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Deyanna

@gardentroll.bsky.social
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Botanical Illustration | Gardening | Nature | Science | Spooky Stuff | Happily Married w/ 2 Kids she/her

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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 1h
Call center. 1 week of training, 2 days on the job.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I really appreciate the use of a silhouette so I don’t have to look at his face. Thank you.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh good another grant rejection. We have applied for 7 grants so far this year, with a bunch more we’ll be applying for this fall. We’ve been rejected by 6, and got runner up for 1 of them, resulting in $1000. Our annual operating budget is 250k. Oh wait that reminds me. Anybody need a tote bag??
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cost ain’t it. My anecdotal evidence is that I have 2 kids in a financially stable household and we decided not to have more for a number of reasons, expense being low on that list. My cousin and her husband are broke as hell and expecting their 5th.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dont want to download an app i don't want a qr code menu i dont want to talk to an ai assistant i dont want ai summaries for my searches i dont want to optimize my workflow i dont want to jump on a call i dont want to rate anything i don't want to create an account LEAVEME ADLONEe
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oof. We’ve literally warned our teenager when he’s being a massive asshole that if he talks to anyone else like that he’d better expect to get his ass kicked sooner or later.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I loathe that “Polish?” following me at the end of a sentence I’m in the process of typing and know exactly how I’d like phrased.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fascinating. Horrifying, to be sure. But fascinating.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
💔
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Omg… sure, some pollinators are generalists who will go for just about any flower. But a lot are specialists who co-evolved with their specific NATIVE plant. It’s so frustrating to deal with confident ignorance.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A fly-covered pile of shit for a cutie mark would really bring this together
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thanks for the clarification! I was about to ask the follow-up question “how thick is a layer?”
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Really feel like I can relate to AOC now (I have a thing for bearded gingers)
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fritillary in the Colorado subalpine 3 weeks ago
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fringed Gentian 3 weeks ago near Crested Butte
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Limited or weirdly angled photos of the outside leads me to check the satellite images and I always find something like a junk yard, railroad tracks, or dog kennel next door. But if there’s zero indoor photos, I’m instantly out.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Which they also took away funding for. 😔
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If the covered didn’t sell me on it, your review just did. This sounds custom written for my specific niche interests.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You were right
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hi Trung! My kid stumbled on The Magic Fish at the library a few days ago (and I recognized the cover from Bluesky). He devoured it in a day, pausing only for dinner. Today he asked to go back to see if you had more books. Angelica was already checked out so we placed a hold. You have a new big fan!
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Joanna🌱 @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
First garden art of the season? 🌱 WE DANCE!~ Follow along and help support my journey towards my first art market @ ko-fi.com/rainbowofcrazy #art #rainbowofcrazyvegart
A variety of harvested vegetables (cherry tomatoes, one jalapeno pepper, a few green beans and snap peas, a small bunch of leafy celery, red amaranth leaves, basil, and swiss chard.) arranged to look JUST LIKE the painting Spanish Dancer, by John Singer Sargent.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
These are adorable and I’m super bummed that I can’t have them.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have definitely picked a tomato off my fast food sammy while making the “just smelled a fart” face because I can’t abide those pale, gritty mofos. How does one even grow it that gross?!? Thanks for the laugh, at least.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Big fan.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was worriedly checking the wildfire map today when a notification popped up that my recurring contribution to Word of Thanks went through. Perfect timing to ease that feeling of complete helplessness. Consider making your own donation
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wow! No thank you.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
👎🏻
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Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’d hope this is fairly obvious considering all the fires we’ve got, but I’ll say it anyways: Please respect campfire and fireworks bans this week and over the 4th. Most of the mountains are in stage 2 restrictions (no campfires). Again, an ask to please respect it. #COwx
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
-Me to my husband and kids on family picture day
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
😭
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I wanted it so bad last year but the bids got way out of my budget! 😅
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thank you for these updates
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😍 I adore that bumble
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fucking sentient rum ham looking ass
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Great for gardening too!
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Praying for everyone’s gardens
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So glad your kids are okay because these pictures are scary!!!
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is what I call it when someone stops using birth control
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Stirring the gumbo pot
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Being in the White House at this moment in time is not something to brag about, everything is horrifyingly gold. So really the Canadian embassy is way cooler. Love your park art, it’s beautiful!
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Solid joke
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just in: Loded Diper have pulled out of Freedom 250
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a man is playing drums on a stage in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
Alt: Roderick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid is playing drums
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
9 months old and still so true. “ If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.”
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Even though the first two seem more likely than the third, I like the idea of it being unhinged Scrappy Doo stans more
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pretty fucking metal when you put it like that. Keep up the good work!
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
$10M fine on $2B QUARTERLY profit?!?! What a joke.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Update: 3 eggs! This is a mallard hen, so this clutch will likely grow to around a dozen. Going to be shopping for a trail cam before she starts incubating. #Birdsky #Birds
3 white duck eggs tucked into dry leaf debris, framed by green peony leaves.
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Was out watering this morning when I stumbled upon a new nest in my peonies. It appears that the duck couple that has been lingering lately decided to take up residence. I’ll have to rethink some of my gardening plans to give them space…
Two white duck eggs tucked into dry brown leaf debris and framed by the green leaves of a peony bush. The eggs are mostly shaded with a little sunlight dapples
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Relatable:
Close up of the purple guy screaming in horror/agony
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Deyanna @gardentroll.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’ve had this one a few times too. So much anxiety.
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