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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_;

@gaffy.itch.io
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I make stuff, including writing the MBC adventure From Out The Meat Pile Discord for playing/making TTRPGs: discord.gg/NFwchsJCsg Wrapping up writing gigs, DM for inquiries on projects

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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 12/07/2026
This fucker speaks to me
the word FLACK in a big pink circle, next to a masked clown in a hood. It is presumed he is FLACK
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/07/2026
Me, on my way to GM some #VastGrimm
A discord screen cap showing me saying "I have MTNDEW"

The next line says "AND WEED"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 07/07/2026
You don't understand Mörk Borg, it's that simple. The jams are a reason to make art, I guess that concept is beyond you. Not surprising since you're the same guy that called open ended rules lite combat bad. I started making those projects that would be considered "half assed" from the outside in.
A screen grab of Dave's post about MB

"But if there was a turning point, I think it was the seemingly endless waves of Borg-themed game jams on itch.io. What began as a celebration of the game’s open creative spirit exploded into an avalanche of submissions from self-styled game designers. The jams exposed the movement’s first real weakness: volume. Once thousands of (dare I say it, half-assed) Borg-branded projects were competing for attention simultaneously, simply calling something “Borg” no longer made it stand out. It became harder to separate the truly inspired from the merely derivative, and the novelty that had once made the label so exciting began to wear thin."
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 25/06/2026
The pointing joyjak meme over the advertisement for the newest Mörk Borg Cult release which has my name on it. They are pointing at my name.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 07/06/2026
I may have mixed up Fighting Force with Final Fight... I have failed you @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
Famous shot from Dexters lab where he looks upon a photo of Einstein in his locker and sadly declares "I have failed you"

I have replaced Einstein with a very flattering photo of Matt McMuscles
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 07/06/2026
It's a good thing @thaumavore.blue has a following and is making his zine for Pirate Borg; because with the the context of his zine, the conversations the community has had about real world atrocities gamified for Mörk Borg, and now this shit. Unsubbed and I hope Korea Borg flops. Fucking Tourist.
A thumbnail of a paywalled video called "Here's how I took Mork Borg combat to the next level" the thumbnail itself has the text "Wait... Borg combat SUCKS!"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 28/05/2026
@dodoot.bsky.social thank you for such a beautiful little game. My kids are enthralled. It's the first actual video game my daughter's gotten into.
Two children at a computer playing Kabuto Park
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/05/2026
Pawel Kicman(Heltung-Storytelling) saying fuck yeah with an image showing the new release by Nohr "Salt, Spit and Silver" is in the number one spot on itch's physical games tab. Lancer is 2nd then Runner of the Wastelands and finally CAIN

Gaffy responds If Cain tops Lancer does that make Tom a switch?

Gif image of Guile from Street Fighter the animated series being pelted with trash
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 02/05/2026
Send this to your GM when you go full murderhobo (Also go follow @mohawkjohnson.bsky.social )
Moehatesmedia holding two robot dinosaur bubble guns with a fanged smile face mask and horned beanie on. He is scowling behind text that says "I am not concerned about the ramifications"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 16/03/2026
This annoys the shit out of me, could bluesky not be bothered to tell me it's a private account or something. JFC. App is trying to gaslight me in real time.
A screen grab showing the previous post had been repostedThe screen when I click it says no reposts yet
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/03/2026
"historical fiction based setting" Am I the only one tired of the 5e crowd using MB as their weird side piece for playing in fucked up periods of history? And of course it's also compatible with 5e, it always is.
Patrick from SpongeBob with a goofy goober hat covered in ice cream looking very very annoyed
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 06/03/2026
Me fighting the urge to make Mush Borg
An old cartoon still with some strange sonar effect coming off some nerds hand while he looks to be in pain. Probably Norman Osborn from an old Spider-Man cartoon or something similar
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 28/02/2026
After the new album's aesthetics, I 100% believe the band has been playing Mörk Borg. After finding out the front man also like heavier music, I'm more convinced than ever.
Banner for the band's site using eye piercing pink and yellow, it's promoting the new album LISTEN UP.Yellow jacket with "100%" on the left arm in pink multiple times, the front says NEW FOUND GLORY in pink over top a block of text with what seems to be people jumping through the air.Cover of listen up, same colors as before but with a simple pink arrow pointing up with a crown of people at the bottom, one high up in the air. LISTEN UP is written via a dynamo label
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 24/02/2026
"Show me a piece from last year or so that you are most proud of!" This didn't immediately come to mind. But after seeing another map I found it, I remembered working on this over a nice coffee and feeling proud. WigglyPaint dungeons could be fun. #TTRPG #MörkBorg #OSR #dungeonart #dungeonmap
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 22/02/2026
Stat my child for your favorite system. If someone already did a stat block for the game you picked, pick another.
The head of a Kidrobot Kif figure stuck on the legs of a Funko Jack Skellington. It stands majestically in front of a stack of coasters and counting blocks.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 12/02/2026
Artists, quote something silly!
A pumpkin-headed butcher holding a cutting board with chunks of meat in one hand and a big knife in the other
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 12/02/2026
I have the actual original pressing of it and it's a hell of a time. My cousin's girlfriend was smashed to death by a swamp troll. We had hell of a time
Cover of Putrescence Regnant, an official Mörk Borg album crawl. It is blinding yellow with a mutated gator person in the center with a sword in their gutsA shot of the map and rolling charts, no I will not type them out, go buy the damn thingThe album sleeve which is also a class, the adventure book which fits in the bi-fold, and the gross and wicked yellow vinyl record
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/01/2026
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you - Cover for an adventure that's part of a community zine currently tangled up in the backlog
"ESCAPE THE MAW" Written in snipped newspaper lettering.
The shape of an 8 toothed circular mouth with blood soaked teeth is in the center. "RUN" written across every inch leaving little room. 
"A MEAT GRINDER FOR A FRESH BATCH OF VICTIMS"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 06/12/2025
Upcycling junk for map making because I'm not @salvaterra.bsky.social
The cardboard innards of a Hot Wheels advent calendar flipped upside down, the edges have been colored with black paint.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 12/10/2025
I don't post much about Snap, but I've been having fun with my @danhipp.bsky.social theme deck
Marvel snap deck names Hipp With It

All of the cards have Dan Hipp variants, with one being Arishem. When the match starts, Arishem shuffles 12 cards into your deck, if those cards have Dan Hipp variants that's the version shuffled in. The rest of the deck is: Kitty Pride, Hulk Buster, Scarlett Witch, Venom, Mobius M Mobius, Corvus Glave, Gladiator, Wong, Blue Marvel, Sera, Stature, and Arishem.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 02/10/2025
Got it done it time for day 1 Licking the frog #frog #Mörktober #MörkBorg
The children of Grift, unable to do anything but wait for death and explore the dangerous ruins of the dead city, have found that the Green Bumphead Frog common across the dying lands can be licked for a wide arrange of effects. Sometimes helping with physical growth and other times helping fight off disease. Everyone agrees however that this ritual at the very least will give the participant a much needed boost of luck.

LICKING THE FROG (a fat green frog sits next to the text blocks
Immediately gain d2 omens
Test Toughness DR 10(+2 for each previous lick)
On a success(d4): 
1. A random ability increases by d2
2. A negative ability mod is now positive 
3. HP increases by d4
4. Double an ability mod of your choice

On a Failure(d4): 
1. A random ability decreases by d4
2. Become infected and take d2 damage
3. Vomit violently, the sound and smell attracts predators
4. All ability values lowered by 2

Pass or Fail, 
The high and the results that come from it last for 1 - Toughness hours (minimum 1 hour) Results of 20 or 1 are permanent

Mörktober 2025 "Frog" *signed* Gaffy
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/09/2025
That fucked me up
Zach from Extra Fabulous comics drew himself as SpongeBob on orange paper. His mind seems blown.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 20/07/2025
Working on a new thing and working out ideas for art, I'm still a fan of this PubDom comic edit I did for Lord of Acid
A Sci-fi gunslinger with two different kinds of laser guns wired to his hips. He is covered with holsters and pouches, his space helmet is magenta with a cyan skull image on it. There is other text surrounding the subject, but that isn't what this is about.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/06/2025
And a friend!
Little wizard dude with a shiny orb topped staff and a lightning in their other hand. Also they have a cool blue pendant and a maroon hood up
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/06/2025
Shout out to @jpcoovert.bsky.social for including a cute lil post card adventure and a big funking piece of graph paper with the order Now to practice and then bastardize what I learn to make gross dudes for Mörk Borg.
2 zines from JP Coovert's Flik Silverpen series, Drawing Dungeons(it's cover has a dungeon floor plan with drawings or RPG minis on it) & Drawing Heroes(shows a troupe of all kinds of heroes, including an ogre and a witch. On top of both is a cute post card adventure titled The Ogre King of Hollow Hill
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 31/05/2025
Ground Control To Major Tom Ground Control To Major Tom Take your dried wurms And put your Helmet on Gaffy is back with another "How To Play Mork Borg Like A Cheap Fucker" but for my personal favorite @morkborg.com made by the wonderful @briancolin.com VAST GRIMM
Cover of TTRPG Vast Grimm. A purple circuit board with VAST GRIMM written on it in white. Foreground has a large toothy wurm, like a lamprey with glowing glue eyes
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 24/05/2025
Here's the Cover
"Crack Open A Cold One"
"A troll guided grave looting supplement"
The image is a women wearing nothing holding up a skull topped ornament with long flowing tassels.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 22/05/2025
Join the Queen of Cups discord server, where we have very normal and constructive discussions about making Roleplaying games
A screen grab from a discord chat. Gaffy said "The two Sexiest Weapons are a flail and a 6 Shooter"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 12/05/2025
I have no idea why I ever open Threads. I don't follow them, the people I follow don't follow them. Threads just suggested this to me. I hope Zuckerberg gets his head stuck in an old-timey black powder canon.
Threads screen grab
"Picked for you"
Someone with an anime PFP saying "I'm pissing so hard rn"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 11/05/2025
I ain't fucking around #Fortmaxxing #TheFortMaxxingJam @morkborg.com @vastgrimm.bsky.social @limithron.bsky.social @makedatanotlore.bsky.social (I couldn't find DiS's account)
A man with a special set of glasses, nice jaw line. "THE FORTMAXXING JAM" written with different letters in a few fonts. Multiple wild colors along with the compatibility logos for Mörk Borg, Cy_Borg, Vast Grimm, Pirate Borg, Death in Space, and Frontier Scum.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 08/05/2025
When people enter the MB scene with centrist or right leaning political viewpoints
Don't make me tap the sign meme

The sign being the post from Mork Borg saying "MÖRK BORG is a game about corrupt and incompetent royal despots and doomsday cult leaders ruling their powerless subjects with religious persecution, excessive violence and apocalyptic fearmongering. The sea is boiling and the end is near but no one seems to care. Needless to say, this is political."
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 29/04/2025
Pizza Emoji followed by "The Death that I Deservioli"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 26/04/2025
Discord screenshot taken at 2:59 PM

Gaffy: farts (written in italics)
extra loud (written in bold italics)
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 23/04/2025
Ninja Borg IS already the greatest game ever made, despite not being out yet. And I'm doing my part to help.
Teaser from my stretch goal adventure. 
Reads: Nazi fill each floor, these space nazi are so lame and pathetic they are little more than fodder for the ninja. All of their attacks towards the security forces or opposition(s) and actions performed during the sequence should brutalize as many space Nazi as possible. Killing Nazi however doesn’t count as killing people, since they aren’t people.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 04/04/2025
My dream picks for the GameCube service. I'd also take SSX Tricky or 3 in place of NBA Street
Box art for NBA Street Vol.2Box art for Viewtiful JoeBox art for Bloody Roar Primal Fury Cover art for Custom Robo
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 03/04/2025
B R O
Never forget Kenny

Excerpt from the DiveKick wiki
"Kenny is a playable character in Divekick. He is an angel who returned to the world of the living. Kenny was created at the request of a top reward tier Kickstarter donator named Vincent, in memory of his deceased older brother Kenny."
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 11/03/2025
Bust A Move was consistently cursed
Cursed busy a move ad where a bunch of the bubbles have the same creepy face with it's eyes held open with match sticks. Published by Acclaim for PlayStation and Sega Saturn.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/03/2025
digital paint and ink done, next words and layout
very crude dungeon layout, left has an entrance labeled as well as an area marked ??? leading to rope bridges over lava. Floor 2 on the right has more areas connected with rope bridges and a final big area with a stone bridge
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/03/2025
Back on my bullshit
My kid's table with two papers with paint on them, between the papers a makeshift stencil from a 3d puzzle and a spray can
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 10/03/2025
time to do 14.29 hits
6000 divided by 420 = 14.28571428571429
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/03/2025
Probably the most Cis Male coded image I could think of on my phone
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the complete collection on 20 DVD set
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 09/03/2025
This was a much needed break from my current projects, @sebastianbarth.bsky.social thanks for letting me fuck around with your dope art. You can use the writing for free for a zine or book, just hit ne with a copy if you do.
#C0FF4E Berserker King of the Cube Violet
A knight lost in the Cube Violet thanks to terrible magiX. His sanity long lost and replaced with pure RAGE and seeking only death. If it comes, is it for good? Or will he return to the madness of the 4th dimension?

HP 17 Morale 11
Demon Armor -d6
Dire Blade d10
Tainted Gauntlets d6
Elder Horns 2d4

#C0FF4E may attack once with each weapon but doesn't care about being hit(DR 10 to hit)

#C0FF4E is a super cool radioactive green looking unholy knight, his armor looks like a mix of bone, steel, and dragon scale
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 04/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
team fortress 2 2fort
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 04/03/2025
5e loyalist when WotC starts openly using ai
A man reaching into a toilet. His face in sad disgust. A paper on the wall reads,"NOW EAT IT BITCH"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 19/02/2025
I soup'd
A blue dutch oven with soup in it. I am doing a thumbs up in front of the camera to indicate the soup is good.
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 05/02/2025
Now I've got to use @pandangit.com's The Thing monster in my next Mörk Borg Monday session to celebrate
Mörk Borg compatible "Quadrusile? The Grimms of Yancy"

HP 124 Morale -
Stony Skin -d6
4 punches/turn d8 each. 

"Cursed eyes behold the time of clobbering; THEY seek Verhu, HE who prophesizes their damned truth to be a development most revolting."
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 04/02/2025
Been writing one thing, making art for a other, and now thanks to the creative commons 4 art from @denungeherrholm.bsky.social & @stregawolf.art I'm doing writing and layout for my submission to @rugosekohn.com's #NTDJ.
A ball of malice represented by the faces of multiple evil politicians. Drawn by Kim Holm with editing by me. The title The Apathy Engine and Compatible With Cy_Borg are on the bottom left and right, respectively.A bezos looking vampire has blood dripping down his face. Also drawn by Kim Holm. This spread also has instructions on handling the campaign as this zine can cause PvP situations if the GM doesn't take these things into account. There's also a tip that if the game gets too heavy for the players, taking a break to play something else can help.A spread setting the mood showing people falling from the sky (by Strega) with the words RICH FUCKS in New Times Dumbass. It explaining the set up for the campaign and instructions on the basic structure of running "Jobs"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 03/02/2025
DCC Style d7
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 26/01/2025
@valericax.bsky.social pretty sure you've got a bot causing mischief
"Valerica3.bsky.social followed you"
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Gaffy did not win the Ennie for Meatiest ;_; @gaffy.itch.io · 16/01/2025
Don't know why it changed but I have fixed the problem and will proceed to do alt text again. Sorry y'all.
A screen grab of me turning required alt text back on. Not sure how it got turned off, but now it's fixed.
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