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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him)

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linktr.ee/gaberex MTG Content Creator, Standard Grinder and L1 Judge Spending too much time in the tank, not enough in the rink. Top Ranked Mono-Red player at your LGS. Opinions here are mine alone. Chronic Shitposter

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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 41m
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Micahel Scott: Everybody Stay Calm!
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 2h
Watched Backrooms last night. It would be my favorite horror movie directorial debut by a 20 year old who got his start on YouTube doing weird little videos this year.... but Obsession came out this year as well. As much as I loved the Backrooms mythos, Obsession was a MUCH better movie.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 30/09/2026
You know what is sick about this lair drop? Not a single Arcane Signet or Sol Ring reprint in the lot! All these cards are straight up playable in a multitude of decks, and a lot of them have comp applications! This is how you lair!
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 29/09/2026
As someone who jokes that his favorite anime is "King of the Hill", I absolutely LOVE what @affinityforanime.bsky.social does with these alters. I have no idea what half of these shows are, but the art is always SO beautiful and I'm sure it's evocative of the source material.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 29/09/2026
We're getting Marvel Zombies. I'll stake my non-existent career on it.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 28/09/2026
LGSes be like:
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 28/09/2026
I've created the ultimate condiment. You can all thank me later when your having "Spicy Carbonara Ramen" Flavoured Chicken Strips
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 25/09/2026
Dragonwilds update: my buddies and I opted to buy a dedicated server! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hyuckerton.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 24/09/2026
Quintin Kand
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 23/09/2026
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Chef Skinner Surprised Reaction
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 21/09/2026
So... RuneScape Dragonwilds is fucking amazing. Here's my house:
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 17/09/2026
This is my favorite flavor text in all of FRA. Why? I worked as an Application Administrator for years. When something would happen to the app, it was easy to identify when aberrant data was affecting the result. You know what wasn't easy? Proving the ABSENCE of data was what the problem was.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 15/09/2026
Wizards is unifying the login experience next month. All DnD and MTG sites will now use the same login and account, including future games like Exodus. Read about it here: track.pstmrk.it/3s/myaccount...
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What's New with Wizards Accounts
What's Changing with Wizards AccountsStarting October 7, 2026, your Wizards Account is moving to a new account system. With one account, you get more digital access across Hasbro and Wizards of the...
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 14/09/2026
Chat, is this something?
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 11/09/2026
Nevinyrral's Dick.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 10/09/2026
We finished off @househouse.com's Big Walk last night and I have to say. It's a Game of the Year contender. I've never experienced a game so naturally built on emergent gameplay. We laughed, we cried, we got to know each other better, but most of all we walked! Minor Big Walk Ending Spoilers:
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 09/09/2026
It was right there and they fucked up way harder than they should have. This would have had story relevance, nostalgia, and would have been a great way to bring in older format players who wanted, say a text less version of this card. The amount this bag was fumbled is frankly insane.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 08/09/2026
Great great great... Yeah. This pair of cards isn't gonna bring me to tears or nothing at prerelease... Nope. Not gonna happen. Not me... I'm gonna be in the bathroom for the rest of the day...... Laughing. Yeah. Let's go with that one. 😭
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 04/09/2026
Marley started showing signs late Tuesday night that something wasn't right. Wednesday he was non stop vomitting. We brought him to the vet, they informed us he had an aggressive inoperable cancer. Yesterday was one of the most difficult days of my life. Goodbye Marley. You will be loved forever.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 02/09/2026
Chandra and Ajani when Vraska name drops Garruk:
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Korath The Pursuer Asks 'Who?'
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 01/09/2026
Oh yeah? Well what did they call THESE?!?
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They say if you repost this image of Wario it'll crash BlueSky's servers.
The BlueSky Server crashing Wario
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 25/08/2026
RIP to the Plunder Queen herself. Make some treasure out there for one of the all time greats, kids. Dolly was one of a kind and will be missed by all, young, old, queer, straight and everywhere in between.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 25/08/2026
@sergeyager.bsky.social @coachnelly.bsky.social @wheeler.bsky.social Hey Serge, Nelly and Wheeler! The Canadian Judges have started a fun little program, we're trying to build a judge family tree with as many branches as we can locate! Would you guys help us build it out by filling out a form?
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 25/08/2026
I know why, The feeling inside me says it’s time I was gone, Clear head, new life ahead I want to be king now not just one more pawn
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 20/08/2026
Is this something?
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 20/08/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Tyler ‘Savesya’ Bucks | Stingerquill Transfer @thetylerbucks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s time to build Beorn on a budget, this Bear deck can pack a punch! #MTG #HOBBIT #COMMANDER
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Beorn the Fierce | Mono-Green Bears on a Budget | EDHREC
Beorn the Fierce turns any creature into a Bear and draws two cards a turn in this budget mono-green typal deck you can build for about $45.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 12/08/2026
Big Walk by HouseHouse is a GotY contender.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 11/08/2026
My legend continues to grow.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 10/08/2026
All of these changes are great, nay, Fantastic? 🤭
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 06/08/2026
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 28/07/2026
CHOOSE YOUR BEARACTER:
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 28/07/2026
Chat, does this card have flavour text?
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
DINOSAURS ARE COOL TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT
This is a raptor design on a t shirt with the text, dinosaurs are cool transphobia is not 

Happy pride!
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 27/07/2026
MFW I yo quierod Taco Bell too much.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 24/07/2026
I've been moderating servers, groups and chats for over 5 years at this point. At no point have I ever even thought of thinking of myself so above my community that I would make something like this. It just reeks of the LSF head mod who considered himself a celebrity for... Reasons?
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 24/07/2026
They did it guys. Open world Sports.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 24/07/2026
I forgot to do it last year lmao.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 23/07/2026
Stolen message I sent on Discord: Commander content is essentially the Porn of MTG. It's all glitzy and glamorous to appeal to the masses and get them to want it, but once you actually do it yourself.... The whole experience is a lot more messy and awkward than what you saw online.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 22/07/2026
"Jimothy cannot love you like my parents didn't love me." Whimsy is dead and "based" chuds like this fuck are killing it.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 22/07/2026
Fallout: Canadian Frontier
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 22/07/2026
It's gonna be so gay, and he's going to fucking hate himself for making it. People like him truly do not understand that the logic was "Men marry men for 2x the power."
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 21/07/2026
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 21/07/2026
So let's talk about words and their baggage in MTG. Over the weekend, WotC showed some cool new cards from The Hobbit set. Great! We love new cards! I play Mono White Frodo as a "Mathoms commander" or Equipment that costs 2 or 3. Much to my delight, a new Sting in the Mathom cost was shown!
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 20/07/2026
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Dr Manhattan
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 17/07/2026
Real talk: I was today years old when I found out Chandler is wearing a bandana and didn't wrap his head in tinfoil.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 17/07/2026
Lol. Are commander players mad about a card that allows someone to splash another color? Really? These are the same players who run sub 35% of their decks as lands right? These are gonna come out, be for exactly the people they made them for, and change nothing. CID was always dumb.
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Gabesaurus The 33rd (He/Him) @gabesaurusrex.wubrgsky.org · 16/07/2026
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Joe Exotic: Never Going to Financially Recover
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