$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they named an apple the pink lady that don’t sit right with me 030
Reposted by $GCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs 311729219
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I ended up in Nick Saban’s Airbnb I’d be chugging all the chemicals under the sink just to ensure every toilet got an upper decker before my time was up 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🎵The club isn't the best place to find a lover so my wife is where I go 🎶 010
Reposted by $GPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british 14767100
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Going to the aquarium today, to think pensively about some things. Hopefully it’s no children day 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026have you seen this Have you heard about this They’re humanizing the machines and dehumanizing the humans 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My desk overlooks a patch of grass that is used for all the neighborhood dogs to shit I’ve seen a lot of dogs shittin AMA 110
Reposted by $Glauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026i don't know who thought it was a good idea for the high-profile pedophiles in charge of our government to develop a makework program for lesser known pedophiles within our federal policing apparatus. but i disagree with them 372867584
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026if you don’t like cole slaw you just haven’t found the strain for you yet 010
Reposted by $GAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/08/2026You have to respect yourself enough not to do preseason Drew Allar discourse. We can't help you if you won't help yourself 10945
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ever since they turned Portugal into a man the vibe’s just been off 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My neighbor kid been showing me some pretty cool caterpillars lately. Research suggests that they can remember you from their caterpillar days once they become a butterfly 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026it’s cold shower season gang. The time of year when a cold shower is ideal. If you love a cold shower, it’s your time to shine. enjoy 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026imagine that raccoon with the birth defect winning the World Cup hahaha go off jimothy 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if I was gay nobody would be further out of the closet than me but like in a crazy chill kinda way that would perplex and anger men and women, gays and straights alike 030
Reposted by $GArthur From Pittsburgh @pittpost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Pat McAfee missed more field goals in the 2007 Backyard Brawl than there are students enrolled here 1256
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026As a guy who got married by Elvis, getting married at MSG is pretty tacky. I’d do something else. Something cooler, probably 010
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026hair transplants but for dudes who lost the hair on their legs below the sockline. These are insecure, wealthy sockrockers, trapped in a desperate cycle of obscuring their high ankle. There’s billions to be made here. Free the foot 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m one of the biggest blood donors in San Diego County. However the blood bank has never once asked if I have diabetes and therefore it’s likely that I’ve infected potentially hundreds of individuals, mostly babies, with this chronic disease 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026“We must build the ballroom” - announcing my switch from briefs to boxers 020
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026think I’m the only guy regularly watching MLB Big Inning but you can’t tell me the host isn’t drunk every afternoon 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026If Rory doesn’t get up and down here, I will end it all right now 000
Reposted by $GRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Saw a couple of pigeons eating a piece of bagel in a park. Real pigeon stuff. I told them good job and keep it up. 617331
Reposted by $Gadam skol @adamskol.bsky.social · 08/04/2026This happened during Cubs-Rays game. Was expecting to see it in your feed. 49523
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026What is Trump’s plan for getting the REAL Dewey to come back to Malcolm In The Middle 010
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I’ll tell you a place that sucks and it is Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania 000
Reposted by $Glindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 26/03/2026why is paul skenes disrespecting the troops 715620
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If Nate Burleson just has every job does that mean he’s my dad now 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026they couldn’t draft me due to my diabetes and lazy eye and also my generally unpleasant disposition 010
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 14/03/2026just bought another round* for the boys** * 2 lbs of raw unshelled peanuts ** neighborhood crows 032
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026intrusive thought that is not fully formed but I want it out of my head. Swap Fran Drescher for Brendan Fraser, yadayadayada … 🎶THATS HOW HE BECAME … THE MUMMYYYYYYYYYY🎶 010
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026As a guy who looks more like Jesse Plemmons than just about anyone on the planet, watching Bugonia was surreal. Like it was my biopic. which. A bit concerning 000
$G @gaberhagen.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Working through the new Hillary Duff jumpoff which has to be the biggest Divorce Pop album of 2026 so far. I’m feeling wistful and melancholy and uninspired. 10/10. The Blink 182 cover makes it all worthwhile 010
