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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_;

@gaffy.itch.io
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I make stuff, including writing the MBC adventure From Out The Meat Pile Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects

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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 01/10/2026
Play less DnD, play more indies
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 23/09/2026
If you ran Mörk Borg with all the free jam content, it would feel like this.
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 23/09/2026
@gaffy.itch.io wrote this one, then guest GMed it himself on @flailtothefacepod.bsky.social this week. goblin butchery and bad resurrections. The zine format is totally new, I have this in stock for Australia and the episode's an awesome one bit.ly/4xBsuTp youtu.be/Cwo_OfDQycY #MorkBorg
Zine cover in black and yellow, a goblin biting down on a blade
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MÖRK BORG @morkborg.com · 20/09/2026
Hail Mary full of grace, get a spiked flail to the face
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 20/09/2026
If someone decides to start making a Star Borg supplement that was Star Trek, hire Jeff.
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Cube Seal 🧊🦭 @cubeseal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner
Resident Evil x Wile E Coyote parody
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 19/09/2026
Tonight is gonna be a Bong Coffin night
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 19/09/2026
JFC the new Aesop Rock X Blockhead single is so fucking good.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 18/09/2026
That stupid fucking metal detector sequence...
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Last four rulesets played -Cryptid Creek -Land of Eem -Farewell to Arms REDUX -Vast Grimm
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 18/09/2026
I ran the thing for the flail boys, if you want to hear how Meat Pile plays, go give it a listen!
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/09/2026
Rare GWQ L take
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CLAYMORE @claymorerpgs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we don't know how to do marketing really so if you're in the know about FIST stuff you're super cool. like you know about the sort of obscure sleeper shit most don't know about. you're ahead of the curve
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 03/09/2026
Welp, guess I'm never again listening to the Wayne June Mörk Borg lore read
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 31/08/2026
Have you seen Murder Party? It's fun if you've ever had to be around pretentious art people.
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Exeunt Press 💀🎲 @exeunt.press · 31/08/2026
Tomorrow! September 1, 2026!
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
happy birthday matt
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 29/08/2026
I'm an art punk here to make art and games. I'm always down for collabs for the sake of making shit that's cool with cool folks. That being said I'm already changing the plan for my comic. I'm going to start it myself and personally reach out to friends for collaborations. The comic WILL BE FREE.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 29/08/2026
I should have limited the replies in this post 🤦 I was asking amongst my friends, you don't even follow me 🫩
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Do I have any artist friends that would be interested in making a comic together. Very surreal, loose on plot, heavy on atmosphere. I'd occasionally do small pieces myself for it as well as ruin your art with nonsense for story purposes.
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Tania Herrero @thebreadwyrm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Before the first step, there is The River's Trail. Mothers hold the young beneath its gaze and ask for its blessing. To remember the child should they ever lose their way." fomoria.com #fomoria #ttrpg
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 17/08/2026
Mörk Borg is art punk masturbation and I love it
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 17/08/2026
Go play FIST, it's surprisingly accurate to our current cyberpunk dystopia.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 14/08/2026
I want to get ripped and get into a group of friends all about power lifting and then proceed to refer to everyone in said group as queen.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 13/08/2026
I want it so bad
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A whole week of online fighting game tournaments featuring over 2 dozen games with the benefits going to the Trans Lifeline nonprofit. Check out the links to play/watch/support some good games and a good cause!
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
episode 008
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 06/08/2026
There should be an account that takes scrub quotes and rewrites them as complaints about TTRPGs.
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cantata/Dread Delusion/ENTROPY
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 06/08/2026
This is like if Mike Mignola and Tom Bloom put their brains into a blender with some acid. I love it.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 06/08/2026
Okay but for real, who the fuck thought Avatar 5e was a good idea? I hope you slip on your dice and drop your whole 5e collection out a window and directly into a wood chipper. Ya know what, I blame all y'all that went after the Magpie Avatar game. It was perfectly fine as a game, now we have this.
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Khairul Hisham @hishgraphics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Spoof of the white on black Dungeons & Dragons | Star Wars logo from the Gen Con keynote but with Star Wars replaced by Pinkerton
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Chaoclypse (Brandon Yu) @chaoclypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
FANTASY GAMING. SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM FELLAS
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
episode 002
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.
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Rowan Mysel Zeoli @rowanzeoli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Being the finance lead for rascal the last year has been a gradually worsening job, only because I have to be the bearer of bad news each month as the global economy gets worse and worse. If you want Rascal to continue to exist for years to come, we need your support
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MÖRK BORG @morkborg.com · 03/08/2026
Who reviews OSR and weird zines and want some free physical copies to look at and have opinions about?
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 03/08/2026
@fenncrane.bsky.social
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Plus One Exp @ 🔜 Metatopia @plusoneexp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Honestly give it up to Gencon this year they finally found a way to make everyone take a fucking shower.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 02/08/2026
When my player's character is in negative health and they are trying to bargain with me for another resurrection despite us playing Mörk Borg and the last 3 have made the character into a horrible pain riddled wretch that just really needs to stay dead.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 05/12/2024
Please, enjoy one minute of mind-soothing snowy Shenmue.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 01/08/2026
PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE CRAZIEST FUCK AHIT WHAT
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 01/08/2026
I know the community has joked about doing the "Morkies" awards, but if we did it and the trophy was a Dread Risen, I think we should call it the Skellys (after the community joke about Skelly Joe) Then we could also have awards for MB adjacent stuff, like Shadowlord and Dragon Bane.
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MÖRK BORG @morkborg.com · 30/07/2026
Get the ZINE that reinvents ZINES here: pittrapshop.com/products/fro...
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From Out of the Meat Pile
For when players want to undo the sting of death, and GMs want to inflict more misery. From Out of the Meat Pile is a post-TPK MÖRK BORG dungeon crawl.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 01/08/2026
Remember how I said people shouldn't be upset about missing an Ennies nomination? Good read so far lol
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 31/07/2026
Go follow Exeunt Press, they are the Mörktober peeps and they also make a ton of cool stuff.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 31/07/2026
Good, more people should
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 31/07/2026
I can't help but laugh my ass off over the announced Star Wars DnD. Naw fuck that, I'll get Star Borg from @jpcoovert.bsky.social or just find a 2nd hand copy of one of the good Star Wars games. What a joke.
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