Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 25mSo very sorry. Very thoughtful to honor her that way. 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 3hwhat an inning, what a team #brewers www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comBrewers may be World Series favorites. Beating Mason Miller showed why | OpinionThe Brewers beat San Diego's ace closer Mason Miller, a startling development for team chasing first title. 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 5hsometimes there's price points where you're just like, no! The smell of imminent disappointment. 110
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 11hinherently challenging for americans to pronounce "duomo." 000
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 13h“AI can never push creativity forward because it has never broken a bone, grieved, or been loved. It has nothing to say that hasn’t been said.” 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 14hYou can always tell the cops by which driveways are most freshly blacktopped. 000
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 14hwait a minute who the hell is the commandos quarterback 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 23h“Let’s go with … Yeah we’re gonna go ahead and go with, ‘Padres know this show: ‘The Wire’” 130
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026october is just a horror film called Escape From Vasgersian 061
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026not a Math Guy but pretty sure they did the geometry (??) to determine that if it's launched that high it is not going out, what have you. Whereas the famous Trop rings have different dimensions. See here's the thing about the ballparks: They're different! 020
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026famously, Braden and Colson are brothers from another mother. 020
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026adam amin seems to have attended the don orsillo school of shouting. we don't recommend getting a degree. 031
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I want to say something but it might violate terms and conditions here. 100
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bellinger been locked tf in. this should be good theatre. 030
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and a really good and early read by Luis. As the ball was rattling around. Split-second to discern a clean pick-up and throw. 100
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grisham you shouldn't have missed that one. 001
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can't believe we're running headlong into yet another Kash Konundrum. #rays 000
Reposted by Gabe (disdainful)John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m guessing the correlation between: • “I’m tough on crime! Lock up that young Black man (aged 14) selling drugs!” and • “Wasn‘t an essay enough punishment for those poor young boys (aged 18+) at Cornell?” is close to 1.00000. In case anyone still thinks “tough on crime” is abt … crime. 417160
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Can @ericstephen.bsky.social handle a four-inning postseason save? 100
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Grant Taylor did not pitch more than 2 2/3 innings this season. He's coming out for his fourth inning to save this for the #WhiteSox. Just wild. 120
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026easy for me to say, but there are moments where I'm stunned the amount of money and effort people put in to attend live events. This game might be the epitome for, like, all the reasons. 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean maybe it’s a badge of honor if no one shows up to watch meaningless games at lousy kickoff times in crap weather? www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comHouston, we have a problem. Ranked Cougars play in nearly empty stadium vs UCFRanked Houston played UCF in Week 5, but not many people are in the stands in another bad turnout for Cougars football. 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026as liberty biberty remains rightfully under fire this October, a reminder that Geico never misses in any of its genres of ads. Really miss the cavemen. 040
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dubie steers so hard and consistently into his aesthetic it's so admirable 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man he’s making sure there’s no conflict with the next tipoff! 000
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Country Roads, Kirk Herbstreit, Kirk Herbstreit's dog....it's all connected. 110
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Country Roads really needs to be euthanized, but CdL gets an exemption. #Guardians 120
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The #Braves will counter Tarik Skubal with another lefty, of slightly less renown - Dylan Dodd. Kind of an interesting mental exercise, these Game 1s - a massive pile of found money just sitting there if someone can run into one vs. the two-time Cy Young winner. Easier said than done ofc, but. 110
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ryan Weathers added to #Yankees roster, as Aaron Boone indicated was possible. Giancarlo Stanton didn't budge in the wild card series but he's back, lurking. 000
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The October Surprise always involves a questionable pitching staff decision or an 18-year-old who has a 31.0 sprint speed but hasn't played above low Class A. 051
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026for the foreseeable future this account will be a victor mesa jr. vehicle. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comWill rookie slugger take MLB playoffs by storm? Players who could decide division seriesBreaking down MLB's best-of-five Division Series and the players who will impact the games. 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ain't no sleeping in on Sunday (or Saturday). Should be a great one; have fun! 010
Gabe (disdainful) @gabelacques.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Glad to see you felt it was getting better; that was my instinct but also it was easy for me to say, being a dude. Ever since the Access Hollywood tape it feels like the world is spinning in reverse. I can’t believe we’ve lived a decade of our lives like this. 020
Reposted by Gabe (disdainful)Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Golden State 77, Dallas 73 Valkyries will open Game 1 of the semis vs Las Vegas on Sunday. See y'all there. 312616
