Reposted by KaiserMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50168015510
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The “Pardon Our Dust” sign on the Carrabba’s is one of the best gags in the entire run, and that’s saying a lot. 2461
Reposted by Kaiserari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141694533
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Both of my cats quote reposting “me right now:” before climbing into the bed and meowing directly into my ear canal. 020
Reposted by KaiserNintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s eat or be eaten when Metroid Ravenous, the latest game in the 2D Metroid series, arrives on Nintendo Switch 2 Jan 28! #NintendoDirect 141047339
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“…that suggests a minor in Circus” is one of the most devastating remarks ever printed. 010
Reposted by KaiserJomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT 1256467
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just promise me you’ll never forget one thing: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. 110
Reposted by KaiserBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445831722
Reposted by KaiserAnna Megill @annamegill.com · 09/08/2026Writing is hard, y'all. Good writing, I mean 2391
Reposted by KaiserEd South @edsouth73.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I bet French Stewart didn’t need those special glasses to look at the eclipse 012
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i know “it takes three tries to plug in a USB” is an ancient meme but it astounds me that it happens to me every time irl 001
Reposted by KaiserMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity. 1356678
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me, squinting at the setting sun at 10pm: “Come onnnnn…” 020
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A solid candidate for Best Strip but an absolute shoo-in for Best Alt Text. 0222
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If it hasn’t been said yet, I have seen the concept of “MVP” (minimum viable product) ruin games. 010
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Nicholas is a brilliant artist, and I’ve been a fan of his work for years. This thread might be among his greatest creations. 110
Reposted by KaiserKim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Right now the world is full of people who want to code and write and paint and film stuff and people who want to play and read and look at and watch stuff and nobody is allowed to do any of that because some unrelated third guy isn't making enough money off the deal 166812662
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026this is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture Sunshine 110
Reposted by KaiserCollie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Genuinely a lot of game design as a job is just saying "what if the game was good" and linearly fighting every obstacle in the way of making that a reality 1748
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I swear it wasn’t me. www.newsobserver.com/news/state/n...newsobserver.com‘Biscuit Bandit’ breaks into Popeyes at 5 a.m. and starts cooking, NC police sayThe culprit cooked biscuits, shrimp and fries, police say 100
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I would genuinely love to see this become the next big health trend. Endless videos about how 10 minutes of culture each day will extend your life, boost your productivity, and transform your abs. edition.cnn.com/2026/05/14/h...edition.cnn.comEngaging with arts and culture can slow biological aging as much as exercise, study suggests | CNNWhen it comes to slowing down our biological aging, engaging with arts and culture is as beneficial as physical activity, a new study suggests. 020
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This is a fascinating and entertaining look at how English has evolved for the last 1000 years. How far back can you read? www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...deadlanguagesociety.comHow far back in time can you understand English?An experiment in language change 000
Reposted by KaiserBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info 26890061448
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I remember playing the NES River City Ransom with my best friend growing up, when there were not a ton of truly co-op games. We were blown away by its originality. Much later in life, my daughter and I would tear up River City Girls 1 & 2! My favorite co-op memories. 010
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I just found out that Yoshihisa Kishimoto, the game developer credited with creating the Double Dragon and River City series (called Kunio-Kun in Japan) passed away a few days ago. A world of respect for this legend! I love those games, especially anything River City. 100
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026<He tiredly opens his coffin after a long night only to find it full of panties.> “Belllmonnnnt Hooouuuuuuuse!!!” 000
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Dean Dracula always has his hands full when he has to deal with the boys from 0115
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Thank you for this reference, Mike. Highlight of my day. 020
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Sweet merciful gourds please tell me where this stick is located. 011
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I reserve the right to disagree with any and all of this later. my9games.com 010
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 13/02/2026You can’t just name a fighting game “Tokon.” That’s like naming your game Mertal Kermbert. 000
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I did QA for SOCOM on the PS2 when I first moved to California! Some pre-release internally and some post-release with actual players. 010
Reposted by KaiserDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/01/2026lol this joke doesn’t really work because I forgot it was also a movie 71061
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026CEO Angel: <jabs finger at Human design> What’s this?! Just use a single tube up here. Food goes down, breath goes in and out. Done. Design Angel: Sir, that’s… insane! If any food gets lodged you cut off the breath, millions of humans will choke and d— CEO Angel: I’M NOT PAYING FOR TWO TUBES!! 030
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Walk or run 5 times a week. Journal 3 times a week. Also, try to be more grateful — thanks for the magic and so forth what have you! 000
Reposted by KaiserMichael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today. 122130434237
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I asked for The Ghost from the Star Wars “micro galaxy” collection because it looked cool online, and it showed up under the tree at least 4x larger than I assumed it was. 100
Kaiser @gamejedi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025@mikedrucker.bsky.social Wake up, man! You can pre-order the Switch Virtual Boy today! This is it. This is the one that’s going to fix everything!! 010
