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Gareth Joyner

@garethjoyner.bsky.social
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Having quite the existential dread, looking at this box. Hi, I’m Gareth 👋🏻

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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Casting decisions to freshen up the Bond franchise 1) Bond is a baby (12 to 18 months), well below the criminal age of responsibility so doesn't need a license to kill - meaning far fewer of the boring paperwork scenes which have bogged the 007 movies down thus far. 2. That's it, the baby one.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prescription glasses cool dude 😎
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had my hair cut, look.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hello from me and my dog btw
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There is more drag in Wild Wild West than I remember. I loved this movie as a 12 year old and wonder if I would as a 38 year old. The answer is yes. It has faults, but those faults aren’t why it was panned at the time. It’s Carry On cowboy meets Austin Powers with BUDGET. A hot mess, I love it.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Merry Christmas, Blueksy. I’m doing my usual “posting a selfie and then leaving for a few months” that seems to be my MO on this app. I got this leopard print hat in the secret santa at work. Fun!
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Latest: Had my hair cut.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why are there no autistics in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think I like drag the most when it looks like clothing; something people once wore somewhere. With creativity and theatrics, of course, but I like to see how the human shape interacts with the fabric. I think the costume is storytelling, a portrait of the wearer.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What a frustrating experience this has been.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Currently on tour with Myra and Frank. We did the Hackney Empire on Saturday, which was a thrill. It was proceeded by Bath and Addleston; both lovely. Sheffield, Leeds and Whitley Bay next. I love being on tour.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Had my hair cut 💇🏼‍♀️ ✨
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’ll tell you what lads, I’ve put off saying anything because I know I’m gonna get “it’s an algorithm” or similar but I see a disturbing amount of adult baby content on this site. I keep blocking them and then BOOM, another nappy. Bring back shame.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Very tired after lots of thinking today.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Very sad to hear Nigel Farage doesn’t support gay marriage, right as I was going to pop him the question.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Big Beautiful Bill would be my nickname if I was tall and very handsome and called William.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Doors on the latch:
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My dog likes these chicken feet that look like they’re choreographed by Fosse.
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This picture looks like the seagull is doing a poorly-attended gig for some ducks
A seagull stood on a stage-like platform doing big seagull noise, with a beam of sunshine on him. There are some ducks that don’t look that bothered Close up of the seagull
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I forget some people I know post 🍆 to main on this platform till #FCF rolls around so here’s a picture of my innocent puppy for balance.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Went to see Diana Ross last night. She gave one helluva show. Personal high light was discovering the Co-Op Live Arena has a little co-op inside it for getting snacks and pop.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon on Twitter
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Trump on the news just now looking exactly like my dog when I don’t throw him food quick enough even though he’s sat nicely in his bed as agreed.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bluesky trying to be Twitter tonight.
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Marquis The Honey Bear @marquis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon casually admitting he rigged the election, happy Pride Month!
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is like when Drag Queens used to post on Facebook at 4am saying they’re pulling all their gigs from a venue.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Me refreshing Twitter and the Tesla stock price every thirty seconds while I have three different news services on.
grandad in only fools and horses watching telly
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Blows my mind that anyone possesses the cognitive dissonance to enjoy Eurovision right now. I’m not even endorsing a moral boycott, I just can’t understand how anyone could compartmentalise like that. I’m a little horrified. Disgusted, even.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I might go round to the CO-OP and ask them to talk me through this one.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
This week’s Doctor Who is insane. In. SANE. The episode itself, and the reveals. I won’t spoil; go and ENJOY IT! Oh my god.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Wes Streeting when he hears the words “vote”, “no” or “confidence”.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Discovered I’ve been conflating these two names for an embarrassing length of time.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Recreating a classing, “Thatcher with Whippet displaying classic stress signals, and who can blame it” Found the exact bench in Battersea Park and everything. I should have sat further left so you could see the “In Loving Memory”. Can’t believe I’m further right than Thatcher.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I have never seen a therapist. I emailed one the other day. She never replied
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“…for 24 years I’ve been living next door to Alice. Alice? Who the…”
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is a nice account to follow.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Here’s the picture of my dog I promised. Hope it helps. He’s only 5 months old, but when he was a little puppy made of only marshmallows he would sleep on my head a lot. Now he’s becoming a dog made of long bones, but he still occasionally likes a head cuddle.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I’m gonna post a picture of my dog later. Might help.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Right now Keir Starmar has the tip of his tongue pointing out of the corner of his mouth, his brow furrowed in concentration, whilst he speaks out each word as he writes it: “Be. More. Racist”. That’s gonna be this Labours take away.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Absolutely beautiful day in Manchester, which always looks stunning in the sun. I love how the past and the present wrap round each other here. Canals go under railway bridges alongside road. You’ll find cobbles, tracks and tarmac. Lovely stuff.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Would another photo of my dog help? I feel like another photo of my dog would help.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The ai-generated action figure trend depresses me. I made this ages ago for a throwaway joke. And it took time, and I had to study knock-off toys and what made them so perfectly wrong. I love imitating art styles and learning how things were made, but these days I think - what's the point?
A boxed action figure of me, labelled Orange Space-Wizard. I have hair like a Thundercat and am accompanied by off-brand accessories and a ghost named "The Ghost". Small print reads: 'Shamefully small parts' and 'Not Suitable'.A wireframe view of the same action figure.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Would another photo of my dog help? I feel like another photo of my dog would help.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Would a photo of my dog help? I feel a photo of my dog would help.
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Is there a Manchester drag queen/Burlesque stripper called Anne Coats? And if not, why not?
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Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I went to sleep and woke up on different days and got exactly 8 hours. What a rush!
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