis here
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