Sign in

Gareth Joyner

@garethjoyner.bsky.social
482 followers 132 following 127 posts

Having quite the existential dread, looking at this box. Hi, I’m Gareth 👋🏻

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Casting decisions to freshen up the Bond franchise 1) Bond is a baby (12 to 18 months), well below the criminal age of responsibility so doesn't need a license to kill - meaning far fewer of the boring paperwork scenes which have bogged the 007 movies down thus far. 2. That's it, the baby one.
313026
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
GUESS WHAT
110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prescription glasses cool dude 😎
040
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Omg I think it but I daren’t say it😅
010
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
OMG new Dan and Bob house!
110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Had my hair cut, look.
080
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hello from me and my dog btw
0150
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This was a hill I had to die on over the Matilda movie and it wasn’t even important.
100
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There is more drag in Wild Wild West than I remember. I loved this movie as a 12 year old and wonder if I would as a 38 year old. The answer is yes. It has faults, but those faults aren’t why it was panned at the time. It’s Carry On cowboy meets Austin Powers with BUDGET. A hot mess, I love it.
040
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And you!
010
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Thanks!
000
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
There’s some great places if you know where to look. Try making some local friends who’ll be able to point you in the right direction. Loving the content Sooz.
000
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Merry Christmas, Blueksy. I’m doing my usual “posting a selfie and then leaving for a few months” that seems to be my MO on this app. I got this leopard print hat in the secret santa at work. Fun!
2110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Latest: Had my hair cut.
0110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Why are there no autistics in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all.
030
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My heart lays in British pantomime, so I love an impractical gag outfit too - something big and impactful that’s impossible to move in, but I like these as special treats. The best drag still looks like clothing being worn by the person, and not the other way round.
030
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think I like drag the most when it looks like clothing; something people once wore somewhere. With creativity and theatrics, of course, but I like to see how the human shape interacts with the fabric. I think the costume is storytelling, a portrait of the wearer.
250
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What a frustrating experience this has been.
616725
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Methinks someone needs a map lmao 😜
120
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Erm Toronto in Sheffield maybe?
110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
This year Myra is joined on stage by her sister Rose, which also means Frank is joined by his wife. I absolutely love what my friend Lucy Frederick has done with Rose Lavender and sharing that with audiences has been very special.
030
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Myra her usual self. The love that’s culminated over the last few years for this woman is something else. Audiences are So. Excited when she appears. It’s humbling, and not something I take for granted. I’ll forever be grateful for the enthusiasm for Myra.
110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Very much enjoying Frank’s set. He’s my favourite. The main reason Myra tours is so Frank can open. It’s taken a long time to get him right but I’m pleased to say he can now reduce a crowd to fits of laughter as well as Myra, albeit via a different route.
110
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Currently on tour with Myra and Frank. We did the Hackney Empire on Saturday, which was a thrill. It was proceeded by Bath and Addleston; both lovely. Sheffield, Leeds and Whitley Bay next. I love being on tour.
250
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Had my hair cut 💇🏼‍♀️ ✨
0100
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
It’s so bizarre and only on this site!
000
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I’ll tell you what lads, I’ve put off saying anything because I know I’m gonna get “it’s an algorithm” or similar but I see a disturbing amount of adult baby content on this site. I keep blocking them and then BOOM, another nappy. Bring back shame.
140
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Very tired after lots of thinking today.
060
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What you could do is write all your jokes down and then go back to them and see if there’s any way you could make them funnier x
000
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Very sad to hear Nigel Farage doesn’t support gay marriage, right as I was going to pop him the question.
140
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Big Beautiful Bill would be my nickname if I was tall and very handsome and called William.
010
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Doors on the latch:
020
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My dog likes these chicken feet that look like they’re choreographed by Fosse.
020
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
020
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This picture looks like the seagull is doing a poorly-attended gig for some ducks
A seagull stood on a stage-like platform doing big seagull noise, with a beam of sunshine on him. There are some ducks that don’t look that bothered Close up of the seagull
1928440
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I forget some people I know post 🍆 to main on this platform till #FCF rolls around so here’s a picture of my innocent puppy for balance.
0100
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
THIS IS ALL I USE! Omg.
010
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Went to see Diana Ross last night. She gave one helluva show. Personal high light was discovering the Co-Op Live Arena has a little co-op inside it for getting snacks and pop.
060
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
1153277579
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon on Twitter
090
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Trump on the news just now looking exactly like my dog when I don’t throw him food quick enough even though he’s sat nicely in his bed as agreed.
010
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bluesky trying to be Twitter tonight.
2533
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Everyone who deleted Twitter wondering if they’ll get their accounts back when Elon has his “accidental overdose”
0553
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Marquis The Honey Bear @marquis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Elon casually admitting he rigged the election, happy Pride Month!
1574
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is like when Drag Queens used to post on Facebook at 4am saying they’re pulling all their gigs from a venue.
214717
Reposted by Gareth Joyner
Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Me refreshing Twitter and the Tesla stock price every thirty seconds while I have three different news services on.
grandad in only fools and horses watching telly
81868
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
simple as
010
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Blows my mind that anyone possesses the cognitive dissonance to enjoy Eurovision right now. I’m not even endorsing a moral boycott, I just can’t understand how anyone could compartmentalise like that. I’m a little horrified. Disgusted, even.
160
Gareth Joyner @garethjoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I might go round to the CO-OP and ask them to talk me through this one.
000