iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Omg bluesky sorry I’ve been away for a MINUTE but in that time I wrote a show anyway it’s at Adelaide Fringe rn and you guys have been so nice!

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Piecing together some stuff for my next show and found a newspaper article from when I was 16 showing that my only aspiration in life was to be insufferable.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Apple Cider Vinegar is actually just a front for reuniting seemingly the entire cast of Dance Academy

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Sometimes I forget that on a random Thursday Arts Centre Melbourne just let me do this

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Can’t ethically post faces of people I don’t know but I need you to realise the DIVAS I’m witnessing in front of the Putricia livestream

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I know I need to create more than I consume but do you understand what I CREATE when I CONSUME 7 glasses of wine?

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

“You’ve gotta make mistakes so you can learn and grow” cool when is the learn and grow bit? I just feel like from 1996 to now my life has been: “okay oop don’t do that again”

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Nothing makes me feel more in control than mowing the lawn UGH maybe I’ll do some WEEDING

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

“Gabbi write a Christmas song Gabbi write a Christmas song” like 6 years ago I did and every year I whip it out like I’m being forced to entertain the family by my grandmother

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Zander @zanddeeerrr.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

We were inspired and held our own pie fuelled reading of Julius Caesar. Definitely recommend!!

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Coup is such a cunty word for what it is

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

A year or so ago I did a talk at a public high school in my hometown where one half of the gymnasium was just full of individual desks (like 50 or so) and I said "oh exams?" and they said "no this is just where kids come when their class doesn't have a teacher" so adding this to that is coolcoolcool

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Osman Faruqi @osmanfaruqi.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Finding out that Australia is one of the only countries that publicly funds private schools at this level is one of those “Oh this country really is nothing like the myths it tells itself” moments.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Bluesky if you don’t want me to discard my drafts I beg of you to let me save them. Thank u for thinking I’m funny tho

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Like quite genuinely, whole show of this, is it too grim? Hahahhaha

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

In my hands, I have five already-sent invoices. Only one will pay me before Christmas.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

If I did a show of serious songs and not comedy songs would you still like me? My entire self worth has been based on Hee Hee Ha Ha currency for the last 3 years so thinking about turning away from it scares me lmaooo

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Also it does make me laugh that I get to host a night about filmmaking, and yet can so confidently make this kind of mistake during the afterparty.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Honored to have hosted the Australian Directors Guild Awards tonight, I am in a room full of professional famous industry film directors, meanwhile I did my make up and a baby-wipe pits n bits bath in the 12 minute Uber over here. Love a bit of High Brow Low Brow xoxoxo

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

The difference between rotting and relaxing is lighting a scented candle

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Hey I would love to know, so I’m 28, is it normal to have no passion or aspiration left in me anymore? Also how to effectively clean specifically this side of the cheese grater k thanks

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

This is niche but why have we as a society not increased bobbin capacity in the last 50 years? I can get a spool of thread the size of my thigh but I still have to wind like 17 bobbins if I wanna sew something. Just give me a big booty machine that can fit a CD sized bobbin.

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Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

people are always saying that they’re scared of “dying alone” I am not scared of dying alone I am scared of dying in a sharehouse

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

how it feels to me when you guys say skeet on here

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Period lower back pain is SOMETHIN ELSE

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I don’t need a tearstick I just whip out this bad boy

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

I can finally share the news, I’m playing the dog with lemons for eyes.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’d never seen Ghost or Dirty Dancing before, so this week I watched both and I’m going to say something controversial. While Patrick Swayze is undoubtedly the dreamiest of boats, The way he kisses gives me the ick.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Hit my For paying Medicare so much money Safety net! in therapy

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

This week a hot young bombshell enters the villa! (My childhood eczema came back)

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Pixar enthusiast Chappell Roan be like “you can miss some canon events in Cars” (she means Cars universe version of 9/11)

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

“Are you wearing the-“ “The rental increase costume? Yeah. I am”

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Baths are just a half hour of bliss followed by 2 hours of sweating more than you’ve ever sweat in your life

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I kinda wish the collective term for Chappell Roan's fanbase was the Pink Pony Parish

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Dating apps with audio prompts are powered on the back of a fuccboi's ability to inhale through their teeth mid sentence.

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

I kinda love pommel horse as an olympic sport cause it just feels like the slightly elevated version of when you saw one of these as a kid and thought "yeah I can jump that"

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

It's alarming how many friends of mine who are also children of divorce have an "I once ate cat biscuits as a kid" story

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Maybe the real magic was the Mikes we made along the way

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Gonna post my twitter drafts here I reckon

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Gabbi Bolt @gabbibolt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Idk I guess I'm here now but I'm kind of at the point of wanting to throw my phone in a vat of wet concrete yknow?

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