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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Gonna have to start dealing with my chores like they’re wizards. Let it be known, I must soon take battle up with Tomorrow Eveningtask #wizards #chores #duel #task #add #todo #adhd
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Reposting with alt text. Apparently real, not just a meme, nor a promo for next year's release of "Coyote vs ACME"
Greensboro Police Department

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF

During the spring and early summer months, coyote sightings can increase due to "pup-rearing". This season is common when newborn pups come out to play for the first time. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Just seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. Below are reasons you should call 911:

Coyotes in hot air balloons dropping anvils

Coyotes with giant magnets

Coyote pulling a giant catapult

Coyote with rocket shoes

Coyote with anything marked "TNT"

Coyote setting out bags that say "free bird seed!"

Please call 911 immediately if you see any of the above behavior.
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I thought boxes of books were heavy as is. Turns out boxes of graphic novels are even heavier #books #graphicnovel #booksky
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nonbinary intersex activist Jim Sinclair on Sally Jesse Raphael's show in 1989
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 07/04/2025
(pulls circuit breaker) time for science shitposting
an image of an old witchy woman floating next to a computer from the 90s with attached mouse. A black cat is playing with the computer mouse. She is releasing the memes using dark magic
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The Fourth Circuit is famously succinct. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The United States Government has no legal authority to snatch a person who is lawfully present in the United States off the street and remove him from the country without due process. The Government's contention otherwise, and its argument that the federal courts are powerless to intervene, are unconscionable.
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Due to me being a “foolish mortal”, today’s meetings are canceled. See you all next week #shitpost
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
A drawing of an adorably-anthropomorphized guillotine saying "Hey kids! Remember, people have never gained rights by asking nicely for them!"
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
charizard taking a sippy
Charizard in the Pokémon anime taking a drink from a water fountain
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 16/02/2025
I’m thinking about federal income tax. If the federal government isn’t meeting its obligations why should we? Specifically, I’d love to see states get the money first and hold it in trust pending litigation. I want to pay my taxes but not to a government that doesn’t respect the constitution.
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Alexia Mohabir 🌸 @woeandgrow.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ok but what if I did fountain pen designs?? 🖋️💕
My Pilot Kaküno fountain pen leaning on my sketchbook of fountain pen inspired design sketches that say "love at first write"
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Juhana Myllys @juhanamyllys.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This bullet time mechanic is by far the best addition we have done to Bionic Bay. It's fun to use and looks quite appealing. Challenge is to design levels with enough difficulty.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic. globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
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How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
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Mónica C. Camacho @mc2x.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This profile has been scrubbed from the site. Rose Ferreira grew up without reliable electricity, immigrated to NY, then survived homelessness and cancer on her way to NASA. She was so moved by images from the Webb telescope she wept. This is what’s at stake web.archive.org/web/20231206...
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NASA Intern Found Hope in the Moon - NASA
Lee esta historia en español aquí
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hi baby! Our elephant family welcomed its tiniest member on Saturday night when Rose-Tu gave birth to a new calf 💕🐘
Newborn elephant calf by mom’s footNewborn elephant calf by mom indoors
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
[octopus mom who has absolutely had it with her octopus child] i am going to count to eight
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Spartifac @spartifac.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I crocheted a shiny Psyduck 🧶🩵 #crochet #pokemon #psyduck
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Gregory Norman @gregorynorman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So pleased with my first crochet tapestry! #crochetsky #Crochet
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bertrand_k @bertrand-k.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Titanic (1997)
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@aoc.bsky.social A poem and a plea Start a new party, please. And call it Dreamers For those who built our country Who gave us our hope Promise Mars to humanity, not the billionaires Lean farther left than even Bernie ever did, yet call him forefather of what You build For in our past, we live
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 21/01/2025
Good morning.
Simpsons meme of bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign"
sign reads: let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair
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JF @justinfleece.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Your validity is not dictated by an executive order. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Brianinja @brianinja.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The white moderate "who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers ... the absence of tension to ... the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"" www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen...
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Letter from a Birmingham Jail [King, Jr.]
16 April 1963 My Dear Fellow Clergymen: While confined here in the Birmingham city jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities "unwise and untimely." Seldom do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas. If I sought to answer all the criticisms that cross my desk, my secretaries would have little time for anything other than such correspondence in the course of the day, and I would have no time for constructive work. But since I feel that you are men of genuine good will and that your criticisms are sincerely set forth, I want to try to answer your statement in what I hope will be patient and reasonable terms.
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
“Even metal is just a part of earth that has been purified and refined.”
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a person is hanging upside down in a dark room with a light behind them
ALT: a person is hanging upside down in a dark room with a light behind them
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Lost my keys and had to pay almost $100 to replace them. What a shitshow #lost #fuckcapitalism #venting
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Damian Lynch 🟧 🇦🇺 Rebellion is Mandatory during times of Tyranny @dpsl.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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NONNIE_TN @nonniebear.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This 💟
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Today is the winter solstice :)
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Hayden Clarkin @thetransitguy.com · 21/12/2024
In one of the U.S.’s fastest-growing states with the 8th largest economy in the world, the train from Dallas to San Antonio via Austin takes over 10 hours. With high speed rail, this could be done in less than 2 hours.
Yellow line showing San Antonio to Dallas via Austin
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Okay. I’m finally on the Baldur’s Gate train. Only a few days in, but it’s ✨magical✨ #baldursgate #bg3 #games #gaming
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I can’t believe people love dinosaurs. They’re so homophobic. Especially the T-Rexes. They’re also doing… you know *whisper* the thing *waves limp wrists #jokes #funny #haha #dadjoke #joke
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Realizing Nutella is only a thing bc raw hazelnuts taste like someone’s poor description of an almond #snacks #shitpost #almonds #hazelnuts #chocolatetooiguess
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Poke Throwbacks @pokethrowbacks.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Witnessed a person unicycling through downtown in the bike lanes. Bravo
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gabenotgruber.bsky.social @gabenotgruber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I almost girlbossed too close to the sun and nearly spilled ranch on myself. But today was not the day!
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Astronomy pictures @astronomers.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A meteor shower
What's happening in the sky above Stonehenge? A meteor shower: specifically, the Perseid meteor shower. A few nights ago, after the sky darkened, many images of meteors from this year's Perseids were captured separately and merged into a single frame. Although the meteors all traveled on straight paths, these paths appear slightly curved by the wide-angle lens of the capturing camera. The meteor streaks can all be traced back to a single point on the sky called the radiant, here just off the top of the frame in the constellation of Perseus. The same camera took a deep image of the background sky that brought up the central band of our Milky Way galaxy running nearly vertical through the image center. The featured image was taken from Wiltshire, England, being careful to include, at the bottom, the famous astronomical monument of Stonehenge. Although the Perseids peaked last night, some Perseid meteors should still be visible for a few more nights.

Image Credit & Copyright: Josh Dury
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Alex Lopez @alexlopezwrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
what if your ideas are as in love with you as you are with them? what if your creativity spends its days dreaming about you too? what if art is a co-creation between you (the vessel) & the eternal source of all things? what if this act of making is the universe experiencing itself through you?
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Xodium (is on hiatus) @xodium.net · 18/11/2024
Aw crap I’ve been falling behind on slugposting
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a pink fish with a heart on it is holding a knife in its mouth
Alt: A smiling pink sea slug riding a knife with a threatening aura, kind of
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Daniel Jalkut @danielpunkass.punkitup.com · 18/11/2024
The greatest problem in computer science is estimating software installation time. I just watched my new MacBook Pro go from 3 hours, to 2 hours and 45 minutes, to 2 hours and 43 minutes, to 56 minutes, to “about a minute” in the course of an hour. And that’s where I've been for several minutes.
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